My sister writes the funniest but most bubbleheaded poems ever. But they're supposed to be. Can I give you her blog? It is the best. She's hilarious. This is her "Ode to Lego"
Alas cruel world! if all
the lego in the universe was
divided evenly, each
man, woman, and child would possess
exactly 75 bricks each.
Ah unknown legos
how you torture my soul with
thy demonish inequality!
It’s a fact!