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limabeanz-spof

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2011, 07:15:49 AM »

WHY????!!!!!
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AKA Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup

"That boy Dylan is completely guileless-incapable of keeping a secret." Count Volger, Behemoth pg 70

I'm eating a blarglepuff sandwich. It tastes disgusting.

Total pwnage is nigh.

Deryn Sharpie-spof should do this math problem:
432g+7.35(15-g)=177.21(15)
g=?

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2011, 07:17:08 AM »

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noooo i want one of those things where they burn yor body and then have somone take it uup to space and dump it on the moon or somthing!
 you would all do that for me right? Right? RIGHT?
10. tell newkirk that she's a girl and make him kiss her  :-[ :P ??? :o :D (i wasnt sure which emotion applied here)
ha and then tell alek, yay! two kisses for one secret!
Then is born a love triangle. Hey! That would work for 12#
this makes for great fanfiction! who wants? for i cannot write stories about myself
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2011, 07:19:51 AM »

Can't do fanfics, something skrewed with my computer. Unless you mean on the fourm. It would be my first fanfic though, so I'm not sure.
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2011, 07:28:41 AM »

just try! funny ones are the best
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2011, 07:31:33 AM »

Meh, I dunno.. You first! :DD
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2011, 07:31:50 AM »

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noooo i want one of those things where they burn yor body and then have somone take it uup to space and dump it on the moon or somthing!
 you would all do that for me right? Right? RIGHT?
10. tell newkirk that she's a girl and make him kiss her  :-[ :P ??? :o :D (i wasnt sure which emotion applied here)
ha and then tell alek, yay! two kisses for one secret!
Then is born a love triangle. Hey! That would work for 12#
this makes for great fanfiction! who wants? for i cannot write stories about myself

I thought of a fanfick where alek dies and deryn cries.  but volger hears and kills deryn because alek was bloody and deryn was holding a knife coverd with brood but she just found it in him, so the last part is bovril crying (dont ask me how i thought of it, it just popped in my head.
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2011, 07:32:53 AM »

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limabeanz-spof

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2011, 07:33:31 AM »

i could try but i suck @ romance.
prepare for a big block of cheddar cheese...

Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup: Alek, there is something you should know about dylan.
Alek: What?
Tapioca: he is actually a girl named deryn.
Alek: No way! Thats so random.
*runs to find deryn*
...deryn is on the leviathan dorsal side watching the sunset
Alek: *kisses her*
Deryn: whoa cowboy did tapioca tell you?
Alek: yeah
Newkirk: *randomly walks up* whoa are yall alright?
Deryn: Im a girl you dummkopf
Newkirk: *kisses her also*
Deryn: Whoa! im the most popular girl/boy around
*falls off the leviathan*
Newkirk: aw she was the best middie on the ship
ALek: *jumps after her*
Newkirk: HEY VOLGER WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE
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AKA Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup

"That boy Dylan is completely guileless-incapable of keeping a secret." Count Volger, Behemoth pg 70

I'm eating a blarglepuff sandwich. It tastes disgusting.

Total pwnage is nigh.

Deryn Sharpie-spof should do this math problem:
432g+7.35(15-g)=177.21(15)
g=?

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2011, 07:34:44 AM »

.
noooo i want one of those things where they burn yor body and then have somone take it uup to space and dump it on the moon or somthing!
 you would all do that for me right? Right? RIGHT?
10. tell newkirk that she's a girl and make him kiss her  :-[ :P ??? :o :D (i wasnt sure which emotion applied here)
ha and then tell alek, yay! two kisses for one secret!
Then is born a love triangle. Hey! That would work for 12#
this makes for great fanfiction! who wants? for i cannot write stories about myself

I thought of a fanfick where alek dies and deryn cries.  but volger hears and kills deryn because alek was bloody and deryn was holding a knife coverd with brood but she just found it in him, so the last part is bovril crying (dont ask me how i thought of it, it just popped in my head.
was that the same knife beanz killed volger with LAST week?
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alekmakeshappiness

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2011, 07:35:18 AM »

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noooo i want one of those things where they burn yor body and then have somone take it uup to space and dump it on the moon or somthing!
 you would all do that for me right? Right? RIGHT?
10. tell newkirk that she's a girl and make him kiss her  :-[ :P ??? :o :D (i wasnt sure which emotion applied here)
ha and then tell alek, yay! two kisses for one secret!
Then is born a love triangle. Hey! That would work for 12#
this makes for great fanfiction! who wants? for i cannot write stories about myself

I thought of a fanfick where alek dies and deryn cries.  but volger hears and kills deryn because alek was bloody and deryn was holding a knife coverd with brood but she just found it in him, so the last part is bovril crying (dont ask me how i thought of it, it just popped in my head.
was that the same knife beanz killed volger with LAST week?

did not see that post.
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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2011, 07:36:22 AM »

.
noooo i want one of those things where they burn yor body and then have somone take it uup to space and dump it on the moon or somthing!
 you would all do that for me right? Right? RIGHT?
10. tell newkirk that she's a girl and make him kiss her  :-[ :P ??? :o :D (i wasnt sure which emotion applied here)
ha and then tell alek, yay! two kisses for one secret!
Then is born a love triangle. Hey! That would work for 12#
this makes for great fanfiction! who wants? for i cannot write stories about myself

I thought of a fanfick where alek dies and deryn cries.  but volger hears and kills deryn because alek was bloody and deryn was holding a knife coverd with brood but she just found it in him, so the last part is bovril crying (dont ask me how i thought of it, it just popped in my head.
was that the same knife beanz killed volger with LAST week?
im unaware of this plz refresh my memory?
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AKA Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup

"That boy Dylan is completely guileless-incapable of keeping a secret." Count Volger, Behemoth pg 70

I'm eating a blarglepuff sandwich. It tastes disgusting.

Total pwnage is nigh.

Deryn Sharpie-spof should do this math problem:
432g+7.35(15-g)=177.21(15)
g=?

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2011, 07:37:31 AM »

And mine as well.
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deryn sharpie

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2011, 07:39:13 AM »

i could try but i suck @ romance.
prepare for a big block of cheddar cheese...

Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup: Alek, there is something you should know about dylan.
Alek: What?
Tapioca: he is actually a girl named deryn.
Alek: No way! Thats so random.
*runs to find deryn*
...deryn is on the leviathan dorsal side watching the sunset
Alek: *kisses her*
Deryn: whoa cowboy did tapioca tell you?
Alek: yeah
Newkirk: *randomly walks up* whoa are yall alright?
Deryn: Im a girl you dummkopf
Newkirk: *kisses her also*
Deryn: Whoa! im the most popular girl/boy around
*falls off the leviathan*
Newkirk: aw she was the best middie on the ship
ALek: *jumps after her*
Newkirk: HEY VOLGER WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE
*kisses alek in mid-air*
"boof!"
*lands on top of huxley, who deposits us back abord the leviathan*
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alekmakeshappiness

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2011, 07:40:04 AM »

I regret my sub-concianse (spelt it wrong) mind for comeing up with that idea.
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limabeanz-spof

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Re: 100 Ways To Annoy Deryn
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2011, 07:40:22 AM »

aw come on you ruined my fanfic which YOU made me write >:(
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AKA Tapioca F. Pudding-Cup

"That boy Dylan is completely guileless-incapable of keeping a secret." Count Volger, Behemoth pg 70

I'm eating a blarglepuff sandwich. It tastes disgusting.

Total pwnage is nigh.

Deryn Sharpie-spof should do this math problem:
432g+7.35(15-g)=177.21(15)
g=?
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