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Luna Lovegood

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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #90 on: March 31, 2013, 05:47:20 AM »

100. Replace his pants with super skinny jeans.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2013, 04:40:56 PM »

101. fake his parents death and don't tell him for a month :P
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2013, 11:19:37 AM »

102. French braid his hair 8)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2013, 11:58:04 AM »

103. Fish-tail braid is hair.
104. Dip-dye his hair purple.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2013, 12:09:53 PM »

105. Take him to a soccer game in the city.
106. Shave stripes in his hair.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2013, 02:10:51 AM »

107. Make him listen to non stop 1 Direction
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2013, 03:14:17 AM »

108. Make him listen nonstop to Taylor Swift. (not that i don't love her... i do) :)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2013, 11:43:41 AM »

109. Stick him in a room full of clueless pretties while they point out his flaws
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2013, 03:35:57 AM »


"109. Stick him in a room full of clueless pretties while they point out his flaws"

Oh thats good.

110.poke him for a whole day non-stop.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #99 on: June 07, 2013, 08:38:19 AM »

111. Stick yourself to the ceiling with nano glue and insist you can't get down without his help.
112. "Tally and David, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Nonstop. While he tries to work  ;)
113. Raise a false alarm that Specials are coming to the Smoke.
114. Tell him the New System is lame.
115. Run around screaming your head off for no reason and refuse to be productive
116. Insist that now he has to give everyone a pair of gloves
94. Put him in a season of Survival
David would do awesome at Survivor (if we're thinking of the same show). He'd probably win. But he couldn't really do anything with the million dollars, could he? Now that's what would annoy him.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #100 on: June 30, 2013, 06:44:25 AM »

117. Scream 'SLENDER IS COMING!!!' whenever he comes near you.
118. Make him learn the Adventure time theme on the violin. Or else his hover board GETS IT.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #101 on: June 30, 2013, 07:10:17 AM »

118: show hem this thread
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #102 on: June 30, 2013, 12:26:38 PM »

119. Scratch him behind the ear and whisper, "what a beautiful Pretty you'd make."
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #103 on: June 30, 2013, 12:34:22 PM »

120: give him the lesions without making him pretty
121: if he tries to track something, stick the tracker on a migratory bird
122: ask him how does he know he doesn't like being a pretty if he hasn't tried it?
123: follow him around the Smoke reading all the Tally-Zane love scenes out loud
124: go to the Smoke, refuse to help, and complain loudly and incessantly about how nothing's getting done
125: get another bear to burst into his tent at night and give him a scar on his other eyebrow, then say, "There, you're symmetrical. You look much better."
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Re: 100 ways to annoy David.
« Reply #104 on: November 06, 2013, 11:34:40 AM »

126. Leave the Smoke and tell Cable all about it on purpose
127. Follow him around complaining  about being hungry
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