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Bovril The Bomb

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #360 on: January 07, 2012, 03:19:03 AM »

Liam=Bovvies brother
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stopthattime_rave

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #361 on: January 07, 2012, 05:45:35 AM »

So Liam = you, I assume? *still confused*
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #362 on: January 07, 2012, 01:41:36 PM »

One way to annoy Malone is to be his boss and not accept any of his articles.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #363 on: January 08, 2012, 11:37:21 AM »

...Let's just call you Gwen, OK?
OOH I KNOW
Give him an incredibly stupid nickname.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #364 on: January 09, 2012, 06:22:53 PM »

Take his camera and give him some canvas, some paint, a paint brush, and tell him "Here were going old school from now on"
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #365 on: January 17, 2012, 06:26:05 AM »

Shine him a camera flash - a Clanker one - in his eyes when he's either not expecting it or about to take a picture of something for his job/blackmail. ^_^
(He's seen his firefly's so many times, I don't think it'll have much of an affect on him. ^_^)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #366 on: August 03, 2014, 03:06:34 AM »

Claim you have a huge story, and then tell him a bunch of made-up stuff about aliens in the interview.
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