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Afraid of the dark?
« on: August 21, 2012, 09:48:06 AM »

Hi... I didn't do this when I was a newbie myself, so I'll do this now.

I'm the Slenderman. I wear black suits and red ties... see?

Ain't I handsome?

I'm overall a nice guy, military-esque because I have plans for the army after college but that's only at a minimum.
I love the color white and red
I love Spring
I hate mornings (the morning... is... evil...)
I'm a tenth grader
and I'm a Floyd Fanatic (L.L. Roger Waters and David Gilmour!)
WARNING: I SHALL QUOTE PINK FLOYD SONGS CONSTANTLY... NO MATTER HOW ANNOYED YOU GUYS GET OR HOW MANY TIME YOU TELL ME TO STOP, I WILL STILL PROBABLY DO IT...

...what else can I say to the public that... OH YES.

I'm manically and imaginatively Schizotypal!!! (that's what my psychologist told me at least... I think...)
PROOF: I once had a couple of friends I knew all my life. I knew a whole bunch of stuff about them and I remember a whole stuff about them: the way they talked, acted, what they wanted to do and even what they liked and disliked... the whole nine yards of information you would know of a friend... Then I was told they were figments of my imagination and they were never real in the first place... so I naturally flipped out for almost an hour, then cried for a bit after that as well (all of this was about a couple weeks ago by the way). Turns out they were right, they weren't real people...  ;D
...just saying because I might zone out or talk about stuff randomly because of it...

...but just know it ain't anything terrible nor dangerous (most of the time  ;D ;D ;D)
(NOTE: Do not call me insane please. I might call myself insane, but that's only because it's me to me... "insane" is a bastardization of what I really am and in all aspects is actually insulting to myself. I'm not insane, I'm Schizotypal)

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...I'm a didact (look up what it means), and thus very smart with understanding word choice... something I inherited from my dad.
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...oh, and to discourage any weirdos who want to know my IP and thus any personal information of my family and myself that I left out on purpose, I am totally, 100% incognito (a special program I use) and hidden on the internet... YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!

SO HI!!!!!
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 10:16:38 AM »

I've already talked to you.... but HI!!!!
I'm overly friendly and have to much confidence at times.
Also I might only have a few thing wrong with myy mind but my body and inside are a totally reck but I deal with the sickness.
I'm positive (at times.) And supportive.
That's basically it!
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 10:22:12 AM »

...did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 10:30:58 AM »

I wish... that sounds awesome.
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 11:00:37 AM »

Does it really?
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 11:23:33 AM »

Yea... I don't lie to people that are nice to me.
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 05:44:09 AM »

I would always perfer the walk on part of the war... a cage is still a cage
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 06:29:27 AM »

I know. I hate small places.
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 06:40:31 AM »

:o Its slenderman quick someone get the little kids
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 12:54:58 PM »


TOO LATE!
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 01:01:11 PM »

Haha. Slendy went to get me a samwich
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 01:03:09 PM »


Okay...
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Re: Afraid of the dark?
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 01:06:53 PM »

Haha
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