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Polandeer:
So, I was wondering... if you wanted to take over the world how would you go about doing it? How would you plan it out? Who would you bribe?

SecretAgentCaboose:
I already have a plan for that, and I'm not telling.  ;)

Phantom:
There was an article in our school newspaper about it a few years back. The jist of it was you create an issue, international of course, and convince everyone of it, so eventually the leaders of the world convene, and since their politicians and beuracrats, it will take them years to get out (longer if the U.S. congress is there, possibly never) the. While all the leaders are arguing you amass your force and conquer the world.

Beth-la:
I just figured I'd mutate some flamingos, make 'em all nice and huge and fluffy, have them trample everyone in Australia, and have the fluffy flamingos build there own empire. Of course, then I'd rename that place Elizabethstralia. It'll be like like the British or Roman Empire(except this time there will be flamingos); my army of flamingos will slowly take over the world. You know how they said the sun never set on the British Empire? Well, the sun will never set on Elizabethstralia and her fluffy flamingo squad.

kay-wathesmokelives:
Heh. I already have that plan.....

My To-Do To Take Over The World List:
1.) Plant my 22 horcruxes, one of which is in planet Earth and another in Beth. THIS ONE IS ALREADY DONE
2.) Capture Leonardo DiCaprio and JK Rowling
3.) Give the squirrels an armory, fueling the Squirrel Navy
4.) Form my army of gorillas.
5.) Take all the Harry Potter books, and lock them up, then make them the base of my throne.
6.) Teach the gorillas how to read, write, speak english and most of all, who Jesus is.
7.) Have those gorillas deport everyone to the butterfly galaxy.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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