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100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« on: August 14, 2011, 04:19:38 AM »

Everyone forgot about him! Eddie deserves his own thread I think. Post at least 100 ways that you could possibly annoy him. I'll start:
1.) Tell him to bug off and get real equipment, not a firefly and a bullfrog.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 04:31:58 AM »

2) After he's done a big interview, steal his recorder froggie, and 'record' over the important material by teaching the frog a really annoying song.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 06:28:39 AM »

this thread made my day!!!
3. tell him alek lied about being the prince
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 07:16:04 AM »

4.) Whisper loudly in his ear, "I know a HUGE secret."  make him follow you around.  When he finally catches you and asks, say something random/that doesn't make sense
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tell him a crazy story that is unbelievable but actually true, like a dimension that has a book telling everything about the adventures the prince had with his friend, and us here making up ways to annoy him

Yeah.. all the good ones were taken
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 09:31:59 AM »

5. Set Lilit on him. With a knife.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 07:48:37 AM »

this thread made my day!!!
3. tell him alek lied about being the prince
Thanks glad it made your day!!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2011, 09:42:54 AM »

5. Set Lilit on him. With a knife.
You could annoy (read: brutally, mercilessly, and painfully kill) EVERYONE doing that!!! Heh, if Malone said something anti-feminist or something, then she's prolly welcome an excuse to beat the living clart out of him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2011, 10:16:45 AM »

6. Through his frog in somearshes which a bunch of others so he cant figure out which is his
7. Break his camera
8. Give him a high tech camera from now saying you felt bad about breaking his amd watch him freak trying to make it work
9. Skip around him in circles dinging "I know something you dont know I know something you dont know" then refuse to tell him unless he gives you a million dollars (if he acutaully gets a million dollars and gives it to you run off with it Yelling back at him how he us stupid for trusting you)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2011, 10:17:57 AM »

10. switch his frog with a normal one
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 11:13:29 PM »

I tried to post this yesterday but it didn't work. Rip up article and picture of Alek before he sends it to newspaper when he asks for it back yell in his ear,"You can't handle the truth!"  and walk away. Or say you put his frog with a bunch of normal ones. Tell him if he finds his frog he gets a prize. After he searches for a few hours secretly take out his frog from behind your back. When he asks for his prize take hisfrog put a huge bow on it and give it back to him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 03:52:27 AM »

11. Have the Leviathan eat his glasses.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 03:59:34 AM »

Burn his ticket back to New York. Leave him in Istanbul with Lilit, Alek and Deryn. Watch the feathers fly.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 07:39:18 AM »

Switch his ticket back to new york with one to tokyo (you annoy him plus deryn and alek)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 07:40:58 AM »

Yes! And give Lilit another knife and another ticket.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 07:42:53 AM »

Yes! And give Lilit another knife and another ticket.
YES YES DEFINETLY that wipl mske things quite interesting
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