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PraiseLordTachanka

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FATALITY
« on: May 16, 2017, 05:10:30 AM »

Lets just get this straight. I have a very colorful and vivid imagination. that is why I am on this forum instead of doing homework.

I also love videogames. I especially love mortal kombat.

This discussion is about the fatalities in mortal kombat. if you don't know what it is, look it up.

For a fatality, you must include an existing character from anything at all. whether it is from a book, game, movie, etc, does not matter.

then you must create one or two fatalities.

(Warning: this discussion is not for the light hearted!)

Here is an example fatality.

Character: Tachanka(rainbow six siege)

Fatality: triple punch smackdown, then he picks you up, impales you on a wall, and slices you in half with his turret.

Hope you like it!
~ Tachanks


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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2017, 08:22:19 PM »

I'll have a go!

Character: Jigglypuff

Fatality: They cook you a nice meal of meatloaf and various other dishes, but when you sit down to eat, they give you the dirtiest look you have ever seen and you being to feel uncomfortable. You guiltily eat into the meatloaf and find they forgot to hold back on the amount of salt they added. The saltiness is too much and as you reach for a glass of water, you die of absolute dehydration.

~Sincerely, Silly Chairlegs

Sorry if that isn't what you're going for but it seemed funny
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2017, 02:43:15 AM »

that's hilarious! funny fatalities are also accepted.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2017, 08:19:11 AM »

Character: Clare

Fatality: Horse stampede. None are spared. Not even the children.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2017, 09:08:08 AM »

Character: Walrus
Fatality: Stabs you with her winged eyeliner.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2017, 10:28:07 AM »

Character: Pan

Fatality: Stabs you to death with a sharpened noodle
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2017, 12:43:48 PM »

Character: Cat
Fatality: Colors you green with her green pens until you're too embarrassed to be seen in public, and eventually you run out of money to order food and you starve to death in your home.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2017, 12:55:43 PM »

I love it! :D

Character: Blue

Fatality: Plays "Money" on the trombone until your ears and brain literally explode.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2017, 10:49:41 PM »

Character: Scott Westerfeld

Fatality: Last scene of Leviathan series.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2017, 11:19:48 PM »

Alek@Deryn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4 except with kissing.

Character: Chairlegs 2.0

Fatality: You don't want to know. It involves legs. And chairs. But not how you'd expect. Just trust me.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2017, 11:12:16 PM »

Character: Chairlegs 2.0

Fatality: My beauty and grace compels you to gnaw at the legs of every chair you see, day and night. Arthritis and lower back pain are what ends you. May you rest in pieces.
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Re: FATALITY
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2017, 05:08:40 AM »

these are very good, but a super gory one would mix things up a bit....
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