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Bovril The Bomb
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January 07, 2012, 03:19:03 AM »
Liam=Bovvies brother
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stopthattime_rave
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January 07, 2012, 05:45:35 AM »
So Liam = you, I assume? *still confused*
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Gwenhwyfar
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January 07, 2012, 01:41:36 PM »
One way to annoy Malone is to be his boss and not accept any of his articles.
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stopthattime_rave
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January 08, 2012, 11:37:21 AM »
...Let's just call you Gwen, OK?
OOH I KNOW
Give him an incredibly stupid nickname.
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit. We've landed on the moon!
DANCE WITH ME! Hey, look, chocolate.
Everyone's got their song. Sing it and be proud of who you are.
BARKING D'ARVITING SPIDERS!~
Flight girl
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Boo
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January 09, 2012, 06:22:53 PM »
Take his camera and give him some canvas, some paint, a paint brush, and tell him "Here were going old school from now on"
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The world is made of light and darkness, so are our hearts, you can't have one without the other, so I ask you, why are we scared of the dark . . . . .
stopthattime_rave
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January 17, 2012, 06:26:05 AM »
Shine him a camera flash - a Clanker one - in his eyes when he's either not expecting it or about to take a picture of something for his job/blackmail. ^_^
(He's seen his firefly's so many times, I don't think it'll have much of an affect on him. ^_^)
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit. We've landed on the moon!
DANCE WITH ME! Hey, look, chocolate.
Everyone's got their song. Sing it and be proud of who you are.
BARKING D'ARVITING SPIDERS!~
Panzercrappitastica
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August 03, 2014, 03:06:34 AM »
Claim you have a huge story, and then tell him a bunch of made-up stuff about aliens in the interview.
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Purple-handed peep Volger with a flash tattoo hoverboarding around the Lynx in the blue hour with adreneline coursing through his penguins while failing to own the sunset! In a hoop skirt.
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