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Luna Lovegood

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100 ways to annoy David.
« on: September 21, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »

1: Tell him He's a looser and Zane is so much more awesome.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 01:52:14 PM »

2. Tell him you were the one who gave Tally that pendant, but decided the smoke sounded lame.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 01:54:36 PM »

3: Tell him that Tally would have stayed with Zane if she could have.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 11:36:11 PM »

5. Ty to whipe the scar off of his face
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2012, 08:39:57 AM »

6. Make him live in the suburbs 
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2012, 03:11:43 AM »

7. Take away his hoverboard
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2012, 07:02:46 AM »

8. Pretend he is invisible
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2012, 12:49:24 PM »

9: Tell him mom that he's a player.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2012, 02:33:00 PM »

10. Give him crest whiting stuff for his teeth
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2012, 02:41:44 PM »

11. Tell him he needs braces
12. [Try to] Give him said braces while he is sleeping
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 08:24:24 AM »

13. Make him be friends with Zane
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 08:38:02 AM »

14: Take away all his deer. 0_0
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 10:23:32 AM »

15. Dig up all of his train tracks around the Smoke
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2012, 02:44:57 PM »

16.talk to him in a baby voice and constantly say "aww who's gonna bring back the smoke? Who is? You are! Yes you are!"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2012, 11:54:52 PM »

17. On the other hand, give him a cane and treat him like an old man.
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