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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2012, 08:10:21 AM »

Yup. *sigh* Meh.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2012, 02:08:55 AM »

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a baby hippo
Stranger: awwwww!
Stranger: :D
You: I need lettuce
Stranger: okay *gets some lettuce* here u go baby
You: Thanks *eats lettuce*
Stranger: *pets head* such a cute hippo ^_^ *feeds lettuce*
Stranger: how big is a baby hippo?
You: 50 pounds
Stranger: oh big! but not too big! *hugs the baby hippo
Stranger: :)
Stranger: r u happy baby hippo?
You: Very happy
Stranger: thats good ^_^ *pets head* okay guess i'll get going then
You: Thanks for feeding me
Stranger: no problem anytime! *hugs again* ttyl
You: Ttyl
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2012, 02:15:22 AM »

lol that is epic xD
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2012, 02:15:45 AM »

And this



Stranger: Hey.
You: I'm a baby hippo
You: I need lettuce
Stranger: That's preposterous. Baby hippos can't type.
Stranger: I'm on to you.
You: Hippos can't. Baby hippos can.
Stranger: No no no no none of this adds up at all.
You: How does it not add up?
Stranger: Because if the canteloupe goes to the bathroom at exactly 3:30 then there is no possible way that you could be a hippo.
You: But I am. And I need lettuce. Pwease may I have lettuce?
Stranger: The canteloupes best friend is lettuce and hes a fuckin narc
You: I need it, though. Or else I will die
Stranger: My hands are tied. I'm sorry.
You: I need lettuce!
You: I'll bite your hands off!
Stranger: The lettuce is a narc though! Just make sure the seagulls don't turn right once they reach the needle! Heed my words youn hippo!
Stranger: Young*
You: I shall! Ishall!
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2012, 02:43:05 AM »

lol
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2012, 06:53:44 AM »

Me: Kay. You, me. Babies, now.
Piper: What? So soon? I thought we might have a bit of fun first....
Me: Good idea. Hmm....So, how are we gunna do this?
Piper:....... No idea.
Me: .....Bluetooth
Piper: ...XDDDD
Me: I'll let you know when I come up with the designs.
Piper: Yes ma'am. X3

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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2012, 07:08:58 AM »

My friend decided to send me 19 texts at 4 am this morning while she was at the airport. So. I'm gonna be annoying and post every single one because they're funny. They're all from her haha

Annie: Heeelllooo!
Top of the morning to ya!
Im gonna spam you
Weeeee! Its all dark and junk outside.
I had eggs for breakfast
And coffee
What r u gonna hav for breakfast? Chocolate pancakes perhaps?
Wooaah! Stumped! Garbage! What's the first word spoken in the hunger games movie?!
Cuz i know it later says "this is your third year as head gamemaker, what defines your personal touch?" Sccreeeaammm from prim
Lol, in the hunger pains, kantkiss' sister is named prin, short for princess:P
I think brenna would like having that name
We had shakes with her yesterday @ macgills
We also saw old time friends, from lk, when we were 2
The mom, jennifer, was the manager and cole, her son, was just a worker.
Hehehe, cole was attractive. He looks exactly lk luke minus the scar on his face.
Emma and him used to be good friends in daycare until he started biting her
He claimed she tasted good so hed just keep biting her arms
Okay im done spamming n stuff now. Have fun@ clement and stuff.

My response to this: I like the story about Cole, and for breakfast I had an apricot.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2012, 07:20:35 AM »

lol niice
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Clouse-La

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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2012, 07:47:50 AM »

Omeagle?
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2012, 10:05:31 AM »

I don't want to call it breaking up, because I don't think that phrase would describe it correctly.  More of a mutual separation of emotional ties.  I know that I will never stop loving you.  I don't really ever want to.  I won't ever be able to stop caring about you or trying to 'rescue you' from something that I don't even know you need rescuing from. It has turned into something unhealthy for both of us and our families.  We are both unhappy by far more than we are happy, and I can't sustain anything for too long if there are strong opposing forces (your mother) that won't budge on the decision(s) that they have made.  It truly couldn't be done.  We lost perspective of what was going on all around us;   I basically abandoned my little brother.  Having him tell me that hurt. We were secluded in our own little world, making our own plans, planning for a future (inadequately and unrealistically) that wasn't ever likely to happen. It was never going to be a first-time-date = wedding + happily ever after thing. It will take trial and error to find the right one.  Don't let love and obsession blind you to the logical side of it.  Don't let yourself be emotionally driven and consumed. 

You and I both have lives to live and set before we get serious about finding a life partner.  At our age, it's usually a case of "I'm here for a good time, not a long time", and as it should be. If that good time lasts a long time, like ours did, then even better.  But this wasn't going to work. 

This isn't a goodbye either. I hope to stay the best and closest of friends (like you and James or something) that you shared or still share something special with.
If there is anything for me, and you, can take away from our experience, it is that there IS hope for us, that even WE can find love in places.  I think I will have to wait a long time to fine anything like the ride that we've had together, and I'd like to thank you for it.    Who knows, maybe when I'm older and have a better life for myself and am making a decent living, I may just meet you in an airport again, except that you would have a enough to live with me, or a moving van with more of your stuff, planned fr a permanent stay.


I still love you.  I will continue loving you whether I like it or not. But It will be good for us (and our families) if the seriousness level of the relationship was brought back so that we may explore different areas and people to find that perfect (as perfect as it can get) match for both of us. 

Please don't cry too much over this.  Please don't hate me.  '~' And please, please don't throw your life away and shun all human male contact or new people, and please don't join a nunnery.  ><   I only want you to be happy.  We can still be happy as best buds for life, just, maybe not now, as a couple.













I broke.

...I'll post the rest later, it's not so bad
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2012, 12:31:56 PM »

Mom: Loser
Me: Bitch
Mom: Slut
Me: Whore
Mom: Anyway, sleep tight!
Me: Lol, 'night mum.
Mom: *Ten minutes later* ... slut...
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2012, 10:55:39 PM »

THATS TERRIBLE!
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2012, 05:59:07 AM »

XDD It's not terrible, it's a true, loving mother/ daughter relationship.
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2012, 06:07:40 AM »

Omeagle?
For mine? No, that was from my best friend while she was on her way to the airport/at the airport. She said she would text me in the morning, and she did xD
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Re: strange texts you have sent (and the responses)
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2012, 11:14:14 AM »

Oh, Annie?
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