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strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« on: July 01, 2012, 01:31:13 PM »

Me: Noooo I'm being attact by octopussesssssssssssss
Mara: lmao kk
Mara: wait what?
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2012, 01:33:55 PM »

friend: lol w/e floats ur boat
me: YAY! I have a boat!
friend: ehh
me: But you just said whatever floats my boat... Implying that I have a boat...
friend: nu gurly
me: aw :(
friend: ?
me: I have no boat.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2012, 01:37:07 PM »

Me: (as part of a long stream of me and mara weirdness) Marabaracaradarafaragarahara
Mara: MARADOPOO
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 01:31:04 AM »

Starla: what's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Me: Sleep with my arm out from under the overs
Starla: ???
Me: And it was hanging off the bed!
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 01:44:06 AM »

Annie: Psh, whatevs. Ooh, how's the trip goin?
Me: Right now I'm sitting in the airport
Annie: I love the airport
Me: I don't
Annie: Why not?
Me: Because it's icky.
Annie: Malls r icky too. So are baby stores.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 01:48:53 AM »

I love airports :/
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2012, 02:58:08 AM »

I hate airports. And planes. But I love traveling ::)
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2012, 07:26:40 AM »

lol
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 02:03:01 PM »

brooke: you will marry a unicorn name fredriech
me: is that even a name?
brooke: YESH IT IS NOW GO OUTSIDE
me:okay....*walks outside*  *sees brooke with unicorn stuffed animal*
Brooke:  we went to a carnival! and i got u a husband!
me: >.> i seeee.....
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2012, 02:06:24 PM »

Oh lord. Too many strange texts from Liam.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2012, 02:35:22 PM »

This isn't a text, but it's pretty weird XD

Stranger: so whats really up

You: Absolutely nothing!

Stranger: thats lame! why are you so lame

You: I'm sorry D: It's because I was raised by rhinos.

Stranger: oh. i see. silly rhinos, so lame.

You: Right/

Stranger: its cuz of their horns.

You: They're so, dare I say it, horny.

Stranger: THEY ARE!

You: Yep. It's shameful, really.

Stranger: yeah. but what can you do, with that much horny, there can only be one thing on their minds.

You: Food?

Stranger: ... depends on the situation.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2012, 02:42:56 PM »

.....omegle? xD
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2012, 02:44:28 PM »

Yepp XD
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2012, 02:48:58 PM »

xD
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2012, 02:49:49 PM »

It was great xD
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