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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2012, 11:33:13 AM »

55. Make him braid your hair
56. braid his hair cuz they said it was kind of long
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2012, 11:55:08 AM »

58. Start a hair salon in his house
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2012, 12:02:57 PM »

59. spray axe on him in the middle of the night...
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2012, 04:03:33 PM »

60. When he asks you to go to the Smoke. Tell him you dont want Lung Cancer.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2012, 03:22:03 AM »

60. When he asks you to go to the Smoke. Tell him you dont want Lung Cancer.
*buh duh cha!*

61. Steal his food and give it to the local fauna
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2012, 12:13:13 PM »

62. Make him watch Ke$sha music videos and listen to her music.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2012, 12:33:56 PM »

62. Make him watch Ke$sha music videos and listen to her music.
63. *Justin Bieber
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2012, 01:00:09 PM »

63. have Taylor Swift sing "We are Never ever getting back Together." And tell him Tally told her to sing it to him so she didn't have to tell him she was dumping him herself.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2012, 02:38:23 AM »

64. if he tells you your pretty slap him cuz being pretty is a curse
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2012, 05:38:42 AM »

66. Have him write an essay paper.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2013, 03:04:33 AM »

Pair him with Dr. Cable and ultimately fail!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2013, 09:10:23 AM »

68. put him on America's Got Talent, he'll be like "Where am I and how did I get here and who are you people?"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2013, 04:38:26 AM »

69 tell him his whole life was a lie
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2013, 04:40:31 AM »

70. give him candy, get him addicted and tell him he can never have any again.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #59 on: January 03, 2013, 10:28:31 AM »

71. Constantly point out flaws in his physical appearance in front of Talley
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