SO ON INSTAGRAM I FOUND THIS GUY AND I WAS STALKING THROUGH HIS PICTURES BECAUSE HE'S A FAB ARTIST. ANYWAY, LOOKING THROUGH, GET TO A PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE'S HOLDING A BLUE CAKE. THE CAPTION SAID, "OF COURSE I'LL GO TO SADIE'S WITH YOU, WISE GIRL. I LOVE YOU TO TARTARUS AND BACK."
MY HEART DIED. THEY CALL EACH OTHER WISE GIRL AND SEAWEED BRAIN AND SHE ASKED HIM WITH BLUE FOOD AND THEY MAKE PERCY JACKSON REFERENCES ALL THE TIME.
TAKE NOTES, LUKE.