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Luna Lovegood

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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #60 on: January 03, 2013, 11:44:41 AM »

72. Kidnap him and make him watch Sponge Bob Square Pants.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2013, 12:16:03 PM »

You are evil!

73. Sing his favorite song Toni, but be VERY off key
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2013, 02:55:53 PM »

I know :P

74. Hire Lady Gaga to dress him and Johnny Depp to do his makeup.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2013, 08:52:21 AM »

(*to him, barking autocorrect)

75. Speak to him in a very thick cockney accent
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #64 on: January 04, 2013, 09:25:29 AM »

76. Force him to become a TV Chief and to stay clean.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2013, 02:50:19 PM »

77. Force him to addition on American Idol. Assume he sings terribly
78. Tell him he sings terribly
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2013, 02:18:05 PM »

79. Shave off all his hair and super glue an ugly weave to his head
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #67 on: February 07, 2013, 01:54:13 AM »

80. lop off his eyebrows
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #68 on: February 08, 2013, 03:51:01 AM »

81. Throw out all of his clothing and knit new clothes to replace them.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #69 on: February 09, 2013, 11:57:49 AM »

82. Curl his hair until he has ringlets 
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #70 on: February 09, 2013, 12:00:49 PM »

83. David? What David? You don't see a David. He's not standing right in front of you or anything. He must have gone invisible.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #71 on: February 09, 2013, 12:06:16 PM »

84. Make him live in a house full of Funhouse mirrors
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #72 on: February 09, 2013, 12:07:46 PM »

85. TP his house
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #73 on: February 09, 2013, 12:17:18 PM »

86. egg his house.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #74 on: February 09, 2013, 12:26:47 PM »

He lived with his mommy and daddy who kind of had a shack. . .
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