Zombies vs. Unicorns!

Posted on by scott

In case you haven’t been following the zombie-versus-unicorn thread on the internets, it has come to a mighty climax with the announcement of:

The Zombie Versus Unicorn Anthology! A collection of zombie and unicorn short stories to settle the issue for good, co-edited by Justine Larbalestier (aka, my Justine) and the fabulous Holly Black.

Justine is, of course, the head of Team Zombie, and Holly is the head of Team Unicorn.

Here’s Justine’s announcement of it, and here’s Holly’s.

Stay tuned for an amusing video on this subject.

But first, some appearance news: Justine and I will be in Austin, Texas this Wednesday night, at the awesome bookstore known as BookPeople.

Wednesday, Nov 19
7:30 PM
BookPeople
603 N. Lamar
Austin, TX 78703
512-472-5050
800-853-9757
Click here for more.

And the next night, Justine will be appearing at a Barnes & Noble in San Antonio.

Thursday, November 20
7:00PM
Barnes & Noble
Northwoods Shopping Center
18030 HWY 281NSuite #140
San Antonio, TX 78232
210-490-0411

Hope to see you there!

And now, a short video from Lauren Myracle, she of the Scare-a-thon and (sadly) a member of Team Unicorn.

Let the battle continue!

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361 thoughts on “Zombies vs. Unicorns!”

  5. your not kool!

    hehe. just kidding… kindof… not…

    hey i got third comment!

    i vote TEAM ZOMBIE partly because… zombies are fawesome and will one day rule the world. but also cuz i love MJ-la and Justine-la and therefore kinda have to support them. hehe.

    -Lizzy-wa OUT! πŸ˜‰

  12. Zombies rule. And in a confrontation between a swarm of zombies and the only unicorn, it’s obvious whose intestinal organs are going to be smeared all over the pavement. The choice is clear.

  14. u no what i think would make for the coolest fiction ever? Zombie unicorns!!! Im a genius!!! Unicorns come back from the dead! I know unicorns represent eternal life, but if they were some certain kind that could die under certain circumstances. And then they could form a secret league that would try to take down mankind. Omg, im going to NaNonWriMo right now!!! : )

  15. I must say that unicorns are better to the power of infinity. I mean really what exactly can zombies even do? Bite you? If they can even catch up to you since they are so slow that is. If it came to a battle the unicorns would win. The’re faster, nimbler, have stong hoofs and pointy horns. The zombies are slow, dim witted, and probably not that stong since they’re mostlydecayed matter.
    I should probably go hide now before all the zombie fans come after me shouldn’t I?

  16. Sorry, but unicorns would totally win against zombies.

    Unicorns have a nice shiny horn on their head that comes in handy when impaling. Also, have you ever been kicked by the hind legs of a horse? Probably not, or you would most likely be paralyzed or dead.

    And, dude, zombies? Like, the undead who sulk around chasing humans at a walking pace, because they can never go any faster? And, um, aren’t they, like, half-decomposed? If they ever managed to catch a unicorn–which they wouldn’t, since unicorns can gallop swiftly away from the zombies’ threatening…walk–their arms would break off when they tried to grab it. Of course, then the unicorn would have a half-decomposed arm attached to its leg, but…

    I can’t wait for that anthology.

  17. TEAM UNICORN!
    srsly, zombies stink (in the literal and figurative sense). i mean–hello? zombies are dead, decayed, decomposed, smelly, and bogus. unicorns? quick, magical, shiny, strong, and awesome. i mean…is there supposed to be a question as to who’s better? is there? i thought not.
    sry, scott-la, but…i won’t back you up on that one.

    i finished eclipse, and i CAN’T WAIT TO GET TO READ BREAKING DAWN! i ordered it from the liberry, and it’s in transit, but it could take FOREVER!

    well, i’m gonna go see the twilight movie, but i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope they don’t mess it up cause…well…i really wouldn’t want to have to kill them. they may be good people…way way way way way way way way way way way deep down.
    on the other hand, if the movie rocks…they i’ll have to hunt them down just to give them a high five…or a hug, depending on HOW good it is…or maybe i should refrain from doing so, as some people may not appreciate some total stranger going up and hugging them…so therefore would it be wrong to give them a hug, as they may be uncomfortable?!
    y’know, i’m WAAAY overthinking this. i’ll just hope that it’s good, cauze then i won’t be obligated to…go to drastic measures.

  21. hahaha. Zombies are better by far XP
    Unicorns just seem too….. Girly for my taste.
    Zombies are kick-ass gores galore creatures! They scare unicorns away with they’re mighty awsomeness =D

  22. Okay this may seem a bit off topic but really it is on topic…sorta…
    So what really bothers me is that Twilight is coming out friday. It was supposed to be coming out Dec 12, now while it’s all good and well that it’s coming out sooner the only reason it is is because Harry Potter got delayed. That really really ticks me off. It would have been ready on time, WB just decided to delay it until JULY because they thought it would do better with a summer release. Do you really think that the largest grossing movie franchise in history will really do better just because of when it comes out? Do you? I think not. So now instead of only having to wait 3 days, we have to wait for 241 days!!!! That’s not right!!
    Anyways, that was my little tangent….
    Oh and how it was on topic was
    1) There are unicorns in Harry Potter
    2) Vampires are “undead” just like zombies, however they are a million times better than zombies.
    Yeah, there’s more ways it relates but I’m just going to stop rambling now….
    πŸ™‚

  23. TEAM UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!
    Love the video!

    ohh… and may I now pronounce Edward and Bella Gary and Mary Stu >.<
    can’t… stand… Twilight!
    nothing against the author… just against sparkly vampires

  24. Julie-wa: I totally agree. I hope the directors DO mess up the movie and make it different from the book. Then, either a) it will be 10x better or b) all the little Twilight fans will mope around and get over this lame fad πŸ˜‰

  26. what’s wrong with sparkly vampires?
    let me ask you again:
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPARKLY VAMPIRES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
    if u think that twilight is not good, fine. just KEEP IT TO URSELF!
    plus, you have no taste for good literature. which goes w/o saying. (aside from scott-la’s books, of course)

  27. shoot my sister went on–didn’t change the name!
    so let me say that again:

    TWILIGHT ROX!
    whatÒ€ℒs wrong with sparkly vampires?
    let me ask you again:
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPARKLY VAMPIRES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
    if u think that twilight is not good, fine. just KEEP IT TO URSELF!
    plus, you have no taste for good literature. which goes w/o saying. (aside from scott-laÒ€ℒs books, of course)

  28. AND IT IS NOT A LAME FAD IT IS A GOOD BOOK!
    y’know, i’m gonna go into the other room b/c i’m about to scream and rant for three hours straight, then go to bed, then continue ranting in my sleep.
    U EVIL PEOPLE!

  29. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* Twilight…. Good literature? I’m dying… That’s fin if you like it. Maybe you should keep *that* to yourself. Hm?

    In all fairness, the books *were* addicting (well, up to the third, then I got tired of the same plot line that never changed). Good literature? Definitely not πŸ˜‰

  31. ok so today in civics we were reading about these politcians from the 1600’s and one of them wrote a book called leviathian and when i saw that i like gasped and jump out of my chair ….i got yelled at and people gave me weird faces..but i was happy:)

  34. In history today, we talked about the Maori people of New Zealand and how they ate sweet potatos and all I was thinking was “FLASH TATTOOS!”
    Nooo, not another twilight argument!! *hides*
    as for the zombies vs. unicorns…don’t know.
    and i drew a flash-tattoo-looking thing on my hand today. It took until 5:30 for anybody to notice it, which is sad cause it’s BRIGHT BLUE!!

  35. you’re right (not about the Twilight rocking, but that’s not my point). I’m kind of done talking about it. It’s like getting people to change their political beliefs; it’s not going to happen. Now, how ’bout them Unicorns and Zombies, eh? πŸ˜‰

  37. I know, working flash tattoos would be AWESOME!!
    but i’ll settle for a blue pen for now…
    hmmm…it’s getting faded…i think i’ll do it again…

  38. I think a really awesome designer like Alexander McQueen or Louis Vuitton should have flash tattoos in one of their fashion shows… then they would be totally trendy–all because of our very own Scott-sama πŸ˜‰

  39. i have specials right here so i can copy a flash tatoo from the cover. I suddenly want a face tatoo…flashy or not!

  41. Unicorns vs Zombies(so sorry Edward:() but Unicorn!!!!I mean really have you SEEN Charlie the Unicorn!!!(if not GO LOOK IT UP!!!!)

  44. I forgot about charlie too!! he is the most awesome unicorn…the only grumpy one I’ve ever seen…

  46. yes, those canniving little blue and pink unicorns…i saw the sequel, but i couldn’t understand most of it because it was on my friend’s phone.

  52. yup, something about a banana king.
    hehe, i’m supposed to be doing homework right now…but i care about the westerblog more than the black plague.

  53. I know, right? I reward myself by checking new responses on here every time I finish a math problem (which isn’t actually very often because each problem takes up, like, half a page) πŸ˜‰

  54. ah, i see. I’m just..procrastinating. Technically, I don’t have to be doing what I’m doing, taking these notes, but it helps me learn about the chapter better. I’m a slacking self-motivator…if that makes any sense…

  57. AP world history…blah. The chapters are thirty pages long each and DENSE AS A CONCRETE WALL. well, that’s what i get for signing up for it…but it’ll be better in the long run.

  59. I’m in tenth too!
    ouch, that must suck. the densest chapters in this book are about Europe. our book starts from the beginning of humans and ends in the mid 20th century…

  60. Oh wow. Yep our book is funny at times though because it’s super biased. Like, one chapter was all about how people in Western Europe were happy to pay taxes because their rights were protected. People in Eastern Europe, however, lived horrible lives under tyrannical rulers (because everything about Germany and Russia is BAD). So yeah, our teacher was like “everything you learn this year is propaganda” which is totally true. But hey, it gives you college credit, so it’s all good! πŸ˜‰

  61. ah, propoganda with college credit, fun.
    the only funny parts in our book are when someone writes amusing things in the margin…annotated history….

  65. yeah, that tends to happen…i’ll steer the comments back to scott for the next commenters.
    Who’s got some good points for zombies? they seem unrepresentated in this thread.

  66. COLLEGE CREDIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Im only in 6th grade. Boo hoo, poor me(hee hee). I have really easy homework. Its like, adding,subtracting,multiplying,and dividing integers. Ya no, positive and negative? Im eleven! You’re like, 15 or something! πŸ™‚

  67. i’m not a follower. i was born a unicorn. i’m deathly afraid of zombies. i’m not sure what they symbolize except for death and cavemen. in the words of the unicorns, “we’re the unicorns, we’re more than horses, we’re the unicorns, and we’re people too!”

  68. I would say zombies, but then again, I find clowns scarier than zombie (“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns… and clowns”) and I tend to support scary things. So… GO ZOMBIES!

  72. I have to say Zombies are better than unicorns (its a horse with a horn people), but Unicorn-Zombies sound fierce.

  73. Liana-la! Even though your my bff and i can c u rite now cuz ur sitting next 2 me, stop stealing my ideas! Jay-wa, i posted comment 14 and described the unicorn-zombies! go ahead, check! MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >: (

  77. definitely zombies all the way. unicorns are too… idk little girl-ish. no offense to anyone who is team unicorn!

  78. Wow UMR-wa :-D, you must be prettyminded thinking Twilight is good literature!
    I wasn’t attacking anyone but a fictional character, and you dare accuse me of not knowing good literature?
    And this debate is so old, but I shall defend myself…

    No offence to Stephanie Meyer, okay, but I don’t know how anyone could even compare the Twilight saga to The Uglies trilogy, or Tolkien’s LOTR, or C.S. Lewis’ works, or the Harry Potter series… or a million other authors!
    Bella is a perfect character who is clumsy… omg! She’s so anti-feminist! She changes freaking species for a guy! (
    Edward is perfect whose weakness is Bella… that’s all
    Bella basically emotionally&mentally dies without Edward – pathetic!
    It’s all:

    “You’re pretty”
    “I want your blood, stay away”
    “But I love you”
    “I want to suck your blood, stay away – but I love you too!!!”
    “You’re pretty!”
    “mmm, blood”
    *Bella trips*
    “I’ll save you!!!”

    Oh – &there’s no plot!!!

    Oh, and every two sentences is about how pretty and sparkly Edward is??!!??!?

    Bella’s just infatuated with Mr. Sparkly, she’s not in love with him… just mesmerized by his prettyness and she’ll do whatever he says! ‘

    And she’s so plain but every guy loves her????

    And that’s just the start of it…

    *sigh*

  81. Yay Nicole-la!!!
    Honestly, I wouldn’t be so loud about what is wrong with Twilight… it’s not horrid or anything, but I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal…
    Maybe if everyone didn’t talk about it 24/7 it wouldn’t annoy me so much… &honestly I mean no offence against anyone except some fictional characters…

  82. I like You Nicole-la:]I love Twilight..:)BUT Unicorns are better than Zombies.right?…right?……Hey Andrey-Sensei did you ever look up Charlie the Unicorn 2??????OHHHH YOU Have to look up “Charlie bit Me”also!!SOOO Funny!!

  83. finally some other people on this
    blog that hate Twilight as much as I doo
    HAHAHA
    today in Englissh I said Twilight has the maturity level of a 3 year old and almost everygirl in the class gave the dirtiest look ever, I laughed soo hard!
    yes Uglies is way way better than it and so is most books out there
    and ZOMBIES!!!!(has anyone read generation dead? it is about Zombies and It is amazing)

    one more thing TWILIGHT SUCKS

  84. ahaha, yes Amira-la, I am 15. It’s nice to know that the younger crowd is represented on here too. My brother’s your age; I got him hooked on the Uglies series, but he RIPPED my copy of pretties right down the cover. I was so mad. I still am, actually. And he can’t read Extras until he buys me a new Pretties book, which he hasn’t done in forever, so I’ll go buy the expensive one I can and make him pay me back. mwahaha…

    Trish-la: love the clown quote, btw.

    Julie-wa: I agreed on all your points but one: you forgot Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee, and The Grimm Brothers (yes! They’re good literature too, where do you think all our fairy tales come from???) Some of the best works of fiction aren’t for children only. But yes, you said many of the things I keep repeating to all Twilight fans. Join me in taking all your friends to the movies this weekend to watch… anything but Twilight! (Twilight fan or not, look up the parody for the trailer on youtube. It is hilarious.)

    And yeah, I have nothing against Twilight. Except for when people rave about it. That just makes me more and more pissed off.

    Emi-la: I love the “Charlie Bit Me!” video. Agh, still have to see the Unicorn Charlie sequel. πŸ˜‰

  85. haha! that looks like an…interesting book. i’ll definitely have to read it. dunno which side i’m on, but i think right now i’d have to go with unicorns coz zombies are just like “UHHHHHHHHH!!!!” all the time, but then again unicorns are all happy and that’s not really me. so i dunno. i’ll keep u posted.

  86. “Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee, and The Grimm Brothers”

    I forgot a bunch of others too…
    I love Jane Austen and The Grimm Brothers and Harper Lee!!!
    I know Ray Bradbury, but I don’t fancy his works that much – but I agree his works are great literature, just not all my taste…

  87. i am SO far gone right now…hehehe…..okay so at school today this guy asked me out to a movie AND to a party….hehe…..and he’s so nice…hehe….i could tell you everything, but i wont…hehehe…..it was just a REALLY good day today….

  90. Yeah, Julie-wa I do agree with you on Ray Bradbury, but I included him because he made predictions about the future of technology and society in his novel, just like our friend here. I think Fahrenheit 451 would have been a much more interesting read back in the 60’s when it was published. πŸ˜‰

  91. lol i have seen that parody video
    it is so funny I almost fell out of my chair laughing
    and my friend is making me go see the movie(sigh)
    so I will go a annoy all the twi girls lol
    throwing popcorn pushing seats making noise….booing at Edward, cheering for jakob….haha should be fun…welll not if Im the only one doing it though(crap)

  93. I hav a feelin i will luv twilight, cuz iv put off reedin it. last time i put of reedin a book it was uglies, AND I ENDED UP LOVING IT!!!!!

  94. Kristina-la: I don’t know, the movie actually looks good. But there’s no way I’m going opening night. My friends and I actually wanted to go dressed up as zombies, then people would be like “This is a vampire movie!” and we’d be all “Ah, crap!”

    And if the actual movie was like the parody, I would *definitely* watch it. πŸ˜‰

  95. WAHHHHHHHHHHH SO BEHIND!

    What parody movie? I watched something on YouTube called Twilight Trailer Spoof and that was hilarious, but that doesnt sound lyk it …

    Hmmmmmm …
    Booing at Edward?
    Hehehehehe
    SO gotta do that.
    And to Jacob too.
    Take that Shark-Boy!

    My opinion on zombies vs unicorns is they both suck. I mean, zombies, dead and brainless (but make for good movies, note Resident Evil). Unicorns, dead BORING.

  97. Yep, Sonja the spoof was exactly what we were talking about. And how amazing it would be if the whole movie was like that. “Ow! who shut that???” hahaha πŸ˜‰

  98. I love twilight, while I agree that it’s not exactly good literature, it satisfies the romantic in me. Unfortunately, the movie won’t come to my country until mid-December. Also, I feel that the fangirls are currently a bit too rabid right now… (Everybody duck!)

    Saraluna: Love the zombie-unicorn (notice that zombie comes first)

    Audrey-Sensei: I’ve watched the spoof a while back, and it was an Epic Win. Btw, the quote’s from The Quillan Games, by DJ Machale.

  99. I so want to study abroad and be a foreign exchange student. I think that would be SO fun.

    If I would I would want to go somewhere in Europe like Finland or Sweden.

  110. Katy-la just started Uglies. I loaned her my copy. So, technically, she isn’t yet an Uglies fan cuz she hasn’t read them!!!!! >:-(

  116. UGLIES IN LATIN:
    neos-news(littlies)
    feas-girl uglies(boys:feos)
    neobells-new pretties
    paleobells-old pretties(middle pretties)
    paleos-olds(crumblies)
    sisicivis-specials

  120. I understand Trish-la
    Twilight can easily feed a romantic
    I’m a romantic of my own nature… when it comes to books… Like Mr. Darcy<3 David<3 Theodore “Laurie” Laurence <3 Legolas<3
    Those four book characters I grew to love while reading the books, I would marry any one of them… and yes, David, is the Uglies David
    They’re not all extremely gorgeous, except I suppose Legolas is because he’s an elf… but their personalities and such

    Haha, I feel bogus talking about my love for fictional characters
    o well…

  121. Hi, i am new 2 this blog/website

    my name is Ashley-wa and i am on team David! I am currently reading the Specials (luv the whole series)
    I live in Michigan, where it is ALWAYS COLD from October-March!!!

    in my spare time i read, now go on this blog, or go shopping with my BFF Keri-la(she isn’t really into the Uglies):(

    I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE UGLIES SERIES! sometimes people think its annoying, but i can’t help it, I just luv the books so much!!!!!

    GTG, hope 2 talk more whenever
    C U L8er, luv Ashley-wa=)

  124. Hi! I’m in my after school program and im bored to death!!! I wonder what liana-la and katy-la are doing. I shoulda walked home with them. O well.

  125. Ha ha ha. That’s hilarious. I’m totally for zombies all the way!

    And you guys really should check out that link for the Westerboard. At least take a look. It used to be so alive. I’ve been a member for at least 2 years now and it’s really alot of fun. There’s games!!! XD
    It’s kind of died down lately because it hasn’t been advertised all that much (THANK YOU SCOTT!!!) and it got a bit tired since there were no new people coming. We’ve had to restart the board so there’s only about 40 people right now, but we’d like to get it back up to the hundreds we used to have. Please check it out.
    http://www.westerboard.informe.com

  126. I looked at Westerboard, and it looks BOGUS! I mean, when you sign up, it’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too complicated. They want you to tell them to much stuff.

  127. Actually, i just went and signed up. Before when i tried it was on my phone, so maybe then it seemed harder. anyway, now im a member of westerboard! : )

  131. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DAVID SUCKS! GO ZANE! GOOOOOOOOOO ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )

  134. Zombies? Unicorns?

    neither.

    well, maybe zombies

    yeah zombies

    definetly zombies

    go team zombie!

    ~Aryll-wa πŸ˜›

  135. i’d say i’m marginally towards unicorns…
    just because of Charlie the Unicorn. πŸ˜›
    and i did more flash tattoos on my hands with ballpoint pen πŸ™‚
    this guy in history saw me and he said “are you a tribal person or something?” and i thought of where scott got inspiration for the flash tattoos (Maori tribe in New Zealand) and i said “kinda…”

  138. I agree with Julie-wa I think thats why i like it so much…i am a TOTALLLLLLLLLLLLLL romantic:]Have any of ya read Scrambled Eggs at Midnight??By Brad Barkley and Heather Helper.OMG I loved it!!!!!! So Andrey-la have you watched The Charlie the Unicorn squel yet????????

  139. !!!!! On page 76 of Bugus to Bubbly it’s talking about the Sly Girls and it says “And they are rumored to be working on a really big trick.” Could this possibly be hinting at a book from the point of view of one of the Sly Girls?!

  143. THE TEAMS IM ON!
    -Team Zane
    -Team Unibie?
    -Team Switzerland(Twilight)
    -Team Sky/Jack(Blue bloods anyone?)
    i know there is another one…
    hym

    cannibale cheerleaders?

  144. cannibal cheerleaders…very interesting.
    i’m on team david, i don’t think i’m on team anything else…

  145. Oh my god the Banana King! haha. My dad came in the room at the vortex part and was like “Uh, what were you watching?” haha.

    oOBubblesOo: Love your theory! (You hear that scott? Bubbles-chan has an idea!!!! Listen to her!) πŸ˜‰

  146. Cannibal cheerleaders? I rather regenerative-immortal-kickbutt-tazer-wielding cheerleader. ^.^

    oOBubblesOo: Interesting theory. Much potential for another Uglies novel. But right now, I rather a FOURTH MIDNIGHTERS!

    I’m Team David, Team Johnathon (Midnighters), Team Switzerland. (And I ship a few other parings from books that hardly anyone I know reads (Akkarin x Sonea? Bean x Petra? Anyone?))

  147. bleh. i’m sick. this sucks. so totally sucks. why? cuz today was gonna get to do my debate in speech class and now i’m gonna have to wait a whole week. plus my choir teacher wanted her alto recorder back. bleh. yeah. now i’m just gonna turn on the TV and watch stupid TV shows all day. oh joy.

  152. rejeteb means bubbly
    gotarew means bogus
    bodfeter means hovercam
    bodalom means hovercar
    bodan means hoverboard
    me lv wester means SCOTT-LA IS AWESOME

    DARNICLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  156. TAMAJEE IVY IS THE BEST
    SHE IS ALSO VERY SMART
    TAIJAA IS HER BEST FRIEND
    I HOPE SOME DAY I CAN SING LIKE HER
    AND I WANT TO GET POSTERS OF HER
    TAMAJEE IVY ROCKS!

    (She is evil and wants to take over the world!!!!!!)

  157. Hi everybody! Sorry liana-la and katy-la started posting w/o me! I was chatting on AIM. my screen name is westerfeldian101, so become my buddy! I just bcame a member of westerboard. Its not as good as westerblog.

  159. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TAMAJEE TOOK OVER MY COMPUTER!!!!!
    NONE OF THOSE THINGS SHE SAID ARE TRUE!!!!!

    (except the last part)

  163. Liana-la is lying about her website.
    Actually, susicivis means extras, propri is specials, and avari is rusties.

  167. Wow i don’t know HOW i miss sooooo much…like yeasterday when i checked it there was only 135 coments and now theres..167..wow.

  168. My social studies essay is officially twice as long as it’s supposed to be!!!! I didn’t know that I had so much to say about metaphorical mosaics and melting pots. Well, then again, it is a metaphor and I can get a little bit ranty about those…lol….I hope my teacher doesn’t mind….

  173. Just at whole testament to the whole “Twilight is terrible and I hate it with a burning, firey passion.” mindset:

    http://www.mediablvd.com/magazine/the_news/celebrity/twilight's_author_and_director_talk_about_bringing_the_film_to_life_200809171287.html

    “For me, it was a very natural thing to write from the human female’s perspective because I wasn’t thinking about what I was doing. I wasn’t thinking.”

    Before it gets started: Yes, there is such a thing as stream of consciousness writing; but that’s what EDITING is for.

  184. we have this conversation every day at 12:00. DOES ANY1 HATE US 4 DOING SO????????????????????????????????

  188. Zombies all the way!!! Yeah. This is pretty much like the Zane vs. David thread. Unicorns=David. Zombies=Zane. Woo-hoo!!!

  189. ok so i got twilight yesterday from my physical therapist. at first i thought she was just letting me borrow it so i said i’d have it done by my next session, but then she’s like “oh u can keep it or pass it on” and i like “really? i can keep it?” and she like “yea it’s for you being so good at ur exercises” (coz i mean i’ve been doing a good job.) sooo i started reading it there at my appointment and it’s ok so far. i’m not that far coz of homework and stuff. i would say screw it, but i need to keep my grades up. but even though i haven’t read the book yet i’m going to see the movie tonight. i heard it was good but the book was much better (but then again books usually are). so i’ll just have to see about that.
    the weird thing about Twilight being out now is that in science we are learning about the moon. so words come up like New Moon and Eclipse. and i’m just like…wow…great timing or wat? but there’s something even weirder that i learned in science. Do u know how many degrees the moon moves everyday??? i’ll give u a hint: this number would totally protect u from darklings. i think u all know where i’m going with this but if u don’t either u haven’t read the book or u just don’t remember. i am of course talking about the number 13!!!!! 13!!!! couldn’t believe it when my science teacher told us and i was thinking “Coincidence or not??” so everyday the moon moves 13 degrees farther in its revolution. huh, i actually learned something today at school…well everything happens at least once in a Blue Moon (hahaha…that was a really unecessary pun. SORRY!)

    ok so in GREEN DAY news:
    they’ll be featured in the AP (Alternative Press) magazine coming out on December 9. the article will be about how their new album is one of the most anticipated in 2009 (well DUH!!!) and on the cover he looks hot (once again DUH!!)
    no news on the tour yet. i am sooooo excited it’s not even funny!!!
    and if ur thinking about wat u want for Christmas (or watever version of Christmas u celebrate) u can check out their store on their website which my name is a link to. so check it out. there’s something for everyone.

    ahhhh!! i almost forgot IT SNOWED TODAY!!! of course it wasn’t enough to get off school, but it was enough to get our playoff game cancelled!! it’s one of the biggest games EVER!!!! my team is 11-0!!! best season ever!!!! (i’m talking about my school’s football team if u didn’t catch that) seriously it will be amazing (tomorrow at noon now instead of tonight at seven) everyone was soooo pisse when the time got changed. it was apparently cancelled due to electrical problems…watever. whoever wins this game goes to states (duh the MASH WILDCATS ARE GOING TO WIN!!!!) WOO HOO!!

    GREEN DAY WORLD TOUR 2009!!!
    TO know u is to hate u,
    So loving u must be like suicide.
    Well i dont mind if u dont mind,
    Well i am not the one that’s gonna die.
    I guess i just can’t listen to this one sided conversation again.
    Coz i don’t care if i don’t care.
    Well no one ever said that life was fair.

  190. In response to anyone THINKING about the Twilight movie, all i can say is that i refuse to see it and wanted to skip school today and protest it, but my friends wouldn’t come with me and so i didn’t get to protest it so yeah. which basically meant that i yelled at random people all day at school giving them my “movie rant”. in case you haven’t heard it, here it is:
    WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MOVIE PEOPLE THESE DAYS? CAN THEN NEVER COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA FOR ONCE IN THEIR STUPID LIVES???? ALL MOVIES THESE DAYS ARE EITHER BASED ON BOOKS OR THEY’RE REALLY STUPID SEQUELS. CAN YOU BELIVE THAT????? BOOKS SHOULD NEVER BE MADE INTO MOVIES BECAUSE IT COMPLETELY WRECKS IT AND IT DOESN’T LET YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!! WHY DON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WE CAN IMAGINE THINGS THE WAY THAT WE WANT TO INSTEAD OF HAVING THE MEDIA TURN OUR THOUGHTS TO THEIRS WITH IMAGES THAT DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER? PLUS, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT I DO NOT EVER WANT TO SEE AN EDWARD ACTION FIGURE? CUZ THAT IS SICK AND WRONGE, PEOPLES, SICK AND WRONGE. ALSO, THEY TURN PERFECTLY GOOD BOOKS INTO A MONEY-MAKING PLAN WITH ALL THEIR ADVERTISMENTS AND OVER-PRICED POPCORN AND MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS AND ALL THAT CRAP. AND SO NOW EVERY STINKING TEENAGE GIRL IS PROBABLY GONNA WANT AN EDWARD CULLEN POSTER TO PUT ON THEIR WALL AND YA KNOW WHAT???? THAT IS STUPID. WHO THE HECK COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS? WHY DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK HAVE TO TURN INTO SOMETHING TO EVIL AND IDIOTIC???? AND DID YOU EVEN SEE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES???? THEY LEFT OUT ALL THE BEST PARTS!!!!!!

    (I’m just gonna stop there cuz if i don’t stop now i never will.)
    So I basically went on and on like that all lunch hour and my friends threatened to tie me up because I was at the point where I was walking up to random strangers telling them that the Twilight movie shall seriously and utterly suck. So yeah. Just thought you ought to hear the intro to my rant.

  192. btw, anyone who decide to join team canible chearleeders is a genious, because CANIBLE CHEARLEEDERS R AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!!!

    but i hav 2 admit regenerative- immortal-kickbutt- tazer wielding chearleeders sound pretty kool 2…

  194. OMG!Andrea-la I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IVE NOTICED THAT ALOTTA BOOKS R MOVIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and its cause stupid un creative ppl who cant think(like u said) of a good idea themselves

    i guess w/out authors it wouldnt be just me who’d die\

    but,yeah, i think its funny u sdaid that cause ive been think about that lately

  195. If you guys want an original movie, go demand that your local theatres get Repo! The Genetic Opera. You will NOT be disappointed!

    Admittedly, bad books make better movies; Legally Blonde comes into mind as an example. Good books just don’t transfer to the screen as well because they’re never as good in film as they are in your mind. Your brain is the best director/choreographer, and it’s nigh impossible to get everything you see in your mind’s eye in physical form. There’s a saying in the dance world that if you get 60% of what you want, you’ve done well, and I believe that it applies to all forms of visual media.

  196. nice….yeah, some books didn’t get that messed up….but still, why the heck can’t those movie people get their own ideas? are they for real like that stupid?

  197. ya so far we have this year:

    Harry Potter(success in my mind for the most part)
    Twilight(unsuccessful)
    Marley and me(coming soon)
    and The Tale of Desperaux(coming soon)

    it is so ridiculous cause 99% of the time they are complete crap
    except Harry Potter(not counting #5)

  200. i personally think the unicorns are best.
    cause they are prettier.
    and they have an awsome horn sticking randomly out of their heads.
    i mean come on?
    you doesnt want a random horn sticking out of their heads?
    like they’re like oooo im so pretty.and so you want to go touch em.
    then WHAM!
    they kill you by sticking you with their random horn.
    no joke.

  201. Wow, Faith-la. Who would ever want to be YOUR friend.
    Obviously Zombies are better. Who wouldn’t want to be undead?

  202. uhhh.
    i am un-dead.
    you would want to be ugly and uninviting?
    i mean your arms could break off from being so old.
    and no one wants to be around you.
    and zombies are only in existance for necrophiliac’s.
    [that means alive people like to sleep with dead people]
    but unicorns are so inviting.
    youd just want to be with them.
    and youd never know your about to be horned to death.
    i would rather on my death certificate say
    Cause of death: Horned by a Unicorn
    than
    Cause of death: Zombie at head then tore body apart.
    yeah.

  203. O..m…westerfeldism.

    Horned by a Unicorn? (Dies of laughter..good thing I’ma zombie..and the undead!)

    But when you’re a Zombie you’re also like a vampire, and human brain good

  204. see i can make you die!
    and no vampires are “easy on the eyes”
    zombies are ewwwy and gross.
    vampires never died, they just are extra-non-human.
    zombies died and somehow came back.
    plus they are cannibals.
    which is disgusting.
    i mean canabalism IS frowned apon on many societies.
    there ARE reasons for that you know.

  205. Cannibalism good. Eat people yum.

    I’m un-dead so you CAN’T make me die AND When you can live forever, what do you live for?

    (cannibalism of course!)

  206. “But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”

    (oh snap.)

  207. no.
    gross.
    i know people are idiots but i would never EAT one.
    i would be afraid i’d catch thier idiocity.

    and if you weren’t un-dead*cough*i choke on your lies*cough* you would be dead.

    and no!
    zombies are naturally on this earth so necro’s don’t feel alone and zombies feel wanted.

    it’s the natural order of things.
    duh.

  209. they are bad it’s just uni-corns are better.
    i mean i would rather face a zombie than a uni-corn.
    cause the zombie is slow and i could stick it in th heart.
    but uni-corns are fast and furious.
    so therefore uni-corns are better.

    (*coughhewantsyoucough*)

  210. (*cougheverybodydoescough*)

    With unicorns all you have to do is get a tranquilizer dart and stick them with it. There are several ways to do this. One of which is described in Specials.

  211. (*coughgoodjokecough*)
    uhm…
    not if they are evil.
    youd be dead by that time.
    cause like i said.
    they’ll lure you in with thier amazing-ness.
    and BAM!
    not expecting that huh?
    didn’t think so.
    yeah and you can never tell the bad uni’s from the good.
    ALL zombies are bad.

  212. Well, if i’m a zombie I won’t be able to see their amazingness.
    Oooh my horoscope said (*coughgosuckitfaithcough*)

  214. doesnt matter.
    youd want to eat it so youd go over.
    and before you knew it you’re horned.
    and nates not gonna help.
    he probably as much a creeper as you.
    (*coughdontbejealouscough*)

  215. (*coughnotacreeperjustjasonisandit’snotmyfaultweallmakemistakesLIKEYOMAMA!!*)
    and zombies only eat humans.

  216. omg, if you don’t agree that zombies are better, then you’re obviously just jealous and are forced to worship you stupid little unicorns because we won’t let you join us!

  218. (*coughdontdenyyourtrueidentityitsnotfaircough*)

    and what if they are in the middle of no where with nothing to eat but uni’s?
    i would say they’d eat one.
    or try at least.
    or maybe it’s a vegiterian.
    ever think of that?
    i think NOT!

  222. What?
    lost how?
    ABout the zane thing? Just ignore it and stay AWAY from spoiler zones.
    and nevermind the number dood man we like just randomly do things here.
    Thats what Westerfeldism is about.
    (Westerfeldism is a religion)(now)

  223. oh and nate-wa:
    zombies are icky.
    (like your face, but lets not get into that)
    and why would i be jeslous of ANYTHING like that?
    uni-corns live long enough.
    who wants to live forever looking/smelling like a zombie?
    fer real.

  224. oh, wait…nvm…what if there just so happens to be a vegetarian restaurant/nounicornsallowedbecausethey arestupid,pointless,weak,andjealousofzombies café in this “middle of nowhere?”

  225. omg, faith-laa, have you seen I Am Legend? (no racial comments, puh-lease) not all zombies are decomposing robots that can only do what their basic instincts of survival tell them to do. they have brains, they can be powerful!

  226. and come on.
    i am legend they arent zombies you idiot.
    they’re more vampires than anything.
    duh!
    everyone who has a BRAIN knows that.
    you should look into it.

  229. actually, i fail to see how they ARENT zombies. just because your dissalusioned into thinking that they were vampires just because they had a major allergy to sunlight considering the mutation in the virus that infected 99.99% of the nation!

  230. and why would there be a zombie cafe anywhere?
    and if there was i guess he’d go there.
    common sense.
    i thought egyptions were supposed to be smart.

  231. man my computer sucks. Internet. gah. and uhhh..h…ohkay
    and the creatures in I am Legend (which nate-la stared in) were ZOMBIES because they ate the whole being not just the blood.

  233. Oh, I’d like to point out that Faith-la, Nate-wa and myself are all friends. So like, we’re not being malicious(completely)

  234. but they never DIED!
    zombies dont have blood er whatever.
    they dont need thier organs.
    but the VAMPIRES need that junk.

  235. my internet sucks too. but yeah, i did star in I am Legend, so i think i would know. and faith-laa, im not sure who you were talking about being in the middle of nowhere…and my mom agrees that unicorns SUCK…its a long story

  236. And the I am legend thing isn’t what we REALLY should be discussing, just the basic things about zombies. because as we know the aliens came down and scrambled our brains so that way there we wouldn’t be able to pick out the zombies/vampires/specials/faires easily.

  237. and any one who didn’t cooperate got beamed up and then eaten by zombies, while all the unicorns were locked up in cages because they can’t wash themselves.

  238. you really need to look up zombies more before you start to diss them faith. the only good thing about unicorns is that they are not as awesome as zombies.

  239. and i know.
    nates a creeper,
    just like yourself,
    who obsesses over things like world domination and all that junk.
    and obsses over books and things only creepers obsses about.

  240. didnt you know? zombies were created by god so that there would be something so we could ask ourselves “what would a unicorn do” and then do the opposite

  241. Good night and a due.
    I’m right.
    Faith’s wrong.
    It’s just the way the universe works.
    (Like the fact that Scott-la is an alien who escaped the evil wrath of the zombies and told us about the future through many great books. There are several versions of the future ’cause the aliens/zombies keep going back in time and messing around. Stupid aliens/zombies)
    Deal with it.

  242. (good one nate)
    (and faith, you just dissed like ALL the people who comment on here. Including yourself. So all of your statements for unicorns are now void.)

  243. conformists.
    unicorns are awsome.
    you can:
    ride them.
    pet them.
    brush them.
    kill with them.
    play with them.
    love them.
    use them for world domintion.
    show them off to others.
    take the to school.
    you know the usual.
    not zombies.

  245. well we’re not talking about monkey zombies no are we?
    and now im going because im right and your an idiot.
    and sadly i have to see you at school.
    i get enough of your annoying-ness there.

  247. dude, are u kiding me, zombies are so much better then unicorns.Zombies end up takeing over the world, and killing everyone in sight. What do unicorns do?!?!?! Zombies are dead cannibals that start attacking you if they see you. Then if their the ones from Dawn of the dead, they run. WTF dude, that is flipping scary. IDK, go read the Zombie survival guide, and World War Z, u will learn a lot more. And how messed up they actually are. but yeah what does a unicorn actually do. just prounce around with thier lil horn. and eat hay all day. wow. scary. a zombie is decaying and it eats flesh!?!?! u tell me which is scarier

  248. whatever zack-LA.
    its not about whos SCARIER.
    its about whos BETTER.
    and i think evil uni-corns are bagillions times better.
    i mean good uni-corns are good.
    but they searve no purpose.
    but they are pretty.
    and i dont know what your guyses obsession about zombies is about.
    but like i said.
    who wants to be around a decaying gross smelly ewwy zombie?
    not me.

  249. Uni-corns are the buuilding blocks of fun, they represent magic and the ability to believe in the impossible (the good imposible) unlike Zombies because zombies are just a way for the government to make us be fearful and keep us in line. SO Uni corn are freaking amazing zombies look like decomposed retards ( or decomposed nates) and they are all like MAAAA and if you hit them hard enough there head fall off. AND they can talk or use mind control or read minds or any of the things like uni-corns can do. yea. AND zombies are only seen on halloween but unicorns are subliminally messaged in to our brains by big corporations that are the good kind and not the ones that want to take over the world!!!!
    PLUS nate-wa liking zombies doesn’t make sense since ur a veg.
    ~~~Nate-wa:Vegetarian
    ~~~~Zombies:Carnivore
    So obviously nate-wa should be against zombies….just like hes against me for being a carnivore,….but other then that Jay-wa is just crazy and Zack Attack is stupid because he took my nick name for him (which is Zack Attack) and Faith la and I are freaking amazing so thats why Unicorns are way better and always will be….

  250. Well, for those of us that WANT to rule the world and make the government into Prettism, then zombies are good for keeping miscreants in line.

    Personally, I want a hoverboard not some horse with a horn.

  251. I HOPE YOU FALLL OFF UR HOVERBOARD. Uni corns are amazinger because the are resistant to that nano goo stuff

  254. SPEAK THE TRUTH!
    kait-wa said it all.
    i forget nate-wa is a veginator.
    he wont even eat fries! *gasp*
    scary i know.
    and jay-wa you are a little crazy.
    kait-wa is totally in her right mind.
    TEAM UNI-CORNS!

    [i love how we have a snow day and this is how we spend it]

  256. HOW DO U KNOW THERE IS NO CASE OF UNICORNS VS. NANO GOO
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  258. This is all snow days are good for. [and for going into the woods and pretending its Narnia] but seriously no. Wrong faith-la wrong. WRONG. I’ma have my special eat your brain.

  259. Maybe there is a case for nano goo because it was made during the Rusty era (our era) and so therefore it could be a case, but it’s just in the future and Scott-la knows about it because ItÒ€ℒs just the way the universe works.
    (Like the fact that Scott-la is an alien who escaped the evil wrath of the zombies and told us about the future through many great books. There are several versions of the future Ò€ℒcause the aliens/zombies keep going back in time and messing around. Stupid aliens/zombies)

    from an earlier post.

  263. PPPPPPP
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    My Unicorn is going to attack you!!

  269. People who like zombies have insecurities and they just talk crap because it makes them feel better. They are afraid to admit they like unicorns b/c they think it makes them look silly when in fact zombies are pathetic. They look like poop. enough said

  270. wow, this stuff is getting weird, ok theirs about 2.5 billion people in the world(thanks china) if u turn them all into zombies, u got like 2.5 billion zombies, how many unicorns are their, u dont know. because their magical and mystical and no one ever finds them and when ur watching a movie they only find one unicorn, never ten, never one hundred, never one thousand, just one lil unicorn(always white for some reason, weird) ok, one unicorn against 2.5 billion zombies, who u think is going to win. plus ok, zombies make a better movie, they make a better game, they make a better book( trust me, i know). who wants to play a video game about a unicorn”omg, u just ran, omg i just jumped over something, omg i just used my horn to scratch taht hard to scratch spot”, when u can be playing a game where u killing millions of zombies, plus who would go out to see a movie about a unicorn, lil 5 year old girls, tahts all, who would go out to see a movie about zombies( like dawn of the dead, shaun of the dead, night of living dead, return of the living dead 1 to 7, land of the dead, diary of the dead, slither and so many others) lots and lots of people. Oh heres another thign, how many unicorn movies are thier. NONE. thats saying something u know, the general population do not like unicorn, their lil kid things, get wit the tiems
    =D

  272. i was talking about kait-wa’s thing.
    and uni-corns would make an AMAZING video game.
    slicing people in half.
    id play.

  273. Umm if there is only one unicorn that says that there only needs to be 1. Because they HAVE A BRAIN. and not magggots in their head.
    And only guys, girls trying to impress guys, and pedi files go to zombie movies. so get real zack attack, get real

  274. Ò€omg, u just ran, omg i just jumped over something, omg i just used my horn to scratch taht hard to scratch spotÒ€,

    ahhhhh.

  276. Zombies are also the down fall of society because they tell anyone who sees comercials of stuff like that that its ok to kill random people. and it isnt. ALSO i would like it if i didnt throw up every time i look at a zombie (if i ever saw one in reall life)

  278. Zombie movies are so pointless too, they are like”OMg i just moaned, OMG i just hit someone, OMG i just killed someone, OMG my head just fell off.”

  280. Well, if the world becomes over populated, would you rather die in a horrible burning/drowning death or have random people you don’t know get eaten by zombies?

  283. burning/drowing because i can swim and i kno enough how to stay away from fire where if there were zombies theyd probably git me (or try to unttil i hit their heads off)

  285. i was saying the zombie movie thing from a zombies point of view. RUnning and screaming isnt interesting anyone can run and scream

  286. I mean like because of global warming. Duh. Get rid of people that cause the pollution by having zombies eat them is pretty good solution. AND if some one tries to charge zombies with murder, the zombies will just be like “Attorney good. mmmm” so yeah.

  287. Maybe u should say global warming and not assume burning/drowning is really that clear to mean global warming

  293. dude really the only way to kill zombies is wit shooting them in the head
    or damaging their head
    so like u can nuke them
    adn some will still survive
    because thier head is still intact
    O.o
    i wouldnt want to mess wit taht
    a unicorn
    well
    if they go to fast
    they could break their legs
    and we all know wat happens if a horse breaks its legs
    shootgun
    oh baby
    how fun
    so ok if u break the unicorns leg
    it is useless
    if u ever watch a zombie movie
    theirs zombies wit their legs missing
    but thier still crawling to kill you
    dude
    crazy
    but yeah no a zombie is still a human, just undead
    and we all know how the human civilzation is doing
    we are still going
    wont be much longer, but still going
    look at the horse civilzation
    oh hot damn
    pretty productive
    im pretty sure( since zombies are still humans) that zombies are so much better
    because for the last thousand years, we have made a amazing increase in just about everything
    population
    intellgence(that may be going down)
    and idk, just so much more stuff
    look wat horses(unicorns) have done
    oh, i ate a apple
    oh, i ran
    oh, im stuck in a like gated feild =[
    so sad
    zombies are just so much better
    cause zombies can live for thousands of years after it is turned(thank you zombie survival guide) with out eating
    how long can a unicorn go without eating
    ??
    =D

  295. I think that everyone knows that this is pointless because VAMPIRES are always gonna defeat any mythical creature.

  297. Zombie Zeitgeist Redux

    Published by scott under Zombies

    Over at Inside a Dog, YA writer Maureen Johnson has just extended and expanded her Insert a Zombie, Win a Prize contest.

    The basic concept is that any scene in any book would be better with a zombie, a truth universally acknowledged among certain of us genre fans. (Scroll down to the blue text in this post for MaureenÒ€ℒs own example, featuring a zombie in Pride and Prejudice.) To enter the contest, just take a scene from any book and add a zombie to it.

    For the contestÒ€ℒs new and improved iteration, celebrity judges Meg Cabot, John Green, E. Lockhart, and Justine Larbalestier will choose the winning entry!

    HereÒ€ℒs my entry, though I probably wonÒ€ℒt win, given that IÒ€ℒm married to one of the judges.

    Charles DickensÒ€ℒ A Tale of Two Zombies.

    It was the best of apocalypses, it was the worst of apocalypses. It was an age of brain eating, it was an age of shotguns. It was the epoch of damaging the head, or of removing it from the body. It was the season of light infantry weapons, it was the season of dark pursuits through abandoned sewers. We had everything at the local mall before us, but there were too many zombies in the way. In short, the period was so far like the present periodÒ€”except for, you know, all the frickinÒ€ℒ zombies.

    Oh dayyng.

    intelligence(that may be going down)

  299. Vampires ARE better. But everyone knows that, so it’s not an epic battle. (I’m going to some how make this unicorn vs zombies a bill in Debate)

  302. haha idk

    zombies are just so much better
    play dead rising
    or left 4 dead
    lets face it, more people will like zombies then unicorns

    zombies have a bigger media base
    and more people loving it
    and idk

    wat are u going to do when a zombie invasion really does happen
    pray for ur unicorns

    do unicorns even have a power?

    and dude
    kate
    ouch
    low blow
    im not a necro
    taht hurt

  303. what is up wit the necro stuff

    i should of never told u wat taht meant

    things would be so much better
    =D

  304. Low blow.
    And uhh, Kait-wa, you’re friends with (3) necros in that case. And no. I’m more for the human type thanks. πŸ˜‰

  311. omg im so sorry, do you guys like to be called something other then just necrophilliac? (jk zack-attack, jk)

  313. yeah ik
    but yeah yeah

    ok so zombies are in a catagory of UN-dead( like jay wa mentioned)

    but ok thier a bunch of branches their
    like vampires
    mummies
    werewolves
    skeletons
    frankenstin thineis
    whitches
    warlocks
    and a bunch of others

    wat do unicorns have
    a donky
    a horse
    a pegasuse

    not to scary, or good

  317. If the only thing wrong about unicorns is where they come from u need to get over that. You should except anyone, mythical or not even if they are difffrent. Because in america everything is equal…i mean except for the amount of stupidity u guys have, its just like over excelling

  319. Pfft. It’s not just us. Or us at all.
    Didn’t go to school today, but the stupidity still resounds there.

  322. its just a simple fact of life that unicorns represent good.
    meaning they could really be bad and no one knows!
    because they are so magical.
    but who ever heard of a good zombie?

  323. well no b/c if i would a died ur hair (like i will in about a few weeks) you would b a pink head and no wanna b about it

  333. wow, u guys like doubled the comments on here from before…wanna know why? its because zombies are better. thats just how it works

  337. im pretty sure that scott westerfeld just made up this argument so he could watch people fight amongst each other.

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  341. No, man like seriously there are like so many arguments about zombies vs unicorns and david vs zane so yeah it’s just how it is.

    ps

    Zombies Win!! (80 Xs whatever kait-wa says!)

  344. qualaties of a chicken like unicorns.
    but apathy edge think zombie unicorns would be kick.
    but i agree with apathy edge.
    but i would rather have unicorn over a zombie.
    [oh and those are both bands…qaulaties of a chicken is a teaser band]

  345. TEAM ZOMBIE!

    Nerdfighter for life!

    I am not sure but I believe the zombie vs unicorns originated via John and Hank Green (see vlogbrothers on youtube)

    DFTBA

  346. Okay, I know how we can fix this whole problem.

    ZOMBIE-UNICORNS!

    Obviously.

    They would be amazing.

    Oh…and if you happen to see he comment about zombies not having brains…go read Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide. They kind of require brains to be zombies…

  347. The only way a unicorn could win is if it happened to be lucky enough to impale the zombie between the eyes, attacking the source of the virus and thereby destroying the creature. I doubt it would know how to do that.

    However, zombies don’t eat animal meat if they can help it. Nobody really wins.

    And don’t argue unicorns just because you’re girls and they’re “pretty and magical.” Unicorns are she-woman man-haters! >=O

    Zombies can be magical tooooooo.
    (Necromancy)

  351. Okay, Unicorns can’t do diddly-squat. You know why?

    Because they don’t kill, they are a symbol for purity and innocence…they really can’t do anything but…be there…being good…and…sparkling….like GHEY MEYER-PIRES.

    Zombies, however, cause apocalypses, and eat people, and people have an inherent fear of BEING EATEN ALIVE, and aren’t scared of unicorns…because unicorns can’t do anything to them, because of said reasons of being pure and innocent.

    Now, tell me which ones are more interesting?

  353. TEAM UNICORN!!!!

    Zombies can’t kill unicorns, but unicorns can kill zombies, since only a virgin descendent of Alexander the great can kill unicorns. I don’t think zombies fit that description…..

    As for unicorns running away from zombies, please have any of you zombe fans seen a karkadann??

  356. i’m getting tired of hearing unicorn wins cause they have magic crap even an army could kill a unicorn in one second zombies can infect the world in weeks watch return of the living dead and you see why zombies are better

  357. Zombies.

    Can unicorns inspire terror? I think not. Are they implacably irrational and savagely hungry for human life? You think so? Throw them the little girls!

    If in any doubt refer to Poppy Z Brite’s Calcutta, Lord of Nerves short story, one of her best pieces of writing in truly chilling Poe tradition.

    No, not about the unicorn loving girls Γ’β‚¬β€œ toss ’em!

  358. zombies will die they will get stabed like1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00000 times timessssssssz so i win

  359. Team Unicorn all the way! Zombies are much too…slow, dead, sad, miserable, pitiful…must I go on? Unicorns have kick-butt horn that can cure diseases you will most likely get from zombies. And they’re just magical, while zombies are just death.

  360. Thanks. Piquant article! Hope to get more info on this from you. Such a cool article. Thank you for the time you put into this. You’re a pretty good writer & vulgarizer.

  361. That’s crazy. But I’m up to it. Never have I heard if such a combination before. Now I need to look for the book. I hope our local bookshop has it already.

    Oh yeah, TEAM ZOMBIE for the win!

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