I must find these fabled "warehouse sales" and purchase the whole series ten times over. Then I will hoard the unused copies until the movie comes out and sell them online for a fortune! Then I will use that money to buy a furniture store specializing in flimsy, impossible to assemble furniture. People will become so confused that they'll follow the included instructions without question. Insert tab A into slot B, insert tab B into slot C, submit to the Brain Traction.