"What dastardly things has your evil twin (Paul) been up to, lately?"
ALL OF THEM.
"Scott-La!! Scott-La, what colors are Deryn's and Alek's clothes?! Because WOW it's amazing how many different descriptions are out there, if ya look hard enough."
The Manual of Aero will fix this. Reveals start in a month or two.
"What about when you’re stuck for ideas or phrasing/wording?"
Sit in chair and think hard. NO DICE WARS.
"How's that guy in your closet you've mentioned the last few meetups?"
He now lives in the space beneath the stairs.
"Do you have a method for choosing which questions you answer?"
I go with whatever creates MAXIMUM FRUSTRATION.
"Do you like Avril Lavigne? (fingers crossed)"
I like a girl in a tie.
"Have you ever eaten pie in the shower or a different odd place?"
The answer is no.
"would you rather see Bovril in a ninja or samurai costume?"
Samurai, because of the TOP KNOT.