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[GeeBeezy]

ROMANCE HIM. USE YOUR MAD EYESHADOW GAME. HE WILL BE POWERLESS.

[holywalrus2]

HE'S CHILL AND POPULAR MY EYESHADOW GAME DOESN'T WORK ON GUYS WITH AWKWARDNESS LEVELS OF < 2

Actually I might never get to talk to him because the program focuses on separate performance groups. But if I asked him to accompany me on guitar...

Love will blossom. 

[GeeBeezy]

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. HE WILL SWOON.

[holywalrus2]

OKAY. I'VE GOTTA GET MY HEAD IN THE GAME.

[GeeBeezy]

WATCH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

[holywalrus2]

HOW TO WOO A MAN: WATCH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

ANOTHER CUTE BOY ACTUALLY TOLD ME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HSM AND I COULDNT TELL IF IT WAS PLAYFUL OR DISDAINFUL

[GeeBeezy]

IT WAS JEALOUSY. COLLECTING BOUYS LIKE A BOSS WALRUS.

[holywalrus2]

I AM AN AQUATIC CREATURE. BUOYS ARE MY PASSION

[GeeBeezy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[holywalrus2]

Truuuu

I'm honestly about 90% sure that I have never made a buoy swoon. I'm too sarcastic for most of them, even the sarcastic ones. They can't handle it.

[GeeBeezy]

NOT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE IT IS WHAT MAKES THEM SWOON.

[holywalrus2]

NO IT'S JUST MEAN-SOUNDING ;-;

On an actually serious note: Bes you're really good at giving pep-talks like you always know what to say. You should be a guidance counselor.

[GeeBeezy]

Aw, thanks Walrus I would like to be a teacher. Maybe someday

[holywalrus2]

You'd be really good at it!! You have the patience, kindness, empathy and excitement of a really great teacher.

[GeeBeezy]

Staaaahp