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Luna Lovegood

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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2013, 05:46:48 AM »

128. Tell him smoke isn't healthy and show him a bunch of pictures of smokers.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #106 on: November 09, 2013, 08:14:08 AM »

129. Knock him out and give him a flash tattoo that says "the smoke dies".
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #107 on: November 09, 2013, 10:00:35 AM »

Oh, that's just cruel >.<

130. Cover him with stamps
131. Squirt nano glue all over him
132. Insist that girls can't do work (this works best if you are, in fact, a girl)
133. Rant endlessly about the lack of toilet paper
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2013, 10:22:56 AM »

134. because there is no TP, hand him poison ivy to wipe with.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2013, 01:53:59 PM »

135. Tell him that Cable is his real mom
136. Call him David-la
137. Draw fluffy unicorns all over his gloves
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #110 on: November 11, 2013, 11:48:54 AM »

138: Write "The Smoke Lives" on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, write the return adress down very clearly, and send it to Dr. Cable.
139: Read X-Men comics when you should be working.
140: Ask him if he feels sweaty, and go on to explain to him about life changes.
141: Tell him he's different because he's special. In fact he's the speciallest Smokie ever.
142: Write in the air with fireworks 'The Smoke Makes People Sick.' Andf when he gets mad at you, send up 'Just Kidding'. Later, send up 'Don't Smoke Kids'
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #111 on: November 11, 2013, 12:00:22 PM »

143. Set Kid from Soul Eater on him and let him complain about David's asymmetry.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #112 on: November 11, 2013, 12:19:53 PM »

144: Make him pretty, but leave out the leisons.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #113 on: November 11, 2013, 12:23:50 PM »

145. Copy Cable and kill his dad. (Although that may be stepping over the "annoying" line)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2013, 12:36:37 PM »

146: Tell him to stay bubbly.
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