Heh.... Heh.... Thank you my brilliant Seth, fo now I am going to write what I perseve is Tally & David vs. Tally & Zane
Without further ado......
The Life of an Average David
*Tally is climbing the hill, and sees 4 figures in white hoodies*
David: Holy crap. Who's that chick?
*Shay slaps him.*
Shay: She is my ugly friend, Tally. Pun intended.
David: I want to f-
Shay: DAVID!
*Tally walks down.*
Tally: I'm Tally Youngblood. I am an ugly who really wants to be pretty, and make out with your dad.
*David blushes.*
David: You'll just have to settle with me, my lovemuffin.
*They have a super-slow run together*
Tally: I've waited for this my whole life!
*Tounges.....*
David: You have lovely ti-
Shay: DAVID!
*More tounges....*
To Be Continued.....
The Zane Chronicals
*Tally and Zane wakeup in Shay's apartment in pretty town. Shay is in the closet, 'making' breakfast.*
Zane: Good morning my bubblehead.
Tally: Good morning my meat.
Zane: You were WONDERFUL last night.
Tally: As were you.
Shay: You two sounded like Peris when he brushes his hair. All 'uh'.
*Tally blushes*
*Zane shrugs.*
Zane: At least you chose me over David.
*David sits up on the other side of Tally.*
David: Nope. Tally is way too greedy. She alternates.
*Tally sinks lower into the bed, embarassed and a bit horny.*
Next on The Zane Chronicals: Zanes ever-so painful death.
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