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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #75 on: August 26, 2011, 04:45:30 PM »

If I could make my own beastie, it would be a mix between a narwhal and a potato. I'd then proceed to give it a rainbow. C:

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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2011, 06:36:40 PM »

I'm on board with unicorns, too. Throw together a Falabella pony with a brain that's part mollusk, that grows a spiral shell out its forehead that secretes some steroids, hormones, and/or antivenom-- and you've got the cutest epi pen ever. Unfortunately, it probably administers the doses by headbutting, which won't be cute if it gouges out an artery.

Please let it be oviviparous.


In the same thread as bullet-pooping bats: phoenixes. Fire-breathing peacocks, with asbestos lungs and a hunger for gasoline and matchstick heads. They flame when they're threatened. I'd use them to guard the house.

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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2011, 10:33:32 PM »

WELCOME
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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #78 on: August 26, 2011, 11:38:58 PM »

A swarm of fire flies that have a tiny hydrogen sack on there back. They c ordinate movement and act as a hive mind through flashes of chemicals, which are hot. Eventually a signal that, when translated through a modern day computer and turned to a sound file, sounds like this;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcOaGawIW0 and when they make that type of flash, they ignite, usally  next to a vital section of a land dreadnought, or in the engines of an airship.
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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2011, 12:09:48 AM »

Whoa. O_O
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Narwhals vs. Unicorns?
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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2011, 09:03:20 AM »

I'm giddy to be here, KDE  ;)

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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2011, 09:09:36 AM »

Good.

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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2011, 10:02:48 PM »

I AM A GEEEEENIUS!
Thank you all for feeding my ego.
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Re: YOUR OWN BEASTIE
« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2011, 11:52:17 AM »

A ball of fluff and a naked mole rat to create........ A furry naked mole rat!!!!! MWAH HAHAHA! I am evil XD
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