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sandy5

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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2012, 11:32:17 AM »
51) Have everyone wear fake handlebar mustaches.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2012, 11:35:50 AM »
52) Fabricated his moustace so it's alive. Give it a squeaky voice.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #62 on: June 10, 2012, 05:20:48 PM »
burn his toast and put vinegar in his butter
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #63 on: June 10, 2012, 05:33:06 PM »
Hello Newbie!!!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #64 on: June 10, 2012, 05:40:30 PM »
54. Spit in his tea when you serve it to him.
55. Do really gross things in front of him ( like burp in his face or chew your gum really loudly)
56. If he tries to correct you, pull down his pants, laugh in his face, then RUN LIKE HELL!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #65 on: June 10, 2012, 10:09:50 PM »
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #66 on: June 11, 2012, 01:53:09 AM »
Hola!  :)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #67 on: June 11, 2012, 09:20:09 AM »
57: Drop Bovril (the loris, not the drink) down his pants.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #68 on: June 11, 2012, 09:37:31 AM »
58: Drop Bovril (the drink, not the loris) down his pants.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #69 on: June 11, 2012, 11:03:38 AM »
59. Tell him that Barlow is dating Rigby and has no interest what so ever in Austrians
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #70 on: June 11, 2012, 11:05:53 AM »
Quote from: Anchorgurl1 on June 11, 2012, 11:03:38 AM
59. Tell him that Barlow is dating Rigby and has no interest what so ever in Austrians

Did he ever liked Barlow? It would seem like he did... but DID he?
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #71 on: June 11, 2012, 11:15:29 AM »
he did in fans' minds.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #72 on: June 11, 2012, 04:37:21 PM »
hey thanks people that said hi! :)
 I have another one:
Instead of talking to him face-to-face, send him message lizards
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #73 on: June 11, 2012, 04:39:01 PM »
mutated message lizards that try to eat his mustache.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Count Volger
« Reply #74 on: June 11, 2012, 04:39:44 PM »
61. Tell Volger Scott-la is killing him off.
62. And Mr Rigby is replacing him.
63. tell him Dr Barlow is a man in disguise.
64. Play "Swack!" with him. >:D
@clankergurl98: Youre welcome! Hope you have fun on this forum!  ;D
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