Okay, I’m twelve days late, but I didn’t want to miss commemorating the 60th anniversary of the first publication of Uglies!
Here’s the novel in all its original glory, back in 1959.
In other news, I suck at Photoshop!
Happy belated April 1st.
That is all.
omg that is sooo fawsome
i didnt know it was that old lol
and photoshop is amazingly difficult….
gabi! its not that old…………………………. i dont even think scott la was born then! its a joke. dont u get it?
Casie, I joined the group and sent invites to all my friends.
I think it might be good to post a link to the Amazon Rank google-bomb, so people can do something outside of Facebook. I’ve posted links to it on all my blogs and LJs and whatnot.
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You say Akon-I say Three Days Grace
You say Britney Spears-I say Billy talent
You say little wayne- i say Sum 41
You say Jonas Brothers-I say Green day
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Man Bullet For My Valentine
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say metal
You say hip hop- I say just about any rocker that sings better drunk or hi.
92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste anywere!
The Google-Bomb link is just on your original link, right? I’ll be sure to add that to the group – thanks for joining!!! (I invited my entire friends list, too, and was wondering who that strange “Ally Wonderland” chick was that nobody knew… just kidding!)
SCOTT WAS ON AND I MISSED HIM… so saddd
Haha, yeah that’s me.
The google-bomb is here: http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/amazonrank/
And there’s an Urban Dictionary article for it: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Amazon+Rank
kewlz!
Okay, now I’m PISSED. I didn’t think about it too much before Casie. I was just like ARgh, that totally sucks! But now that it’s dealing with The Mortal Instruments, A Great and Terrible Beauty, and HARRY POTTER. WTF?!?!?!?!?! Those are some of my favorite books EVER. That’s so so so so soooooo stupid. Other people should be able to find awesome books like those and all the others being banned and read them at their own will. Amazon shouldn’t be able to censor people. That’s their job to decide what is appropriate and what isn’t or whether or not they’d like to read it. JEEZ. And that’s awful about your friend’s parents. I mean, I’d understand if someone’s parents were a little freaked out cuz they didn’t know or whatever, but that’s just ridiculous.
For the record, they’re not censoring TMI, AGATB, or Harry Potter now – these are just series with LGBTQ characters, like the ones that are being censored.
HAHAHA they erased Twilight??? That is too funny
what I wouldn’t give to go on to the chapters site and not see Twilight adds everywhere, its bogus.
well anyway, they cant do that to Harry Potter, it is ….well Harry Potter, 400,000,000 copie sold probably more, it would be insane
but Twilight no one really cares hahahahahahahaha
to the one who said some blogs and what bot are banning anyone that says Twilight, Im pretty sure that is not true.
You see out of all these crazed Twi-hards there are a good number of those who cannont stand it and they, unlike the fans, know that everyone has a right to free speech, and wouldn’t care what you say unless your yelling and swearing at them in a frantic way to defend your precious little book. If what your saying is true and not an over exsaggeration(wow how do you spell that lol I suck) like it probably is then it is probably the boy side of the hate……(there are a lot more boys then girls that hate it and they are just not as tempered as girls)
well anyways Im reading Narnia right now 🙂 The Horse and his boy. I read it when I was young but didnt understand it but now that Im a lot older it makes a lot more sense to me
well its a good book
Amazon now officially says it was just a “glitch,” and all will be back to normal soon. But “Ellen Degeneres: A Biography” still has no sales rank . . .
Ohhhhh…Okay. Some glitch. Glitch Glitch Glitch. That’s such a fun word to say.
wow! there sayin its a glitch/?
Kristina!YOU DID NOT JUST DISS TWILIGHT DID U!?? THATS AGAINST EVERYTHING R KINGDOM BELIEVES IN?? DID U JUST DISS TWILIGHT? IF SO THEN WERE GOING TO HAVE A FEW PROBLEMZ………………………….
and scott-la: im now confused. sooooooooo r they or r they not just saying that?
Lizzy-wa, be CALM. You can’t yell at people like that! There must be a peaceful resolution. She can say she doesn’t like it. That’s not dissing it in a bad way, just an opinion. Opinions are still allowed, are they not?
lizzy-wa: scott is checking comments so you should tell him about your kingdom and stuff while hes on
LOL I love the vintage cover.actually not I prefer the us covers except i dont like the Pretties cover…
ummmm….our kingdom?
whats that supose to mean.
one more thing
If our “Kingdom”(whatever thats supose to mean)
believes in anti- feminism, poor writing, and shallowness
then I want no part of it.
I dont know why you are getting so mad, the last time I checked this was a Scott Westerfeld blog, not a Twilight blog.
yah i no it is out but wut i meant was that i cant wait 2 get my own copy cuz they ran out at my local bookstore n i wont b able 2 get one until the release of the paperback one
i dont like the cover 4 pretties either
Kristina-la, the kingdom, from what I understood was just us being crazy about Scott-la’s books and respecting other people’s opinions. But I’m a bit confused now…It’s not supposed to be pro or anti twilight(Although I agree with you completely on that) or any other books. Just pro Scott.
yah i totally agree
this is the westerblog
if u wanna talk bout twiligt u shood go 2 intoxicating scent
thats the twilight fan site
ok sooooooop plz if someone says something about twilight i will react so plz ENOR ME AND TRY TO PRETEND I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!
and ok so the kingdome. while ppl were fuing about twilight and harry poter we tryed to band them both. then it was brought up that u cant band the 2 most popular series of books. so in a weird mideval times way i said we could now say both once again but u could not diss either series. i had a idea for a kingdom along with tally&zane and hailey. Scott-la is the king and many ppl said wat they wantted to be in this kingdom. u can be anthing u can think of. we dont talk much about it because the 3 of us are moving the westertopia kingdom to a new site.sooooooo
HEAR YEE HEAR YEE! LONG LIVE KING SCOTT-LA
(KNOW ONE IS FORCED INTO ARE KINGDOM. PLZ SAY IF U DONT WANA BE PART.)
I had no idea that Uglies was that old!!!!!!!!! Omg that is like mind blowing I thouhg that it came out in like 2000 or something… CREEPY
hehe it did
its a late april fools joke
wow. of course the uglies ARNT that old.lolz
I would just like to add something that I think needs to be said.
Harry Potter should not be compared to TW******
They are not the 2 most popular books. Harry Potter is one of the most popular books(with 400 million books sold) Twilight is a faze that will die away in the next few years.
Harry Potter is a classic Twilight is trash
(sorrey this is just something that rubs me the wrong way)
Kristina-la, I totally agree (sorry, Twilight fans).
I agree too. And before this happens, LIZZY-WA DON’T FREAK OUT. PLEASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. CALMNESS.
Please don’t call Twilight trash. While, from a technical, analytical standpoint, I completely agree with you, the term “trash” is pretty darned opinionated and can be insulting. (I was a little bit peeved, because it is an easy connection from calling a book “trash” to calling someone’s opinion of a book “trash,” like saying that their views are wrong/don’t matter because the book sucks anyway.)
“Poorly written”? Sure. “Grammatically lacking”? Sure. “Plotless”? Sure. “Character developmentally challenged”? Sure. Just not “trashy,” please.
When I got my copy of Twilight signed, it was the worst signing I had ever been to.
Just saying…
I was extremely confused for a second. xD Nice one.
Now, for my two cents, I think its extremely ridiculous to remove the sales ranking on ‘adult books’. Whats the point to it? Save the kiddies from learning about Lesbians and Homosexuals, but it’s alright if they click on Playboy? Smooth one, Amazon. I hope said ‘glitch’ [pfft.] is fixed soon. …Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go read ‘My Point… and I do have one’ Again.
My thought process in the last 30 seconds:
First thought: Holy crap! Did not know that Uglies was that old! How did I not know this sooner?!?!
Second thought: I must spend my splurge money on finding that vintage copy!!!
Third thought: Wait… Is Scott Westerfeld that old…?
Fourth thought: I feel slightly confused.
Fifth thought: I think I’ve just been April Fooled…
Sixth: Damn.
OMG!!!! Lizzie-wa calmed down im excited to and i dont think its that old well can you guys Tally&Zane up date me since im knew?
do you know where tey sell scott-las knew book caues i want to buy it
I thought that realy was made then but then I’m all there is no way that can be true. Just no way. Then I looked at the date it was posted and saw were he said I’m 12 days late. Then I felt like but drpiession.
You should know what that word means with a little brain power and a 7th grade science class on the earth.
I thought that realy was made then but then I’m all there is no way that can be true. Just no way. Then I looked at the date it was posted and saw were he said I’m 12 days late. Then I felt like but depresion.
You should know what that word means with a little brain power and a 7th grade science class on the earth.
WHOA. Wow did I miss alot! Someone tell me what’s happend…
Tally-wa 7, what do you need me to update you on? Just stuff going on the site or the kingdom thingy or???
wow… interesting cover… no wonder why i never heard of your book (no offense scott-la). i only started your books because the cover for EXTRAS looks like the one for the HOST. plus the girls asian and i HEART asians!! (dont ask why, cuz i dont know). but im glad i picked them up this year because i would have gone NUTS if i had to wait for the next books… but i heart your novels even if your first cover was SO not the biz.
DAMNIT. thats what i get for not getting the previous comments, i have been april fooled whatever. ugh. i hate april. its cold, wet and people always pull jokes on the gullible one. ME. scott-la i still heart you but i usually believe EVERYTHING you say. now i feel like a moron.
I completely fell for that at first! Wow I’m so gullible. I’m glad that amazon has rethought this ‘glitch’. As for the Twilight/Harry Potter clash, it’s stupid. The books are both awesome and there ends the similarities.
Love you Scott! Love the books! Thanks for everything!
I wish it was that old
then it would probably already be a movie
Scott-la is dork tastic. But in a good way. 😀
Peace.
GRRR!!!!! FINE! U KNOW WAT!!! GO AHEAD AND CALL IT TRASH!! I DONT GIVE ACARE ANY MORE!! GOD DANG IT WAT IS IT WITH U PPLZ? PROBLEMS MUCH?? THERE BOTH JUST BOOKS~!! THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE KINGDOM IN THE FIRST PLACE! I HAVENT BEEN CALLING ALL OF UR HARRY FLIPIN POTTER BOOKS TRASH WEN THATS WAT I BELLEVE? IVE BEEN RESPECTING UR OPINONS AND I HAVENT BEEN SAYIN ANYTHING BAD SO WHY CANT ALL OF U DO THE SAME? IZ IT THAT HARD FER SOME PPL?@!#^!*&%!
OH ANA , ANDDDD TWILIGHT SHOULDNT BE COMPARED TO %$##@__ *&%%$% CAUSE IT SOOOOOO MUCH BETER!!!! HOW WOULD U ALL LIKE IT IF ALL I DID WAS SAY EVERY THING BAD AND GOOD ABOUT BOTH SEIRES? CAUSE I COULD RIGHT 1,000,000,000 PAGES ABOUT BOTH!
Tally-wa 7 HELLO. and would u like to join the kingdom?
Um…Lizzy-wa….Ummmm…I think we need to learn to be calm possibly? I hate to sound like a nag, but you’re gonna scare people away from the kingdom by tweaking out then being all nice, Hey wanna join the kingdom??? I know it pisses you off, but if you deal with it calmly and intelligently(not saying you’re stupid) then it’s much more rewarding and you get your point across much better. At least I think so….SO, this is where we stand on the fact. Lizzy-wa is a Twilight fan. I am a Harry Potter fan. Anybody else, whatever you are, who CARES? Cuz apparently, we’re ALL Scott-la’s fans. Correct?
ok. and correct. calm. somethin i will work on. promise. yay.scott fans.