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Panzercrappitastica

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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #435 on: November 19, 2017, 09:31:01 AM »

Stabbitha, knife at the ready, goes in search of further victims.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #436 on: November 19, 2017, 09:43:11 AM »

She logs onto the Scott Westerfeld forum, stabs her computer screen, and ends up killing every user.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #437 on: November 19, 2017, 09:51:10 AM »

Until it is resurrected by a necromancer.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #438 on: November 19, 2017, 10:12:45 AM »

The admins ban Stabbitha's IP address.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #439 on: November 19, 2017, 10:17:57 AM »

The necromancer retreats to his lair, leaving the promise of a debt to be repaid.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

One must never tolerate evil. For first, evil is tolerated; then embraced, then ailed as being good, then it becomes unlawful to do what is actually good.

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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #440 on: November 19, 2017, 09:35:33 PM »

The SWF members crawl out of a computer at a local library in order to hunt Stabbitha down and kill her.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #441 on: November 21, 2017, 12:42:32 PM »

The SFW members arrive stealthily on motorcycles. Through the walls.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #442 on: November 21, 2017, 12:51:24 PM »

The librarian hushes them, ignoring the giant holes in the wall.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #443 on: November 21, 2017, 01:01:14 PM »

The SWF members apologize profusely but quietly for causing a ruckus
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #444 on: November 21, 2017, 01:05:37 PM »

They spot Stabbitha working on one of the public computers.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #445 on: November 21, 2017, 01:11:48 PM »

They drag her out, tar and feather her, and leave her in the stocks for passersby to mock and throw rotten fruit at.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #446 on: November 21, 2017, 01:45:49 PM »

The librarians are glad for the publicity the stocks are getting for the library.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #447 on: December 11, 2017, 01:38:38 PM »

 The forum members aren't what they used to be, they are one.
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #448 on: December 12, 2017, 02:46:27 AM »

The Forum Member has an existential crisis trying to reconcile its many personalities
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Re: One Sentence Per Post Story
« Reply #449 on: December 12, 2017, 12:42:40 PM »

That existential crisis is briefly interrupted as the Forum Member is smacked from the pie raining from the sky.
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