In case you haven’t been following the zombie-versus-unicorn thread on the internets, it has come to a mighty climax with the announcement of:
The Zombie Versus Unicorn Anthology! A collection of zombie and unicorn short stories to settle the issue for good, co-edited by Justine Larbalestier (aka, my Justine) and the fabulous Holly Black.
Justine is, of course, the head of Team Zombie, and Holly is the head of Team Unicorn.
Here’s Justine’s announcement of it, and here’s Holly’s.
Stay tuned for an amusing video on this subject.
But first, some appearance news: Justine and I will be in Austin, Texas this Wednesday night, at the awesome bookstore known as BookPeople.
Wednesday, Nov 19
7:30 PM
BookPeople
603 N. Lamar
Austin, TX 78703
512-472-5050
800-853-9757
Click here for more.
And the next night, Justine will be appearing at a Barnes & Noble in San Antonio.
Thursday, November 20
7:00PM
Barnes & Noble
Northwoods Shopping Center
18030 HWY 281NSuite #140
San Antonio, TX 78232
210-490-0411
Hope to see you there!
And now, a short video from Lauren Myracle, she of the Scare-a-thon and (sadly) a member of Team Unicorn.
Let the battle continue!
Update
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November 18th, 2008 10:03
hahaha…coolio!!!! wait a tick…is this first post? coolio…
November 18th, 2008 10:09
lol! 2nd comment!
November 18th, 2008 10:28
zombies all the way baby! hehe.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
November 18th, 2008 10:30
zombies
unicors are just… idk not kool
November 18th, 2008 10:41
your not kool!
hehe. just kidding… kindof… not…
hey i got third comment!
i vote TEAM ZOMBIE partly because… zombies are fawesome and will one day rule the world. but also cuz i love MJ-la and Justine-la and therefore kinda have to support them. hehe.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
November 18th, 2008 11:04
OMG YES! GO TEAM UNICORN!
November 18th, 2008 11:43
Wow! It’s my earliest comment! Team Unicorn!!!
November 18th, 2008 11:48
kool 8
November 18th, 2008 11:48
I care about nothing except Twilight right now…
November 18th, 2008 11:49
My earliest comment woo hoo
November 18th, 2008 11:49
I am so unbelivably excited for this anthology, it is difficult to articulate. Which is to say YAYYYYY THIS IS AWESOME.
November 18th, 2008 11:49
Zombies rule. And in a confrontation between a swarm of zombies and the only unicorn, it’s obvious whose intestinal organs are going to be smeared all over the pavement. The choice is clear.
November 18th, 2008 11:51
I am so team zombie
November 18th, 2008 12:42
u no what i think would make for the coolest fiction ever? Zombie unicorns!!! Im a genius!!! Unicorns come back from the dead! I know unicorns represent eternal life, but if they were some certain kind that could die under certain circumstances. And then they could form a secret league that would try to take down mankind. Omg, im going to NaNonWriMo right now!!! : )
November 18th, 2008 12:51
I must say that unicorns are better to the power of infinity. I mean really what exactly can zombies even do? Bite you? If they can even catch up to you since they are so slow that is. If it came to a battle the unicorns would win. The’re faster, nimbler, have stong hoofs and pointy horns. The zombies are slow, dim witted, and probably not that stong since they’re mostlydecayed matter.
I should probably go hide now before all the zombie fans come after me shouldn’t I?
November 18th, 2008 13:14
Sorry, but unicorns would totally win against zombies.
Unicorns have a nice shiny horn on their head that comes in handy when impaling. Also, have you ever been kicked by the hind legs of a horse? Probably not, or you would most likely be paralyzed or dead.
And, dude, zombies? Like, the undead who sulk around chasing humans at a walking pace, because they can never go any faster? And, um, aren’t they, like, half-decomposed? If they ever managed to catch a unicorn–which they wouldn’t, since unicorns can gallop swiftly away from the zombies’ threatening…walk–their arms would break off when they tried to grab it. Of course, then the unicorn would have a half-decomposed arm attached to its leg, but…
I can’t wait for that anthology.
November 18th, 2008 13:31
TEAM UNICORN!
srsly, zombies stink (in the literal and figurative sense). i mean–hello? zombies are dead, decayed, decomposed, smelly, and bogus. unicorns? quick, magical, shiny, strong, and awesome. i mean…is there supposed to be a question as to who’s better? is there? i thought not.
sry, scott-la, but…i won’t back you up on that one.
i finished eclipse, and i CAN’T WAIT TO GET TO READ BREAKING DAWN! i ordered it from the liberry, and it’s in transit, but it could take FOREVER!
well, i’m gonna go see the twilight movie, but i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope they don’t mess it up cause…well…i really wouldn’t want to have to kill them. they may be good people…way way way way way way way way way way way deep down.
on the other hand, if the movie rocks…they i’ll have to hunt them down just to give them a high five…or a hug, depending on HOW good it is…or maybe i should refrain from doing so, as some people may not appreciate some total stranger going up and hugging them…so therefore would it be wrong to give them a hug, as they may be uncomfortable?!
y’know, i’m WAAAY overthinking this. i’ll just hope that it’s good, cauze then i won’t be obligated to…go to drastic measures.
November 18th, 2008 13:35
okay this is all very cool but may i suggest that you come to new england???
November 18th, 2008 13:41
Oh yeah! Team Zombie!
November 18th, 2008 13:44
im gonna say unicorns would own zombies but smileys would own unicorns
November 18th, 2008 13:44
hahaha. Zombies are better by far XP
Unicorns just seem too….. Girly for my taste.
Zombies are kick-ass gores galore creatures! They scare unicorns away with they’re mighty awsomeness =D
November 18th, 2008 13:46
Okay this may seem a bit off topic but really it is on topic…sorta…
So what really bothers me is that Twilight is coming out friday. It was supposed to be coming out Dec 12, now while it’s all good and well that it’s coming out sooner the only reason it is is because Harry Potter got delayed. That really really ticks me off. It would have been ready on time, WB just decided to delay it until JULY because they thought it would do better with a summer release. Do you really think that the largest grossing movie franchise in history will really do better just because of when it comes out? Do you? I think not. So now instead of only having to wait 3 days, we have to wait for 241 days!!!! That’s not right!!
Anyways, that was my little tangent….
Oh and how it was on topic was
1) There are unicorns in Harry Potter
2) Vampires are “undead” just like zombies, however they are a million times better than zombies.
Yeah, there’s more ways it relates but I’m just going to stop rambling now….
November 18th, 2008 13:54
TEAM UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!
Love the video!
ohh… and may I now pronounce Edward and Bella Gary and Mary Stu >.<
can’t… stand… Twilight!
nothing against the author… just against sparkly vampires
November 18th, 2008 14:04
Julie-wa: I totally agree. I hope the directors DO mess up the movie and make it different from the book. Then, either a) it will be 10x better or b) all the little Twilight fans will mope around and get over this lame fad
November 18th, 2008 14:04
TEAM ZOMBIE
Julie-wa i know how you feel about twilight blah
November 18th, 2008 14:06
what’s wrong with sparkly vampires?
let me ask you again:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPARKLY VAMPIRES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
if u think that twilight is not good, fine. just KEEP IT TO URSELF!
plus, you have no taste for good literature. which goes w/o saying. (aside from scott-la’s books, of course)
November 18th, 2008 14:07
shoot my sister went on–didn’t change the name!
so let me say that again:
TWILIGHT ROX!
what’s wrong with sparkly vampires?
let me ask you again:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPARKLY VAMPIRES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
if u think that twilight is not good, fine. just KEEP IT TO URSELF!
plus, you have no taste for good literature. which goes w/o saying. (aside from scott-la’s books, of course)
November 18th, 2008 14:09
AND IT IS NOT A LAME FAD IT IS A GOOD BOOK!
y’know, i’m gonna go into the other room b/c i’m about to scream and rant for three hours straight, then go to bed, then continue ranting in my sleep.
U EVIL PEOPLE!
November 18th, 2008 14:11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* Twilight…. Good literature? I’m dying… That’s fin if you like it. Maybe you should keep *that* to yourself. Hm?
In all fairness, the books *were* addicting (well, up to the third, then I got tired of the same plot line that never changed). Good literature? Definitely not
November 18th, 2008 14:13
Uh, I should probably leave the room too before I get mauled by vicious and psychotic 12-year-olds
November 18th, 2008 14:14
ok so today in civics we were reading about these politcians from the 1600′s and one of them wrote a book called leviathian and when i saw that i like gasped and jump out of my chair ….i got yelled at and people gave me weird faces..but i was happy:)
November 18th, 2008 14:18
Thomas Hobbes, was it? I think we read about him too
November 18th, 2008 14:20
UGGGGGG I thought we already went over this!!! TWILIGHT ROCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! End of IT!!!!!!!
November 18th, 2008 14:21
In history today, we talked about the Maori people of New Zealand and how they ate sweet potatos and all I was thinking was “FLASH TATTOOS!”
Nooo, not another twilight argument!! *hides*
as for the zombies vs. unicorns…don’t know.
and i drew a flash-tattoo-looking thing on my hand today. It took until 5:30 for anybody to notice it, which is sad cause it’s BRIGHT BLUE!!
November 18th, 2008 14:22
you’re right (not about the Twilight rocking, but that’s not my point). I’m kind of done talking about it. It’s like getting people to change their political beliefs; it’s not going to happen. Now, how ’bout them Unicorns and Zombies, eh?
November 18th, 2008 14:23
I wish I could make flash tattoos. Especially if they were actually flashy. That would be really cool.
November 18th, 2008 14:27
I know, working flash tattoos would be AWESOME!!
but i’ll settle for a blue pen for now…
hmmm…it’s getting faded…i think i’ll do it again…
November 18th, 2008 14:41
I think a really awesome designer like Alexander McQueen or Louis Vuitton should have flash tattoos in one of their fashion shows… then they would be totally trendy–all because of our very own Scott-sama
November 18th, 2008 14:42
i have specials right here so i can copy a flash tatoo from the cover. I suddenly want a face tatoo…flashy or not!
November 18th, 2008 14:46
I would make one on my own face one of these days with eyeliner or something, but I’m afraid I would mess it up…
November 18th, 2008 14:49
Unicorns vs Zombies(so sorry Edward:() but Unicorn!!!!I mean really have you SEEN Charlie the Unicorn!!!(if not GO LOOK IT UP!!!!)
November 18th, 2008 14:49
NOW!!!
November 18th, 2008 14:50
Oh my god, I totally forgot about Charlie! Okay, now unicorns definitely kick butt! (Kidney or no kidney)
November 18th, 2008 15:00
I forgot about charlie too!! he is the most awesome unicorn…the only grumpy one I’ve ever seen…
November 18th, 2008 15:04
But he was the wisest unicorn I’ve ever seen… He knew that Candy Mountain was a fake! What evil little conniving friends of his…
November 18th, 2008 15:10
yes, those canniving little blue and pink unicorns…i saw the sequel, but i couldn’t understand most of it because it was on my friend’s phone.
November 18th, 2008 15:14
Totally team Unicorn!
November 18th, 2008 15:17
I think charlie has tipped the scales, I’m going for team unicorn.
November 18th, 2008 15:17
I told you Unicorns ROCK!!!!!!!!Hahahah Ya even with No Kidney!hhahahaha
November 18th, 2008 15:20
I have no idea wat this whole team thing is about, but im pretty sure im team zombie….
November 18th, 2008 15:22
What? What’s this? There’s a sequel????? I’m looking it up as soon as I’m done with my homework
November 18th, 2008 15:27
yup, something about a banana king.
hehe, i’m supposed to be doing homework right now…but i care about the westerblog more than the black plague.
November 18th, 2008 15:29
I know, right? I reward myself by checking new responses on here every time I finish a math problem (which isn’t actually very often because each problem takes up, like, half a page)
November 18th, 2008 15:43
ah, i see. I’m just..procrastinating. Technically, I don’t have to be doing what I’m doing, taking these notes, but it helps me learn about the chapter better. I’m a slacking self-motivator…if that makes any sense…
November 18th, 2008 15:48
what kind of math are you doing?
November 18th, 2008 15:48
That makes sense, but why do it? Haha… What history class are you taking?
November 18th, 2008 15:54
AP world history…blah. The chapters are thirty pages long each and DENSE AS A CONCRETE WALL. well, that’s what i get for signing up for it…but it’ll be better in the long run.
November 18th, 2008 15:55
Ooh, that sucks. What grade are you in? I’m in 10th and taking AP European History, so I totally know where you’re coming from.
November 18th, 2008 16:03
I’m in tenth too!
ouch, that must suck. the densest chapters in this book are about Europe. our book starts from the beginning of humans and ends in the mid 20th century…
November 18th, 2008 16:13
Oh wow. Yep our book is funny at times though because it’s super biased. Like, one chapter was all about how people in Western Europe were happy to pay taxes because their rights were protected. People in Eastern Europe, however, lived horrible lives under tyrannical rulers (because everything about Germany and Russia is BAD). So yeah, our teacher was like “everything you learn this year is propaganda” which is totally true. But hey, it gives you college credit, so it’s all good!
November 18th, 2008 16:17
ah, propoganda with college credit, fun.
the only funny parts in our book are when someone writes amusing things in the margin…annotated history….
November 18th, 2008 16:18
I’m jealous. Our books are new. *tear*
November 18th, 2008 16:19
oh, hey my AIM sn is audball618. I think we’re kind of hogging up this comment page.
November 18th, 2008 16:24
ah, I’m more or less done. Off to watch Heroes!
November 18th, 2008 16:26
yeah, that tends to happen…i’ll steer the comments back to scott for the next commenters.
Who’s got some good points for zombies? they seem unrepresentated in this thread.
November 18th, 2008 16:54
COLLEGE CREDIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Im only in 6th grade. Boo hoo, poor me(hee hee). I have really easy homework. Its like, adding,subtracting,multiplying,and dividing integers. Ya no, positive and negative? Im eleven! You’re like, 15 or something!
November 18th, 2008 18:05
i’m not a follower. i was born a unicorn. i’m deathly afraid of zombies. i’m not sure what they symbolize except for death and cavemen. in the words of the unicorns, “we’re the unicorns, we’re more than horses, we’re the unicorns, and we’re people too!”
November 18th, 2008 20:12
I would say zombies, but then again, I find clowns scarier than zombie (“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns… and clowns”) and I tend to support scary things. So… GO ZOMBIES!
November 19th, 2008 03:07
I agree!!!Clowns are scary!!!!!
November 19th, 2008 06:02
Zombies! There aren’t enough possibilities with unicorns, all too sweet and cudly..
You rock Scott!
November 19th, 2008 07:13
unicorn zombies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! their better than unicorns & better than zombies!:)
November 19th, 2008 07:15
I have to say Zombies are better than unicorns (its a horse with a horn people), but Unicorn-Zombies sound fierce.
November 19th, 2008 07:26
Liana-la! Even though your my bff and i can c u rite now cuz ur sitting next 2 me, stop stealing my ideas! Jay-wa, i posted comment 14 and described the unicorn-zombies! go ahead, check! MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >: (
November 19th, 2008 07:27
LIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19th, 2008 07:56
Totally looking forward to having you and Justine at BP tomorrow! Customers have been buzzing about it, so here’s hoping for a good crowd!
November 19th, 2008 08:11
Zombies are so super cool, unicorns are cool but zombies are better!!!!!!
<3 Nicole-la
November 19th, 2008 08:15
definitely zombies all the way. unicorns are too… idk little girl-ish. no offense to anyone who is team unicorn!
November 19th, 2008 09:50
Wow UMR-wa
, you must be prettyminded thinking Twilight is good literature!
I wasn’t attacking anyone but a fictional character, and you dare accuse me of not knowing good literature?
And this debate is so old, but I shall defend myself…
No offence to Stephanie Meyer, okay, but I don’t know how anyone could even compare the Twilight saga to The Uglies trilogy, or Tolkien’s LOTR, or C.S. Lewis’ works, or the Harry Potter series… or a million other authors!
Bella is a perfect character who is clumsy… omg! She’s so anti-feminist! She changes freaking species for a guy! (
Edward is perfect whose weakness is Bella… that’s all
Bella basically emotionally&mentally dies without Edward – pathetic!
It’s all:
“You’re pretty”
“I want your blood, stay away”
“But I love you”
“I want to suck your blood, stay away – but I love you too!!!”
“You’re pretty!”
“mmm, blood”
*Bella trips*
“I’ll save you!!!”
Oh – &there’s no plot!!!
Oh, and every two sentences is about how pretty and sparkly Edward is??!!??!?
Bella’s just infatuated with Mr. Sparkly, she’s not in love with him… just mesmerized by his prettyness and she’ll do whatever he says! ‘
And she’s so plain but every guy loves her????
And that’s just the start of it…
*sigh*
November 19th, 2008 09:51
How can anyone have trouble deciding? Zombies, no question!
November 19th, 2008 09:53
OMG….. I love twilight. But i do have to agree that the uglies trriology is better.
<3 Nicole-la
November 19th, 2008 10:06
Yay Nicole-la!!!
Honestly, I wouldn’t be so loud about what is wrong with Twilight… it’s not horrid or anything, but I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal…
Maybe if everyone didn’t talk about it 24/7 it wouldn’t annoy me so much… &honestly I mean no offence against anyone except some fictional characters…
November 19th, 2008 11:07
I like You Nicole-la:]I love Twilight..:)BUT Unicorns are better than Zombies.right?…right?……Hey Andrey-Sensei did you ever look up Charlie the Unicorn 2??????OHHHH YOU Have to look up “Charlie bit Me”also!!SOOO Funny!!
November 19th, 2008 11:33
finally some other people on this
blog that hate Twilight as much as I doo
HAHAHA
today in Englissh I said Twilight has the maturity level of a 3 year old and almost everygirl in the class gave the dirtiest look ever, I laughed soo hard!
yes Uglies is way way better than it and so is most books out there
and ZOMBIES!!!!(has anyone read generation dead? it is about Zombies and It is amazing)
one more thing TWILIGHT SUCKS
November 19th, 2008 11:35
ahaha, yes Amira-la, I am 15. It’s nice to know that the younger crowd is represented on here too. My brother’s your age; I got him hooked on the Uglies series, but he RIPPED my copy of pretties right down the cover. I was so mad. I still am, actually. And he can’t read Extras until he buys me a new Pretties book, which he hasn’t done in forever, so I’ll go buy the expensive one I can and make him pay me back. mwahaha…
Trish-la: love the clown quote, btw.
Julie-wa: I agreed on all your points but one: you forgot Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee, and The Grimm Brothers (yes! They’re good literature too, where do you think all our fairy tales come from???) Some of the best works of fiction aren’t for children only. But yes, you said many of the things I keep repeating to all Twilight fans. Join me in taking all your friends to the movies this weekend to watch… anything but Twilight! (Twilight fan or not, look up the parody for the trailer on youtube. It is hilarious.)
And yeah, I have nothing against Twilight. Except for when people rave about it. That just makes me more and more pissed off.
Emi-la: I love the “Charlie Bit Me!” video. Agh, still have to see the Unicorn Charlie sequel.
November 19th, 2008 11:43
haha! that looks like an…interesting book. i’ll definitely have to read it. dunno which side i’m on, but i think right now i’d have to go with unicorns coz zombies are just like “UHHHHHHHHH!!!!” all the time, but then again unicorns are all happy and that’s not really me. so i dunno. i’ll keep u posted.
November 19th, 2008 12:07
“Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee, and The Grimm Brothers”
I forgot a bunch of others too…
I love Jane Austen and The Grimm Brothers and Harper Lee!!!
I know Ray Bradbury, but I don’t fancy his works that much – but I agree his works are great literature, just not all my taste…
November 19th, 2008 12:09
i am SO far gone right now…hehehe…..okay so at school today this guy asked me out to a movie AND to a party….hehe…..and he’s so nice…hehe….i could tell you everything, but i wont…hehehe…..it was just a REALLY good day today….
November 19th, 2008 12:34
congrats Andrea-la!!!
November 19th, 2008 14:07
NO!i want to know every thing!(Andrea-la)
im sry, but i really like unicorns so
TEAM UNICORN!
November 19th, 2008 14:37
Yeah, Julie-wa I do agree with you on Ray Bradbury, but I included him because he made predictions about the future of technology and society in his novel, just like our friend here. I think Fahrenheit 451 would have been a much more interesting read back in the 60′s when it was published.
November 19th, 2008 14:44
lol i have seen that parody video
it is so funny I almost fell out of my chair laughing
and my friend is making me go see the movie(sigh)
so I will go a annoy all the twi girls lol
throwing popcorn pushing seats making noise….booing at Edward, cheering for jakob….haha should be fun…welll not if Im the only one doing it though(crap)
November 19th, 2008 14:46
Hey Andrea, is the guy that asked u out hot!?!? ; )
November 19th, 2008 15:03
I hav a feelin i will luv twilight, cuz iv put off reedin it. last time i put of reedin a book it was uglies, AND I ENDED UP LOVING IT!!!!!
November 19th, 2008 15:08
Kristina-la: I don’t know, the movie actually looks good. But there’s no way I’m going opening night. My friends and I actually wanted to go dressed up as zombies, then people would be like “This is a vampire movie!” and we’d be all “Ah, crap!”
And if the actual movie was like the parody, I would *definitely* watch it.
November 19th, 2008 16:29
WAHHHHHHHHHHH SO BEHIND!
What parody movie? I watched something on YouTube called Twilight Trailer Spoof and that was hilarious, but that doesnt sound lyk it …
Hmmmmmm …
Booing at Edward?
Hehehehehe
SO gotta do that.
And to Jacob too.
Take that Shark-Boy!
My opinion on zombies vs unicorns is they both suck. I mean, zombies, dead and brainless (but make for good movies, note Resident Evil). Unicorns, dead BORING.
November 19th, 2008 16:44
I propose a compromise:
http://koeskull.deviantart.com/art/Unicorn-61873463
November 19th, 2008 17:52
Yep, Sonja the spoof was exactly what we were talking about. And how amazing it would be if the whole movie was like that. “Ow! who shut that???” hahaha
November 19th, 2008 18:27
I love twilight, while I agree that it’s not exactly good literature, it satisfies the romantic in me. Unfortunately, the movie won’t come to my country until mid-December. Also, I feel that the fangirls are currently a bit too rabid right now… (Everybody duck!)
Saraluna: Love the zombie-unicorn (notice that zombie comes first)
Audrey-Sensei: I’ve watched the spoof a while back, and it was an Epic Win. Btw, the quote’s from The Quillan Games, by DJ Machale.
November 20th, 2008 00:40
I so want to study abroad and be a foreign exchange student. I think that would be SO fun.
If I would I would want to go somewhere in Europe like Finland or Sweden.
November 20th, 2008 02:47
100! Wh-hoo!
November 20th, 2008 02:55
Aw, I just realised: the last post Scott posted the day of my 13th birthday^^
THANKS
November 20th, 2008 06:45
Hello!
November 20th, 2008 06:45
hi, katy-la!!!!!!!
November 20th, 2008 06:45
Hi liana-la!!!!!! I hope you die today.
November 20th, 2008 06:46
WHY ME????????????????
November 20th, 2008 06:46
You are very liana-laish
November 20th, 2008 06:47
Hi, yall! LIANA-LA IS SITTING NEXT 2 ME AND KATY-LA IS SITTING NEXT 2 HER
November 20th, 2008 06:48
U GUYS R SO BOGUS!
November 20th, 2008 06:49
DID U NO THAT ON THE COVER OF UGLIES U CAN C THE PHOTOGRAPHER MIRRORED IN TALLYS EYES?????
November 20th, 2008 06:50
Katy-la just started Uglies. I loaned her my copy. So, technically, she isn’t yet an Uglies fan cuz she hasn’t read them!!!!! >:-(
November 20th, 2008 06:51
Of course, duh!!! U R very prudent because of your nose and the strange shape of your ears.
November 20th, 2008 06:52
KATY-LA LIANA-LA AMIRA-LA KATY-LA LIANA-LA AMIRA-LA KATY-LA LIANA-LA AMIRA-LA KATY-LA LIANA-LA AMIRA-LA
November 20th, 2008 06:53
BTW
I wasnt talking about amira-la
November 20th, 2008 06:54
U R WEIRD, AMIRA-LA
November 20th, 2008 06:54
I love broc and locas!!!:)
November 20th, 2008 06:56
UGLIES IN LATIN:
neos-news(littlies)
feas-girl uglies(boys:feos)
neobells-new pretties
paleobells-old pretties(middle pretties)
paleos-olds(crumblies)
sisicivis-specials
November 20th, 2008 06:57
I WISH I HAD A HOVERBORD
November 20th, 2008 07:41
Yah! Go unicorns! I never pegged Holly Black as being one to side with unicorns, though.
November 20th, 2008 07:59
Team unicorn!
And you’re right, Marisa-la, I never thought Holly’d be a unicorn person.
November 20th, 2008 08:13
I understand Trish-la
Twilight can easily feed a romantic
I’m a romantic of my own nature… when it comes to books… Like Mr. Darcy<3 David<3 Theodore “Laurie” Laurence <3 Legolas<3
Those four book characters I grew to love while reading the books, I would marry any one of them… and yes, David, is the Uglies David
They’re not all extremely gorgeous, except I suppose Legolas is because he’s an elf… but their personalities and such
Haha, I feel bogus talking about my love for fictional characters
o well…
November 20th, 2008 08:48
Hi, i am new 2 this blog/website
my name is Ashley-wa and i am on team David! I am currently reading the Specials (luv the whole series)
I live in Michigan, where it is ALWAYS COLD from October-March!!!
in my spare time i read, now go on this blog, or go shopping with my BFF Keri-la(she isn’t really into the Uglies):(
I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE UGLIES SERIES! sometimes people think its annoying, but i can’t help it, I just luv the books so much!!!!!
GTG, hope 2 talk more whenever
C U L8er, luv Ashley-wa=)
November 20th, 2008 08:52
Lol Sorry, I’m team unicorn…
November 20th, 2008 09:17
hey guys!!! how’s it going?
i’m entered in this photo contest and it would really help if you guys voted 10s for me! heres the link: http://www.sugarloot.com/entry/969817041
thanks!!!
November 20th, 2008 09:45
Hi! I’m in my after school program and im bored to death!!! I wonder what liana-la and katy-la are doing. I shoulda walked home with them. O well.
November 20th, 2008 09:47
Ha ha ha. That’s hilarious. I’m totally for zombies all the way!
And you guys really should check out that link for the Westerboard. At least take a look. It used to be so alive. I’ve been a member for at least 2 years now and it’s really alot of fun. There’s games!!! XD
It’s kind of died down lately because it hasn’t been advertised all that much (THANK YOU SCOTT!!!) and it got a bit tired since there were no new people coming. We’ve had to restart the board so there’s only about 40 people right now, but we’d like to get it back up to the hundreds we used to have. Please check it out.
http://www.westerboard.informe.com
November 20th, 2008 09:59
I looked at Westerboard, and it looks BOGUS! I mean, when you sign up, it’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too complicated. They want you to tell them to much stuff.
November 20th, 2008 10:06
Actually, i just went and signed up. Before when i tried it was on my phone, so maybe then it seemed harder. anyway, now im a member of westerboard! : )
November 20th, 2008 10:12
i’d pick zombies! i liked unicorns when i was 6! (i thought they were real!)
November 20th, 2008 10:14
ahely-wa i do the same thing! (didn’t spell ur name right
srry!) i love the books so much! Scott’s the best!
November 20th, 2008 10:15
(and im on team david!)
GO DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 20th, 2008 10:44
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DAVID SUCKS! GO ZANE! GOOOOOOOOOO ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )
November 20th, 2008 10:46
David. totally david.
November 20th, 2008 11:00
Laura-la: Me too! I’m currently looking into summer home stay programs in Spain.
November 20th, 2008 11:11
Zombies? Unicorns?
neither.
well, maybe zombies
yeah zombies
definetly zombies
go team zombie!
~Aryll-wa
November 20th, 2008 12:00
i’d say i’m marginally towards unicorns…
just because of Charlie the Unicorn.
and i did more flash tattoos on my hands with ballpoint pen
this guy in history saw me and he said “are you a tribal person or something?” and i thought of where scott got inspiration for the flash tattoos (Maori tribe in New Zealand) and i said “kinda…”
November 20th, 2008 13:55
Sorry to Justine… unicorns kick zombies’ collective undead asses.
November 20th, 2008 14:20
i just watched a twilight trailer spoof…it was SOO FUNNY.
November 20th, 2008 14:31
I agree with Julie-wa I think thats why i like it so much…i am a TOTALLLLLLLLLLLLLL romantic:]Have any of ya read Scrambled Eggs at Midnight??By Brad Barkley and Heather Helper.OMG I loved it!!!!!! So Andrey-la have you watched The Charlie the Unicorn squel yet????????
November 20th, 2008 15:17
!!!!! On page 76 of Bugus to Bubbly it’s talking about the Sly Girls and it says “And they are rumored to be working on a really big trick.” Could this possibly be hinting at a book from the point of view of one of the Sly Girls?!
November 20th, 2008 15:39
u no wats better than both zombies or unicorns!?!?!?!!? CANIBLE CHEERLEADERS!!!!
November 20th, 2008 15:42
o ya, and definately team Zane!!!! I LOVE ZANE!!!!!!
November 20th, 2008 16:03
saraluna!so wait ur on both ???????
oo!i wanna be on both!
TEAM UNIBIE!(zombcorn?)
November 20th, 2008 16:03
THE TEAMS IM ON!
-Team Zane
-Team Unibie?
-Team Switzerland(Twilight)
-Team Sky/Jack(Blue bloods anyone?)
i know there is another one…
hym
cannibale cheerleaders?
November 20th, 2008 16:09
cannibal cheerleaders…very interesting.
i’m on team david, i don’t think i’m on team anything else…
November 20th, 2008 17:39
Oh my god the Banana King! haha. My dad came in the room at the vortex part and was like “Uh, what were you watching?” haha.
oOBubblesOo: Love your theory! (You hear that scott? Bubbles-chan has an idea!!!! Listen to her!)
November 20th, 2008 20:26
Cannibal cheerleaders? I rather regenerative-immortal-kickbutt-tazer-wielding cheerleader. ^.^
oOBubblesOo: Interesting theory. Much potential for another Uglies novel. But right now, I rather a FOURTH MIDNIGHTERS!
I’m Team David, Team Johnathon (Midnighters), Team Switzerland. (And I ship a few other parings from books that hardly anyone I know reads (Akkarin x Sonea? Bean x Petra? Anyone?))
November 21st, 2008 01:56
bleh. i’m sick. this sucks. so totally sucks. why? cuz today was gonna get to do my debate in speech class and now i’m gonna have to wait a whole week. plus my choir teacher wanted her alto recorder back. bleh. yeah. now i’m just gonna turn on the TV and watch stupid TV shows all day. oh joy.
November 21st, 2008 06:55
Hello! I hate marshmellow bananas
November 21st, 2008 06:57
La la la la Liana-la la la la la liana-la la la la la liana-la la la la la la
November 21st, 2008 07:01
hfadl ghadsjrtusdkjkjdag;sdzg zd means Liana-la is very sceptical
November 21st, 2008 07:06
I have 2 new swear-words!
CRAPALIE-DOODLE and
DARNICLE!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 07:06
rejeteb means bubbly
gotarew means bogus
bodfeter means hovercam
bodalom means hovercar
bodan means hoverboard
me lv wester means SCOTT-LA IS AWESOME
DARNICLE!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 07:09
DARNICLE is fun to say!
DARNICLE!
DARNICLE!
DARNICLE!
DARNICLE!
DARNICLE!
November 21st, 2008 07:12
NOT AS FUN AS BODALOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the prefix bod means hover,alom means chariot! bodalom!
November 21st, 2008 07:15
did u no that feter means light
November 21st, 2008 07:16
TAMAJEE IVY IS THE BEST
SHE IS ALSO VERY SMART
TAIJAA IS HER BEST FRIEND
I HOPE SOME DAY I CAN SING LIKE HER
AND I WANT TO GET POSTERS OF HER
TAMAJEE IVY ROCKS!
(She is evil and wants to take over the world!!!!!!)
November 21st, 2008 07:17
Hi everybody! Sorry liana-la and katy-la started posting w/o me! I was chatting on AIM. my screen name is westerfeldian101, so become my buddy! I just bcame a member of westerboard. Its not as good as westerblog.
November 21st, 2008 07:19
oOBubblyOo is sooooooo smart! What an insight! Listen 2 her, scott-la!
November 21st, 2008 07:19
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAMAJEE TOOK OVER MY COMPUTER!!!!!
NONE OF THOSE THINGS SHE SAID ARE TRUE!!!!!
(except the last part)
November 21st, 2008 07:23
U guys are taking over westerblog with your bogus silliness.
November 21st, 2008 07:25
my website is DINKDANKDARNKDANK.net
VISIT ME THERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 07:25
LIANA-LA IS LYING!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 07:26
Liana-la is lying about her website.
Actually, susicivis means extras, propri is specials, and avari is rusties.
November 21st, 2008 10:06
Amira-la: agreed. I am going to leave until this silliness is over (aka, when scott posts a new entry) cya!
November 21st, 2008 10:14
what’s up? i m sooooooooooo bored right now!=(
November 21st, 2008 10:17
TEAM ZOMBIE! and always on TEAM DAVID<3HEART HIM!!!=)
November 21st, 2008 12:20
Wow i don’t know HOW i miss sooooo much…like yeasterday when i checked it there was only 135 coments and now theres..167..wow.
November 21st, 2008 12:48
My social studies essay is officially twice as long as it’s supposed to be!!!! I didn’t know that I had so much to say about metaphorical mosaics and melting pots. Well, then again, it is a metaphor and I can get a little bit ranty about those…lol….I hope my teacher doesn’t mind….
November 21st, 2008 12:48
hi everybody, what is going on?
November 21st, 2008 12:52
hey Ashley-wa, I’m still working on my essay…I’ve hit 1 000 words on my 200 word essay…it’s too long, but whatever.
November 21st, 2008 13:36
gosh I’ve benn too busy to post, plus sickness doesnt help
But on the whole zombie/unicorn debate, Im Sweden, deal.
November 21st, 2008 22:53
ugh, melting pots … I HATE THAT EXPRESSION!
November 22nd, 2008 05:15
Just at whole testament to the whole “Twilight is terrible and I hate it with a burning, firey passion.” mindset:
http://www.mediablvd.com/magazine/the_news/celebrity/twilight's_author_and_director_talk_about_bringing_the_film_to_life_200809171287.html
“For me, it was a very natural thing to write from the human female’s perspective because I wasn’t thinking about what I was doing. I wasn’t thinking.”
Before it gets started: Yes, there is such a thing as stream of consciousness writing; but that’s what EDITING is for.
November 22nd, 2008 06:58
GOOOOOO ZAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!! DAVID SUCKS. HE IS THE MOST BOGUS PERSON EVER.
November 22nd, 2008 07:00
I HEART TALLY AND ZANE!
November 22nd, 2008 07:01
HELLO
AMIRA-LA
November 22nd, 2008 07:02
HEY, KATY-LA. I C U!
November 22nd, 2008 07:03
DONT U AGREE WITH ME, ZANE BEATS DAVID? OOPs. I was still on caps lock.
November 22nd, 2008 07:04
david totaly sucks!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2008 07:05
I know, right? He is an ultimate turd!
November 22nd, 2008 07:05
scott-la should have killed david!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2008 07:06
Katy-la hasnt started the copy of Uglies I gave her.
November 22nd, 2008 07:07
who the darnicle are david and zane?
November 22nd, 2008 07:12
we have this conversation every day at 12:00. DOES ANY1 HATE US 4 DOING SO????????????????????????????????
November 22nd, 2008 07:33
NO I HATE PPL SAYING MEAN STUFF ABOUT DAVID
oh man, it’s like David and zane:( r real!
November 22nd, 2008 07:34
im WAY 2 obbsessed w/ this book!
November 22nd, 2008 07:52
i am with SONJA-LA on this 1 .TEAM DAVID all the way!!!!
G2G =)
November 22nd, 2008 08:47
Zombies all the way!!! Yeah. This is pretty much like the Zane vs. David thread. Unicorns=David. Zombies=Zane. Woo-hoo!!!
November 22nd, 2008 10:01
ok so i got twilight yesterday from my physical therapist. at first i thought she was just letting me borrow it so i said i’d have it done by my next session, but then she’s like “oh u can keep it or pass it on” and i like “really? i can keep it?” and she like “yea it’s for you being so good at ur exercises” (coz i mean i’ve been doing a good job.) sooo i started reading it there at my appointment and it’s ok so far. i’m not that far coz of homework and stuff. i would say screw it, but i need to keep my grades up. but even though i haven’t read the book yet i’m going to see the movie tonight. i heard it was good but the book was much better (but then again books usually are). so i’ll just have to see about that.
the weird thing about Twilight being out now is that in science we are learning about the moon. so words come up like New Moon and Eclipse. and i’m just like…wow…great timing or wat? but there’s something even weirder that i learned in science. Do u know how many degrees the moon moves everyday??? i’ll give u a hint: this number would totally protect u from darklings. i think u all know where i’m going with this but if u don’t either u haven’t read the book or u just don’t remember. i am of course talking about the number 13!!!!! 13!!!! couldn’t believe it when my science teacher told us and i was thinking “Coincidence or not??” so everyday the moon moves 13 degrees farther in its revolution. huh, i actually learned something today at school…well everything happens at least once in a Blue Moon (hahaha…that was a really unecessary pun. SORRY!)
ok so in GREEN DAY news:
they’ll be featured in the AP (Alternative Press) magazine coming out on December 9. the article will be about how their new album is one of the most anticipated in 2009 (well DUH!!!) and on the cover he looks hot (once again DUH!!)
no news on the tour yet. i am sooooo excited it’s not even funny!!!
and if ur thinking about wat u want for Christmas (or watever version of Christmas u celebrate) u can check out their store on their website which my name is a link to. so check it out. there’s something for everyone.
ahhhh!! i almost forgot IT SNOWED TODAY!!! of course it wasn’t enough to get off school, but it was enough to get our playoff game cancelled!! it’s one of the biggest games EVER!!!! my team is 11-0!!! best season ever!!!! (i’m talking about my school’s football team if u didn’t catch that) seriously it will be amazing (tomorrow at noon now instead of tonight at seven) everyone was soooo pisse when the time got changed. it was apparently cancelled due to electrical problems…watever. whoever wins this game goes to states (duh the MASH WILDCATS ARE GOING TO WIN!!!!) WOO HOO!!
GREEN DAY WORLD TOUR 2009!!!
TO know u is to hate u,
So loving u must be like suicide.
Well i dont mind if u dont mind,
Well i am not the one that’s gonna die.
I guess i just can’t listen to this one sided conversation again.
Coz i don’t care if i don’t care.
Well no one ever said that life was fair.
November 22nd, 2008 10:36
In response to anyone THINKING about the Twilight movie, all i can say is that i refuse to see it and wanted to skip school today and protest it, but my friends wouldn’t come with me and so i didn’t get to protest it so yeah. which basically meant that i yelled at random people all day at school giving them my “movie rant”. in case you haven’t heard it, here it is:
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MOVIE PEOPLE THESE DAYS? CAN THEN NEVER COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA FOR ONCE IN THEIR STUPID LIVES???? ALL MOVIES THESE DAYS ARE EITHER BASED ON BOOKS OR THEY’RE REALLY STUPID SEQUELS. CAN YOU BELIVE THAT????? BOOKS SHOULD NEVER BE MADE INTO MOVIES BECAUSE IT COMPLETELY WRECKS IT AND IT DOESN’T LET YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!! WHY DON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WE CAN IMAGINE THINGS THE WAY THAT WE WANT TO INSTEAD OF HAVING THE MEDIA TURN OUR THOUGHTS TO THEIRS WITH IMAGES THAT DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER? PLUS, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT I DO NOT EVER WANT TO SEE AN EDWARD ACTION FIGURE? CUZ THAT IS SICK AND WRONGE, PEOPLES, SICK AND WRONGE. ALSO, THEY TURN PERFECTLY GOOD BOOKS INTO A MONEY-MAKING PLAN WITH ALL THEIR ADVERTISMENTS AND OVER-PRICED POPCORN AND MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS AND ALL THAT CRAP. AND SO NOW EVERY STINKING TEENAGE GIRL IS PROBABLY GONNA WANT AN EDWARD CULLEN POSTER TO PUT ON THEIR WALL AND YA KNOW WHAT???? THAT IS STUPID. WHO THE HECK COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS? WHY DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK HAVE TO TURN INTO SOMETHING TO EVIL AND IDIOTIC???? AND DID YOU EVEN SEE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES???? THEY LEFT OUT ALL THE BEST PARTS!!!!!!
(I’m just gonna stop there cuz if i don’t stop now i never will.)
So I basically went on and on like that all lunch hour and my friends threatened to tie me up because I was at the point where I was walking up to random strangers telling them that the Twilight movie shall seriously and utterly suck. So yeah. Just thought you ought to hear the intro to my rant.
November 22nd, 2008 13:30
i agree with amira-la, IM 100% TEAM ZANE!!!!<3<3<3
November 22nd, 2008 13:34
btw, anyone who decide to join team canible chearleeders is a genious, because CANIBLE CHEARLEEDERS R AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!!!
but i hav 2 admit regenerative- immortal-kickbutt- tazer wielding chearleeders sound pretty kool 2…
November 22nd, 2008 15:10
I agree with ya, Andrea-la.
The moon moves 13 degress each day? Wicked!
November 22nd, 2008 15:28
OMG!Andrea-la I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVE NOTICED THAT ALOTTA BOOKS R MOVIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and its cause stupid un creative ppl who cant think(like u said) of a good idea themselves
i guess w/out authors it wouldnt be just me who’d die\
but,yeah, i think its funny u sdaid that cause ive been think about that lately
November 22nd, 2008 15:31
If you guys want an original movie, go demand that your local theatres get Repo! The Genetic Opera. You will NOT be disappointed!
Admittedly, bad books make better movies; Legally Blonde comes into mind as an example. Good books just don’t transfer to the screen as well because they’re never as good in film as they are in your mind. Your brain is the best director/choreographer, and it’s nigh impossible to get everything you see in your mind’s eye in physical form. There’s a saying in the dance world that if you get 60% of what you want, you’ve done well, and I believe that it applies to all forms of visual media.
November 23rd, 2008 01:59
nice….yeah, some books didn’t get that messed up….but still, why the heck can’t those movie people get their own ideas? are they for real like that stupid?
November 26th, 2008 12:00
ya so far we have this year:
Harry Potter(success in my mind for the most part)
Twilight(unsuccessful)
Marley and me(coming soon)
and The Tale of Desperaux(coming soon)
it is so ridiculous cause 99% of the time they are complete crap
except Harry Potter(not counting #5)
November 26th, 2008 12:29
very correct Kristina-la!!!
November 26th, 2008 12:33
i don’t have schoo 2morrow!!!YAH!
November 30th, 2008 14:12
i personally think the unicorns are best.
cause they are prettier.
and they have an awsome horn sticking randomly out of their heads.
i mean come on?
you doesnt want a random horn sticking out of their heads?
like they’re like oooo im so pretty.and so you want to go touch em.
then WHAM!
they kill you by sticking you with their random horn.
no joke.
November 30th, 2008 14:21
Wow, Faith-la. Who would ever want to be YOUR friend.
Obviously Zombies are better. Who wouldn’t want to be undead?
November 30th, 2008 14:32
uhhh.
i am un-dead.
you would want to be ugly and uninviting?
i mean your arms could break off from being so old.
and no one wants to be around you.
and zombies are only in existance for necrophiliac’s.
[that means alive people like to sleep with dead people]
but unicorns are so inviting.
youd just want to be with them.
and youd never know your about to be horned to death.
i would rather on my death certificate say
Cause of death: Horned by a Unicorn
than
Cause of death: Zombie at head then tore body apart.
yeah.
November 30th, 2008 14:37
O..m…westerfeldism.
Horned by a Unicorn? (Dies of laughter..good thing I’ma zombie..and the undead!)
But when you’re a Zombie you’re also like a vampire, and human brain good
November 30th, 2008 14:44
see i can make you die!
and no vampires are “easy on the eyes”
zombies are ewwwy and gross.
vampires never died, they just are extra-non-human.
zombies died and somehow came back.
plus they are cannibals.
which is disgusting.
i mean canabalism IS frowned apon on many societies.
there ARE reasons for that you know.
November 30th, 2008 14:47
Cannibalism good. Eat people yum.
I’m un-dead so you CAN’T make me die AND When you can live forever, what do you live for?
(cannibalism of course!)
November 30th, 2008 14:52
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
(oh snap.)
November 30th, 2008 14:54
no.
gross.
i know people are idiots but i would never EAT one.
i would be afraid i’d catch thier idiocity.
and if you weren’t un-dead*cough*i choke on your lies*cough* you would be dead.
and no!
zombies are naturally on this earth so necro’s don’t feel alone and zombies feel wanted.
it’s the natural order of things.
duh.
November 30th, 2008 14:56
So then what’s wrong with zombies if its the natural order? (*coughnecrozack-lacough*)
November 30th, 2008 15:00
they are bad it’s just uni-corns are better.
i mean i would rather face a zombie than a uni-corn.
cause the zombie is slow and i could stick it in th heart.
but uni-corns are fast and furious.
so therefore uni-corns are better.
(*coughhewantsyoucough*)
November 30th, 2008 15:02
(*cougheverybodydoescough*)
With unicorns all you have to do is get a tranquilizer dart and stick them with it. There are several ways to do this. One of which is described in Specials.
November 30th, 2008 15:07
(*coughgoodjokecough*)
uhm…
not if they are evil.
youd be dead by that time.
cause like i said.
they’ll lure you in with thier amazing-ness.
and BAM!
not expecting that huh?
didn’t think so.
yeah and you can never tell the bad uni’s from the good.
ALL zombies are bad.
November 30th, 2008 15:10
Well, if i’m a zombie I won’t be able to see their amazingness.
Oooh my horoscope said (*coughgosuckitfaithcough*)
November 30th, 2008 15:12
Help me out here Nate-wa
November 30th, 2008 15:21
doesnt matter.
youd want to eat it so youd go over.
and before you knew it you’re horned.
and nates not gonna help.
he probably as much a creeper as you.
(*coughdontbejealouscough*)
November 30th, 2008 15:24
(*coughnotacreeperjustjasonisandit’snotmyfaultweallmakemistakesLIKEYOMAMA!!*)
and zombies only eat humans.
November 30th, 2008 15:29
omg, if you don’t agree that zombies are better, then you’re obviously just jealous and are forced to worship you stupid little unicorns because we won’t let you join us!
November 30th, 2008 15:29
ZANE BEATS DAVID WITH A STICK. (ps no spoilers FAITH)
November 30th, 2008 15:29
(*coughdontdenyyourtrueidentityitsnotfaircough*)
and what if they are in the middle of no where with nothing to eat but uni’s?
i would say they’d eat one.
or try at least.
or maybe it’s a vegiterian.
ever think of that?
i think NOT!
November 30th, 2008 15:30
i mean really, whoever says that zombies are slow and stupid has obviously not seen I Am Legend.
November 30th, 2008 15:30
Yeah. Exactly.
November 30th, 2008 15:31
wait…im lost. i think thats what i get for jumping in at the 200′s…
November 30th, 2008 15:34
What?
lost how?
ABout the zane thing? Just ignore it and stay AWAY from spoiler zones.
and nevermind the number dood man we like just randomly do things here.
Thats what Westerfeldism is about.
(Westerfeldism is a religion)(now)
November 30th, 2008 15:34
oh and nate-wa:
zombies are icky.
(like your face, but lets not get into that)
and why would i be jeslous of ANYTHING like that?
uni-corns live long enough.
who wants to live forever looking/smelling like a zombie?
fer real.
November 30th, 2008 15:34
oh, wait…nvm…what if there just so happens to be a vegetarian restaurant/nounicornsallowedbecausethey arestupid,pointless,weak,andjealousofzombies café in this “middle of nowhere?”
November 30th, 2008 15:36
omg, faith-laa, have you seen I Am Legend? (no racial comments, puh-lease) not all zombies are decomposing robots that can only do what their basic instincts of survival tell them to do. they have brains, they can be powerful!
November 30th, 2008 15:36
and come on.
i am legend they arent zombies you idiot.
they’re more vampires than anything.
duh!
everyone who has a BRAIN knows that.
you should look into it.
November 30th, 2008 15:36
thats what i thought!
November 30th, 2008 15:37
Totally saw one the other day.
On the corner of BF and You shure gotta perdy Mouth.
November 30th, 2008 15:38
actually, i fail to see how they ARENT zombies. just because your dissalusioned into thinking that they were vampires just because they had a major allergy to sunlight considering the mutation in the virus that infected 99.99% of the nation!
November 30th, 2008 15:39
and why would there be a zombie cafe anywhere?
and if there was i guess he’d go there.
common sense.
i thought egyptions were supposed to be smart.
November 30th, 2008 15:39
man my computer sucks. Internet. gah. and uhhh..h…ohkay
and the creatures in I am Legend (which nate-la stared in) were ZOMBIES because they ate the whole being not just the blood.
November 30th, 2008 15:41
he’s not Egyptian
he’s half black
half Vietnamese
and half indian duh.
November 30th, 2008 15:42
Oh, I’d like to point out that Faith-la, Nate-wa and myself are all friends. So like, we’re not being malicious(completely)
November 30th, 2008 15:43
but they never DIED!
zombies dont have blood er whatever.
they dont need thier organs.
but the VAMPIRES need that junk.
November 30th, 2008 15:44
my internet sucks too. but yeah, i did star in I am Legend, so i think i would know. and faith-laa, im not sure who you were talking about being in the middle of nowhere…and my mom agrees that unicorns SUCK…its a long story
November 30th, 2008 15:44
And the I am legend thing isn’t what we REALLY should be discussing, just the basic things about zombies. because as we know the aliens came down and scrambled our brains so that way there we wouldn’t be able to pick out the zombies/vampires/specials/faires easily.
November 30th, 2008 15:45
and any one who didn’t cooperate got beamed up and then eaten by zombies, while all the unicorns were locked up in cages because they can’t wash themselves.
November 30th, 2008 15:45
you really need to look up zombies more before you start to diss them faith. the only good thing about unicorns is that they are not as awesome as zombies.
November 30th, 2008 15:46
and i know.
nates a creeper,
just like yourself,
who obsesses over things like world domination and all that junk.
and obsses over books and things only creepers obsses about.
November 30th, 2008 15:47
didnt you know? zombies were created by god so that there would be something so we could ask ourselves “what would a unicorn do” and then do the opposite
November 30th, 2008 15:48
Good night and a due.
I’m right.
Faith’s wrong.
It’s just the way the universe works.
(Like the fact that Scott-la is an alien who escaped the evil wrath of the zombies and told us about the future through many great books. There are several versions of the future ’cause the aliens/zombies keep going back in time and messing around. Stupid aliens/zombies)
Deal with it.
November 30th, 2008 15:49
(good one nate)
(and faith, you just dissed like ALL the people who comment on here. Including yourself. So all of your statements for unicorns are now void.)
November 30th, 2008 15:50
conformists.
unicorns are awsome.
you can:
ride them.
pet them.
brush them.
kill with them.
play with them.
love them.
use them for world domintion.
show them off to others.
take the to school.
you know the usual.
not zombies.
November 30th, 2008 16:00
what about monkey-zombies? huh? you can do all those things with them AND MORE. way more.
November 30th, 2008 16:06
well we’re not talking about monkey zombies no are we?
and now im going because im right and your an idiot.
and sadly i have to see you at school.
i get enough of your annoying-ness there.
November 30th, 2008 16:43
wow.
you guys can TALK.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
December 1st, 2008 22:38
dude, are u kiding me, zombies are so much better then unicorns.Zombies end up takeing over the world, and killing everyone in sight. What do unicorns do?!?!?! Zombies are dead cannibals that start attacking you if they see you. Then if their the ones from Dawn of the dead, they run. WTF dude, that is flipping scary. IDK, go read the Zombie survival guide, and World War Z, u will learn a lot more. And how messed up they actually are. but yeah what does a unicorn actually do. just prounce around with thier lil horn. and eat hay all day. wow. scary. a zombie is decaying and it eats flesh!?!?! u tell me which is scarier
December 2nd, 2008 04:59
whatever zack-LA.
its not about whos SCARIER.
its about whos BETTER.
and i think evil uni-corns are bagillions times better.
i mean good uni-corns are good.
but they searve no purpose.
but they are pretty.
and i dont know what your guyses obsession about zombies is about.
but like i said.
who wants to be around a decaying gross smelly ewwy zombie?
not me.
December 2nd, 2008 05:16
Uni-corns are the buuilding blocks of fun, they represent magic and the ability to believe in the impossible (the good imposible) unlike Zombies because zombies are just a way for the government to make us be fearful and keep us in line. SO Uni corn are freaking amazing zombies look like decomposed retards ( or decomposed nates) and they are all like MAAAA and if you hit them hard enough there head fall off. AND they can talk or use mind control or read minds or any of the things like uni-corns can do. yea. AND zombies are only seen on halloween but unicorns are subliminally messaged in to our brains by big corporations that are the good kind and not the ones that want to take over the world!!!!
PLUS nate-wa liking zombies doesn’t make sense since ur a veg.
~~~Nate-wa:Vegetarian
~~~~Zombies:Carnivore
So obviously nate-wa should be against zombies….just like hes against me for being a carnivore,….but other then that Jay-wa is just crazy and Zack Attack is stupid because he took my nick name for him (which is Zack Attack) and Faith la and I are freaking amazing so thats why Unicorns are way better and always will be….
December 2nd, 2008 05:20
Well, for those of us that WANT to rule the world and make the government into Prettism, then zombies are good for keeping miscreants in line.
Personally, I want a hoverboard not some horse with a horn.
December 2nd, 2008 05:22
I HOPE YOU FALLL OFF UR HOVERBOARD. Uni corns are amazinger because the are resistant to that nano goo stuff
December 2nd, 2008 05:22
I like the smell of decaying flesh. Quite refreshing.
December 2nd, 2008 05:23
NOTHING IS RESISTANT TO THE NANO GOO EXCEPT THE BLACK FOAM.!
December 2nd, 2008 05:24
SPEAK THE TRUTH!
kait-wa said it all.
i forget nate-wa is a veginator.
he wont even eat fries! *gasp*
scary i know.
and jay-wa you are a little crazy.
kait-wa is totally in her right mind.
TEAM UNI-CORNS!
[i love how we have a snow day and this is how we spend it]
December 2nd, 2008 05:25
well uni’s are like magical so they ARE resistant.
they have magical white fur.
December 2nd, 2008 05:26
HOW DO U KNOW THERE IS NO CASE OF UNICORNS VS. NANO GOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 05:28
oooooooo.
you need some ice?
December 2nd, 2008 05:28
This is all snow days are good for. [and for going into the woods and pretending its Narnia] but seriously no. Wrong faith-la wrong. WRONG. I’ma have my special eat your brain.
December 2nd, 2008 05:31
Maybe there is a case for nano goo because it was made during the Rusty era (our era) and so therefore it could be a case, but it’s just in the future and Scott-la knows about it because It’s just the way the universe works.
(Like the fact that Scott-la is an alien who escaped the evil wrath of the zombies and told us about the future through many great books. There are several versions of the future ’cause the aliens/zombies keep going back in time and messing around. Stupid aliens/zombies)
from an earlier post.
December 2nd, 2008 05:32
how do you know i have a brain jay-wa?
what if im and amazing ROBOT!?
December 2nd, 2008 05:37
No you’re a human, just brain-missing. Bubblehead.
December 2nd, 2008 05:42
no i am smart.
and i do have a brain.
i just dont show it for that reason exactly.
duh.
December 2nd, 2008 05:43
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My Unicorn is going to attack you!!
December 2nd, 2008 05:45
it didnt work
……… i hate my life…..
December 2nd, 2008 05:46
that is an amazing unicorn =]
December 2nd, 2008 05:47
Whoa. Thats a unicorn?
Goes to show Zombies are just BETTER.
December 2nd, 2008 05:49
dont be jealous.
its abstract.
duh!
December 2nd, 2008 05:52
i said it got messed up. u dont have to be so mean
December 2nd, 2008 05:55
People who like zombies have insecurities and they just talk crap because it makes them feel better. They are afraid to admit they like unicorns b/c they think it makes them look silly when in fact zombies are pathetic. They look like poop. enough said
December 2nd, 2008 05:56
wow, this stuff is getting weird, ok theirs about 2.5 billion people in the world(thanks china) if u turn them all into zombies, u got like 2.5 billion zombies, how many unicorns are their, u dont know. because their magical and mystical and no one ever finds them and when ur watching a movie they only find one unicorn, never ten, never one hundred, never one thousand, just one lil unicorn(always white for some reason, weird) ok, one unicorn against 2.5 billion zombies, who u think is going to win. plus ok, zombies make a better movie, they make a better game, they make a better book( trust me, i know). who wants to play a video game about a unicorn”omg, u just ran, omg i just jumped over something, omg i just used my horn to scratch taht hard to scratch spot”, when u can be playing a game where u killing millions of zombies, plus who would go out to see a movie about a unicorn, lil 5 year old girls, tahts all, who would go out to see a movie about zombies( like dawn of the dead, shaun of the dead, night of living dead, return of the living dead 1 to 7, land of the dead, diary of the dead, slither and so many others) lots and lots of people. Oh heres another thign, how many unicorn movies are thier. NONE. thats saying something u know, the general population do not like unicorn, their lil kid things, get wit the tiems
=D
December 2nd, 2008 05:56
that was funny…
but true.
December 2nd, 2008 05:59
i was talking about kait-wa’s thing.
and uni-corns would make an AMAZING video game.
slicing people in half.
id play.
December 2nd, 2008 06:00
Umm if there is only one unicorn that says that there only needs to be 1. Because they HAVE A BRAIN. and not magggots in their head.
And only guys, girls trying to impress guys, and pedi files go to zombie movies. so get real zack attack, get real
December 2nd, 2008 06:01
â€omg, u just ran, omg i just jumped over something, omg i just used my horn to scratch taht hard to scratch spotâ€,
ahhhhh.
December 2nd, 2008 06:03
I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!
December 2nd, 2008 06:04
Zombies are also the down fall of society because they tell anyone who sees comercials of stuff like that that its ok to kill random people. and it isnt. ALSO i would like it if i didnt throw up every time i look at a zombie (if i ever saw one in reall life)
December 2nd, 2008 06:04
Zack-la’s was da bomb diggidy.
December 2nd, 2008 06:05
Zombie movies are so pointless too, they are like”OMg i just moaned, OMG i just hit someone, OMG i just killed someone, OMG my head just fell off.”
December 2nd, 2008 06:06
i guess white ppl who think they r black watch zombie movies too…..
December 2nd, 2008 06:07
Well, if the world becomes over populated, would you rather die in a horrible burning/drowning death or have random people you don’t know get eaten by zombies?
December 2nd, 2008 06:08
yeah.
im watching a magic show on tv.
and zombies couldnt do it.
but UNI’S COULD!
December 2nd, 2008 06:08
Usually in Zombie movies people are running and screaming..
December 2nd, 2008 06:09
burning/drowing because i can swim and i kno enough how to stay away from fire where if there were zombies theyd probably git me (or try to unttil i hit their heads off)
December 2nd, 2008 06:10
im going to ask ellen.
shes going to like unicorns!
December 2nd, 2008 06:11
i was saying the zombie movie thing from a zombies point of view. RUnning and screaming isnt interesting anyone can run and scream
December 2nd, 2008 06:12
I mean like because of global warming. Duh. Get rid of people that cause the pollution by having zombies eat them is pretty good solution. AND if some one tries to charge zombies with murder, the zombies will just be like “Attorney good. mmmm” so yeah.
December 2nd, 2008 06:16
Maybe u should say global warming and not assume burning/drowning is really that clear to mean global warming
December 2nd, 2008 06:16
Some people can’t run and scream at the same time. They have to scream THEN run.
December 2nd, 2008 06:17
Sorry. Global warming.
December 2nd, 2008 06:17
…………..u mean like the idiots ….like nate wa. shhhhhhh
December 2nd, 2008 06:18
i asked ellen!
December 2nd, 2008 06:20
mhmm
December 2nd, 2008 06:21
dude really the only way to kill zombies is wit shooting them in the head
or damaging their head
so like u can nuke them
adn some will still survive
because thier head is still intact
O.o
i wouldnt want to mess wit taht
a unicorn
well
if they go to fast
they could break their legs
and we all know wat happens if a horse breaks its legs
shootgun
oh baby
how fun
so ok if u break the unicorns leg
it is useless
if u ever watch a zombie movie
theirs zombies wit their legs missing
but thier still crawling to kill you
dude
crazy
but yeah no a zombie is still a human, just undead
and we all know how the human civilzation is doing
we are still going
wont be much longer, but still going
look at the horse civilzation
oh hot damn
pretty productive
im pretty sure( since zombies are still humans) that zombies are so much better
because for the last thousand years, we have made a amazing increase in just about everything
population
intellgence(that may be going down)
and idk, just so much more stuff
look wat horses(unicorns) have done
oh, i ate a apple
oh, i ran
oh, im stuck in a like gated feild =[
so sad
zombies are just so much better
cause zombies can live for thousands of years after it is turned(thank you zombie survival guide) with out eating
how long can a unicorn go without eating
??
=D
December 2nd, 2008 06:21
wow.
we are way off topic.
December 2nd, 2008 06:23
I think that everyone knows that this is pointless because VAMPIRES are always gonna defeat any mythical creature.
December 2nd, 2008 06:24
ZACK ONLY LIKES ZOMBIES BECAUSE HES A NECROPHILLIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 06:25
Zombie Zeitgeist Redux
Published by scott under Zombies
Over at Inside a Dog, YA writer Maureen Johnson has just extended and expanded her Insert a Zombie, Win a Prize contest.
The basic concept is that any scene in any book would be better with a zombie, a truth universally acknowledged among certain of us genre fans. (Scroll down to the blue text in this post for Maureen’s own example, featuring a zombie in Pride and Prejudice.) To enter the contest, just take a scene from any book and add a zombie to it.
For the contest’s new and improved iteration, celebrity judges Meg Cabot, John Green, E. Lockhart, and Justine Larbalestier will choose the winning entry!
Here’s my entry, though I probably won’t win, given that I’m married to one of the judges.
Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Zombies.
It was the best of apocalypses, it was the worst of apocalypses. It was an age of brain eating, it was an age of shotguns. It was the epoch of damaging the head, or of removing it from the body. It was the season of light infantry weapons, it was the season of dark pursuits through abandoned sewers. We had everything at the local mall before us, but there were too many zombies in the way. In short, the period was so far like the present period—except for, you know, all the frickin’ zombies.
Oh dayyng.
intelligence(that may be going down)
December 2nd, 2008 06:26
hehehehehehehe.
December 2nd, 2008 06:26
Vampires ARE better. But everyone knows that, so it’s not an epic battle. (I’m going to some how make this unicorn vs zombies a bill in Debate)
December 2nd, 2008 06:27
I cant even bring myself to read what zack writes….
December 2nd, 2008 06:29
i bet you jordan and nate are necrophilliacs too. lock up the grave yards..
December 2nd, 2008 06:29
haha idk
zombies are just so much better
play dead rising
or left 4 dead
lets face it, more people will like zombies then unicorns
zombies have a bigger media base
and more people loving it
and idk
wat are u going to do when a zombie invasion really does happen
pray for ur unicorns
do unicorns even have a power?
and dude
kate
ouch
low blow
im not a necro
taht hurt
December 2nd, 2008 06:31
what is up wit the necro stuff
i should of never told u wat taht meant
things would be so much better
=D
December 2nd, 2008 06:31
Low blow.
And uhh, Kait-wa, you’re friends with (3) necros in that case. And no. I’m more for the human type thanks.
December 2nd, 2008 06:32
its ok to be who you are zack
December 2nd, 2008 06:33
We know you’re not a necro zack-la
December 2nd, 2008 06:34
technically zombies are the UN-dead..
December 2nd, 2008 06:35
jordan its not nice to lie.
December 2nd, 2008 06:36
Jay-wa. im excepting of other ppl. obviously so are you guys
December 2nd, 2008 06:36
yes but they are still dead.
December 2nd, 2008 06:37
omg im so sorry, do you guys like to be called something other then just necrophilliac? (jk zack-attack, jk)
December 2nd, 2008 06:37
Your face.
December 2nd, 2008 06:38
yeah ik
but yeah yeah
ok so zombies are in a catagory of UN-dead( like jay wa mentioned)
but ok thier a bunch of branches their
like vampires
mummies
werewolves
skeletons
frankenstin thineis
whitches
warlocks
and a bunch of others
wat do unicorns have
a donky
a horse
a pegasuse
not to scary, or good
December 2nd, 2008 06:39
Yeah, ’cause who wants to be friends with some one who likes unicorns….
December 2nd, 2008 06:41
WTF
December 2nd, 2008 06:41
Donkey…whattabout goat?
December 2nd, 2008 06:43
If the only thing wrong about unicorns is where they come from u need to get over that. You should except anyone, mythical or not even if they are difffrent. Because in america everything is equal…i mean except for the amount of stupidity u guys have, its just like over excelling
December 2nd, 2008 06:44
AND the zombie ppl have a red head, a wannab pink head and a vegenator…..WOW
December 2nd, 2008 06:46
Pfft. It’s not just us. Or us at all.
Didn’t go to school today, but the stupidity still resounds there.
December 2nd, 2008 06:46
ohkay
UNICORNS RULE.
ZOMBIES SUCK!
get over it.
December 2nd, 2008 06:48
UUhm YOU kait-wa are the contributor to the ‘wanna-be’ pink head.
December 2nd, 2008 06:50
its just a simple fact of life that unicorns represent good.
meaning they could really be bad and no one knows!
because they are so magical.
but who ever heard of a good zombie?
December 2nd, 2008 06:51
well no b/c if i would a died ur hair (like i will in about a few weeks) you would b a pink head and no wanna b about it
December 2nd, 2008 06:54
umm watch shaun of the dead
the zombies turn good
and start doing stuff
December 2nd, 2008 06:55
oh im asking tyra banks too.
December 2nd, 2008 06:56
and fido
December 2nd, 2008 06:57
HA hollywood is clueless
December 2nd, 2008 07:00
Muahahahahahahaha
(evil laughter from Wolbachia that wants to rule the world)
December 2nd, 2008 07:02
I bet Tyra likes unicorns.
December 2nd, 2008 07:03
who cares?
December 2nd, 2008 07:04
EVERYONE.
December 2nd, 2008 07:07
no joke.
December 2nd, 2008 07:11
wow, u guys like doubled the comments on here from before…wanna know why? its because zombies are better. thats just how it works
December 2nd, 2008 07:12
a zombie would own a unicorn. trust me, ive seen it happen
December 2nd, 2008 07:16
uhm unicorns are magical AND have brains.
zombies dont have either.
December 2nd, 2008 07:28
yes they do
December 2nd, 2008 07:30
im pretty sure that scott westerfeld just made up this argument so he could watch people fight amongst each other.
December 2nd, 2008 07:35
sleep like vegas likes unicorns.
=]
we win.
December 2nd, 2008 07:39
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December 2nd, 2008 07:45
WWWWWWEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
December 2nd, 2008 07:46
No, man like seriously there are like so many arguments about zombies vs unicorns and david vs zane so yeah it’s just how it is.
ps
Zombies Win!! (80 Xs whatever kait-wa says!)
December 2nd, 2008 07:57
Unicorns win(100000000000000000000000000000000000000.9 times what jordan says.)
December 2nd, 2008 09:14
go elfs!!!!!!!
this random comment bought to you by gaiaonline go thier now
December 2nd, 2008 10:44
qualaties of a chicken like unicorns.
but apathy edge think zombie unicorns would be kick.
but i agree with apathy edge.
but i would rather have unicorn over a zombie.
[oh and those are both bands...qaulaties of a chicken is a teaser band]
December 19th, 2008 00:01
TEAM ZOMBIE!
Nerdfighter for life!
I am not sure but I believe the zombie vs unicorns originated via John and Hank Green (see vlogbrothers on youtube)
DFTBA
January 31st, 2009 16:28
Okay, I know how we can fix this whole problem.
ZOMBIE-UNICORNS!
Obviously.
They would be amazing.
Oh…and if you happen to see he comment about zombies not having brains…go read Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide. They kind of require brains to be zombies…
January 31st, 2009 16:34
The only way a unicorn could win is if it happened to be lucky enough to impale the zombie between the eyes, attacking the source of the virus and thereby destroying the creature. I doubt it would know how to do that.
However, zombies don’t eat animal meat if they can help it. Nobody really wins.
And don’t argue unicorns just because you’re girls and they’re “pretty and magical.” Unicorns are she-woman man-haters! >=O
Zombies can be magical tooooooo.
(Necromancy)
January 31st, 2009 16:41
Know what?
PYRAMID HEAD.
There.
January 31st, 2009 16:47
Jay Wa, zombies are the LIVING dead, not the UNDEAD, those are vampires…totally different categories.
January 31st, 2009 16:48
Sorry, Zack-la…TOO MANY PEOPLE…I’m sorry.
January 31st, 2009 16:57
Okay, Unicorns can’t do diddly-squat. You know why?
Because they don’t kill, they are a symbol for purity and innocence…they really can’t do anything but…be there…being good…and…sparkling….like GHEY MEYER-PIRES.
Zombies, however, cause apocalypses, and eat people, and people have an inherent fear of BEING EATEN ALIVE, and aren’t scared of unicorns…because unicorns can’t do anything to them, because of said reasons of being pure and innocent.
Now, tell me which ones are more interesting?
January 31st, 2009 16:58
Faith-Laa XD, shut your trap. You have no point, no capitalization, no correct grammar…and should just go away.
December 10th, 2009 05:19
TEAM UNICORN!!!!
Zombies can’t kill unicorns, but unicorns can kill zombies, since only a virgin descendent of Alexander the great can kill unicorns. I don’t think zombies fit that description…..
As for unicorns running away from zombies, please have any of you zombe fans seen a karkadann??
January 10th, 2010 07:22
Zombies vs unicorns. How could I have missed this! As you can see by the dat I have.
Go Zombies!!!
February 23rd, 2010 13:43
Hell yeah Team Zombies!!!!! I may have missed it; but when is this being released? I can’t wait to get it.
August 19th, 2010 09:52
i’m getting tired of hearing unicorn wins cause they have magic crap even an army could kill a unicorn in one second zombies can infect the world in weeks watch return of the living dead and you see why zombies are better
December 3rd, 2010 04:07
Zombies.
Can unicorns inspire terror? I think not. Are they implacably irrational and savagely hungry for human life? You think so? Throw them the little girls!
If in any doubt refer to Poppy Z Brite’s Calcutta, Lord of Nerves short story, one of her best pieces of writing in truly chilling Poe tradition.
No, not about the unicorn loving girls – toss ‘em!
January 7th, 2011 00:44
zombies will die they will get stabed like1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00000 times timessssssssz so i win
January 16th, 2011 08:55
Team Unicorn all the way! Zombies are much too…slow, dead, sad, miserable, pitiful…must I go on? Unicorns have kick-butt horn that can cure diseases you will most likely get from zombies. And they’re just magical, while zombies are just death.
April 29th, 2011 08:41
Thanks. Piquant article! Hope to get more info on this from you. Such a cool article. Thank you for the time you put into this. You’re a pretty good writer & vulgarizer.
September 21st, 2011 11:29
That’s crazy. But I’m up to it. Never have I heard if such a combination before. Now I need to look for the book. I hope our local bookshop has it already.
Oh yeah, TEAM ZOMBIE for the win!