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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1185 on: March 17, 2017, 12:26:22 PM »

"Panzer you glimmering light of knowledge. Adopt a thousand children you indomitable middle age linguistics professor."
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1186 on: March 17, 2017, 01:25:51 PM »

I saw this before I saw the actual thread and I was baffled
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1187 on: March 17, 2017, 01:36:39 PM »

You're welcome.

"please read my longform treatise "The Arrogance Of Burger King" available only on my new $70/month content streaming platform "ShitWire Pro'" that's me. I didn't say it but that's mi.
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1188 on: March 17, 2017, 01:37:44 PM »

You're welcome.

"please read my longform treatise "The Arrogance Of Burger King" available only on my new $70/month content streaming platform "ShitWire Pro'" that's me. I didn't say it but that's mi.
What does this mean
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1189 on: March 17, 2017, 01:38:57 PM »

I write long rants and if I could I'd charge people to read them.
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1190 on: March 17, 2017, 01:43:25 PM »

Oh yeah. Same. I think that's called writing a book though. Or writing for a blog
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1191 on: March 17, 2017, 01:53:12 PM »

1: Writing rants online

2: Writing rants online and trying to make people pay to read them

3: Compiling your rants in hard copy and calling it a book
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1192 on: March 17, 2017, 01:56:20 PM »

4. Ranting for a living and making millions off of it aka becoming a politician
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1193 on: March 17, 2017, 01:59:20 PM »

5: Ranting for free and making millions of politicians off of it aka being the public
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1194 on: March 21, 2017, 06:08:21 AM »

Kid in my physics class, referring to me and my friend: "Miss, they're talking about death. It's intimidating me."
Physics teacher: "You might as well learn to accept it. It'll happen sooner or later."

Physics teacher yelling at kid messing around with her equipment: "You almost broke my vibrator!"
*entire class laughs*
Teacher: ::) Guys, look at my vibrator! *brings it out of the lab to the front d the class and holds it up* *goes on to explain the lab uses of a vibrating apparatus, which is used to create waves of a certain frequency* See, do you see why I need a VIBRATOR now??
Student: Can I touch the vibrator?
Teacher: You can touch anything in here with my permission.

I love how she feeds into it ::)
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1195 on: March 21, 2017, 07:05:27 AM »

I'm dead
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1196 on: March 21, 2017, 09:25:11 AM »

Looks like you've taken her advice and learned to accept your mortality ::)
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1197 on: March 21, 2017, 09:34:38 AM »

b r u h
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1198 on: March 21, 2017, 01:24:40 PM »

My favorite human rights declaration from the United States Supreme Court
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Re: Favorite Quotes!!
« Reply #1199 on: March 21, 2017, 01:28:13 PM »

Which one is that?

"Like Nanny Mcphee but with fleas"
"Nanny Mcflea"
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