Hoverboard Warnings

Posted on by scott

Snorgtees.com has a hoverboard safety T-shirt for sale featuring this logo:

hoverboard-t-shirt

Of course, this warning doesn’t fit in with the canonical Uglies universe rules of hoverboarding, so I felt a quick remix was in order:

hoverboardwarning

Ah. Now doesn’t that feel better?

Still in Texas and having a blast.

Update:
If you’re at TLA, I’m signing Thursday for two different publishers: Penguin (So Yesterday, Peeps, Last Days) at 2PM and S&S (Uglies, etc.) at 3PM. Both at Aisle 6.

If you’re in Houston but not at TLA, there are signed copies of my books waiting at Murder By the Book, 2352 Bissonnet Street, Houston, TX 77005.

573 thoughts on “Hoverboard Warnings”

  1. Awesome! I have someone to fight now! What good are (imaginary) ninja skills without an (imaginary) enemy to fight?!

    I should make a shirt for this. Then Westerfeldians everywhere could wear the official shirt. I could make a few, like one for each job/title. That would be awesome.

  2. Oh yeah, #499 was just something random about my book. I call it B16 so people can’t steal the title (I’m a little paranoid about that).

    We’ve passed the 500 comment mark!!!!! WHOO!!!!

  4. gosh I have been without a computer much too long, the ones at our house just broke, conveniently my sister and brother both got laptops that I rarely get to use, so unfair.
    Prolly my last comment for a while

  9. Yup. I’m back. But just for this sec, because my parents just decided a few weeks ago that I’m not allowed to use electronic devices past 10PM. Crazy, I know! Well, I guess I do need to go to bed because of stupid school tommorrow… which reminds me! My friend Anthony {david} wrote a very special poem about homework!

    Homework, oh homework, I hate you, you stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink! If only a bomb would explode you to bits, oh homework, oh homework, your giving me fits! I’d rather take baths with a man eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. Eat spinach or liver, or pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework my teacher assigns. Homework, oh homework, your last on my list; I simply can’t see why you even exist. If you just disapear it would tickle me pink! Oh homework oh homework, I hate you, YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Isn’t that awsome?? I think we all agree on this, too!!

  10. HOLY SNAP. You guys commented SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Can you give me a summary of what happened?

  11. o.m.g. i left for 5 hours and there were 200 more comments.wow.
    Kay-la: i wanna get the DSi. but my mom wants to kno how much it costs?
    plz plz plz plz plz be under 300$

  13. ok this is wat happend……..
    we have gotten a rid of the rule about not saying twilight and harry potter. but u can not say anything bad about either. in the making of that i was speaking weird and had an idea for a kingdom. u can be almost anything u want just tell me. we r voteing on a top ten playlist and a king dom name!
    have a q? ask me!
    hear yee hear yee! long like king SCOTT-LA AND JUSTINE!!!

  16. Andrea-la: I think you’re right about the-book-that-shall-not-be-named-due-to-gazillions-of-comments-and-screaming.

    also, there’s like 515 comments now, which is a pretty clear sign that A NEW POST MUST BE PUT UP. With lots of happy-making things. ;D

    Dahlia-wa the ninja: muse, brand new and the killers rock!

    I’m with Tally&Zane, I could use a summery of all ^^that^^.

    Peace.

    P.S.
    I read Looking For Alaska, and it was super great!
    Everyone knows David Leviathan…

  18. Ooh, yes! Working props would make it totally bubbly/icy/doos/fawesome!!!!

    But if everything worked, it wouldn’t really be a role-play. Would it?

  29. Well, since I don’t have to ask, and ninjas can do whatever they want, I’m changing to a black-winged ninja sorceress. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. is anyone on right now actually looking at me commenting?
    if so please talk to me…im boreddd

  44. Soooooo………………. I’m sort of bored… I’m blowin off my HW as usual (See comment # 509 if you want to) For a quote of comment 509:

    Homework, oh homework, I hate you, you stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink! If only a bomb would explode you to bits, oh homework, oh homework, your giving me fits! I’d rather take baths with a man eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. Eat spinach or liver, or pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework my teacher assigns. Homework, oh homework, your last on my list; I simply can’t see why you even exist. If you just disapear it would tickle me pink! Oh homework oh homework, I hate you, YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Okay, playlist? Like…music???? ZOMG. Okays, if so, Panic at the Disco HAS to be on it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. My All time favorite band eveerrrr.

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