Scott Westerfeld Forum

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 25

Author Topic: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!  (Read 22788 times)

Fuhreesha

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1857
  • MY PRECIOUS...
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2011, 04:03:34 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Narwhals vs. Unicorns?
Unicorns don't exist. End of discussion.
---------
See some of my Leviathan fan art here:
http://fellie220.deviantart.com/gallery/31743371

and some of my Leviathan one-shots here:
http://fanfiction.net/~Fuhreesha
---------
~ Westerforum's Resident Potato-Loving Chink ~

Klarsynet

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10661
  • I like children.
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2011, 06:36:29 AM »

Have him interview someone at a restaurant that specializes in frogs.
Logged

flashstick

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 472
  • Alan Barlow needs to die.
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2011, 07:35:01 AM »

Snap a Polaroid and be all, "SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!"

Then write a huge expose on him, Rita Skeeter style.
Logged
Whenever anyone mentions Dalek I think of Doctor Who.

Rue128

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 456
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2011, 08:08:42 AM »

Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
Logged
Sorry I haven't been on in... Months, but I have alot of schoolwork and I'm afraid to say but it might be like that till summer. I'll be on when I can.
Sure, everyone has portals but I shall have a TARDIS!

Fuhreesha

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1857
  • MY PRECIOUS...
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #49 on: August 31, 2011, 08:18:49 AM »

DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
Logged
Narwhals vs. Unicorns?
Unicorns don't exist. End of discussion.
---------
See some of my Leviathan fan art here:
http://fellie220.deviantart.com/gallery/31743371

and some of my Leviathan one-shots here:
http://fanfiction.net/~Fuhreesha
---------
~ Westerforum's Resident Potato-Loving Chink ~

Lightning4

  • Guest
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2011, 08:21:16 AM »

Did you know that Voldemort means flight of death in French?
I looked it up.
Logged

Fuhreesha

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1857
  • MY PRECIOUS...
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2011, 08:23:14 AM »

Yep. I learned it this year in French II. XDD
Logged
Narwhals vs. Unicorns?
Unicorns don't exist. End of discussion.
---------
See some of my Leviathan fan art here:
http://fellie220.deviantart.com/gallery/31743371

and some of my Leviathan one-shots here:
http://fanfiction.net/~Fuhreesha
---------
~ Westerforum's Resident Potato-Loving Chink ~

Flight girl

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10285
  • Boo
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2011, 09:17:09 AM »

Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
>:D now THAT would be quiye Interesting
Logged
*The one and only, Captain Epic!* (As decreed by 2 AGs)

The world is made of light and darkness, so are our hearts, you can't have one without the other, so I ask you, why are we scared of the dark . . . . .

stopthattime_rave

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3395
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2011, 09:27:48 AM »

Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
>:D now THAT would be quiye Interesting
And, of course, by "interesting" you mean "everyone shall end up dead and/or pissed". *gulp*
Logged
Don't tell me the sky's the limit. We've landed on the moon!
DANCE WITH ME! Hey, look, chocolate.
Everyone's got their song. Sing it and be proud of who you are.
BARKING D'ARVITING SPIDERS!~

Lightning4

  • Guest
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2011, 09:29:59 AM »

Maybe without Voldemort...
Logged

Shadow

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2099
  • ^previously Ms. Ashdown/Skye Redlin.
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2011, 09:32:20 AM »

Well, it would probably go something like this.
Eddie: You must be Mrs. Sharp! I am simply delighted to have an oppurtunity to interview about your...daring... son.
Mrs.Sharp: "Oh yes, we're all so proud of Jaspert."
Eddie; "Are you now...but what about that other son, er, Dylan, is it?"
Mrs. Sharp: "Other son?"
Eddie: "Oh come on, you know, the one whose entangled with the Austrain prince, rides above a giant whale, helped lead the revolution in Constintiople..."
Mrs. Sharp: O____o "Not MY daughter, you bitch!" (she'd probably be totally pitched at the improperness....)
Mrs. Weasley: "That's MY line."
Eddie: "Daughter! That's scandolous!" *looking delighted*
Rita: "Scandal, did you say? Budge aside, pest, this is MY story.'
Hermione: "We should probably keep it down, cause you know, there's kind of a known serial killer hanging around with us, we don't want him to figure out our loca-"
Eddie: "Serial killer? Where? Do you think he'll give me an inter-"
Voldemort: "AVADA KERDAVA! Ah, muggles."
Logged
"You don't know what it's like
to be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark,
to be kicked, when you're down, feel like you've been pushed around, to be on the edge of breaking down and no one's there to save you, no you don't know what it's like....welcome to my life." -simple plan

stopthattime_rave

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3395
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2011, 09:33:30 AM »

Maybe without Voldemort...
Please without Voldemort?
(Or Voldymold. Or He-Who-Lacks-A-Nose. Or He-Who-Is-Deluded. HA! I just now made those up)

Well, it would probably go something like this.
Eddie: You must be Mrs. Sharp! I am simply delighted to have an oppurtunity to interview about your...daring... son.
Mrs.Sharp: "Oh yes, we're all so proud of Jaspert."
Eddie; "Are you now...but what about that other son, er, Dylan, is it?"
Mrs. Sharp: "Other son?"
Eddie: "Oh come on, you know, the one whose entangled with the Austrain prince, rides above a giant whale, helped lead the revolution in Constintiople..."
Mrs. Sharp: O____o "Not MY daughter, you bitch!" (she'd probably be totally pitched at the improperness....)
Mrs. Weasley: "That's MY line."
Eddie: "Daughter! That's scandolous!" *looking delighted*
Rita: "Scandal, did you say? Budge aside, pest, this is MY story.'
Hermione: "We should probably keep it down, cause you know, there's kind of a known serial killer hanging around with us, we don't want him to figure out our loca-"
Eddie: "Serial killer? Where? Do you think he'll give me an inter-"
Voldemort: "AVADA KERDAVA! Ah, muggles."
LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Logged
Don't tell me the sky's the limit. We've landed on the moon!
DANCE WITH ME! Hey, look, chocolate.
Everyone's got their song. Sing it and be proud of who you are.
BARKING D'ARVITING SPIDERS!~

Lightning4

  • Guest
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2011, 09:40:33 AM »

In a review of the final Harry Potter movie, Voldemort was referred to as the "noseless nightmare"
Logged

stopthattime_rave

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3395
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2011, 09:42:25 AM »

*stifles laughter*
Logged
Don't tell me the sky's the limit. We've landed on the moon!
DANCE WITH ME! Hey, look, chocolate.
Everyone's got their song. Sing it and be proud of who you are.
BARKING D'ARVITING SPIDERS!~

Shadow

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2099
  • ^previously Ms. Ashdown/Skye Redlin.
Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2011, 09:46:59 AM »

He is a noseless nightmare!!!
I usually call him a 'fearful bast*rd" after that saying : I did such & such semi-weird thing...
because I"M A FEARLESS BAST*RD."
Logged
"You don't know what it's like
to be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark,
to be kicked, when you're down, feel like you've been pushed around, to be on the edge of breaking down and no one's there to save you, no you don't know what it's like....welcome to my life." -simple plan
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 25