"When was the last time someone tickled you?"
I am IMMUNE.
"What are your political views?"
The free health care in Australia works much better than the clusterfart that is US health care. That is my main political view.
"Is An Chinese? I always assumed she was"
Of Chinese descent, yes.
"Who was the easiest character to picture in your mind?"
Dess and Deryn. D's are good.
"-If you were trapped in an elevator for an hour with 5 other people, who would they be?"
THEY WOULD BE RANDOM.
"Do you ever find yourself using the jargon you created in your own books (e.g. barking spiders, adding -la or -wa to the ends of names etc.) in real life?"
Oh, yes. Also, John Green uses jargon from my books in conversation.
"ARE YOU COMING TO OHIO!?!?!?!?!"
NOOOO. (sorry.)
"Do you like gummie bears? (I must have at least ONE food question of mine answered. It's a tradition"
Ew. No.
"Have you read The Fault In OUr Stars and if so, what did you think of it?"
Haven't read it yet.
"Have you ever read one of the RPs on here?"
Nope. I should, though.
"Have you ever listened to any German songs? If not, can I suggest Tokio Hotel?"
Yes, I've heard of them. And I like Nina Hagen.