Hoverboard Warnings

Posted on by scott

Snorgtees.com has a hoverboard safety T-shirt for sale featuring this logo:

hoverboard-t-shirt

Of course, this warning doesn’t fit in with the canonical Uglies universe rules of hoverboarding, so I felt a quick remix was in order:

hoverboardwarning

Ah. Now doesn’t that feel better?

Still in Texas and having a blast.

Update:
If you’re at TLA, I’m signing Thursday for two different publishers: Penguin (So Yesterday, Peeps, Last Days) at 2PM and S&S (Uglies, etc.) at 3PM. Both at Aisle 6.

If you’re in Houston but not at TLA, there are signed copies of my books waiting at Murder By the Book, 2352 Bissonnet Street, Houston, TX 77005.

573 thoughts on “Hoverboard Warnings”

  5. Ah, love the shirts.

    Glad you’re enjoying your time in Texas. It’s warm today! Almost 65 up near Dallas. To bad I can’t make it to Houston tonight. 🙁

  6. you’re back Scott-la!

    Love the shirt!

    Can’t wait until Halloween… gonna be a Special, flash tattoo &all…

    if that sweatshirt thing isn’t restocked, the one that says the Special’s arrest script… I’ll make my own 😀

    Ugh, makes me crave for a hoverboard ever more!!!

  8. Texas… nice

    here in Syracuse, NY… it goes from like 60 to snow to 60 to snow… like that’s every other day these weeks…

    but I actually adore snow, so it’s okay… but the quick change is bogus.

  9. Love it!! Especially that 2nd one. I’m in Texas, too, but not necessarily having a blast. Just staying home with the kiddos. 🙂

  13. i love both shirts!!!! Scott-la u should see if u can get Hot Topic to sell ur shirts. i mean ur a great author and hot topic even sell’s Fred and Charlie the unicorn shirts. it only makes sence. Plus i totally would buy them!
    And i have a q. it says the bords dont work out of city limits. isnt there a special board that works out side of the city that tally used?
    Also i know u said not to send e-mails sayin “OH ME GEE!!! PLAESE COME AND SEE NABRASKA (or) I CANT BELEIVE U!! U NEVER COME TO SMALL CITYS OR STATES LIKE sOUTH CAROLINE!!” so im not trying to nag but do u think u might ever come to lets say………..Bellevue or omaha Nebraska?
    Also i cant wate for ur new book to come out!!!!! plz e-mail me!!!(not to nag)

  14. Cool shirts! I’m with Julie-wa on wanting a hoverboard even more now. *sigh* Why does reality/technology have to be so boring compared to books?

  15. OMFG!!! IM GOING TO BE A SPECIAL FOR HALLOWEEN TO!! AND THIS IS MY 2ND TO THE LAST HALLOWEEN’S FOR ME CAUSE IN NOT GOING TO DO THAT KIND OF STUFF IN hIGH SCHOOL. AND IM IN THE 7TH GRADE. SO YAY.

  16. I HAVE A HUGE Q. SCOTT LA!!!!!!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ ANSWER THIS!!! OK. SO THE LAST WORD IN “UGLIES” IS PRETTIE’S, AND THE LAST WORD IN PRETTIES THE LAST WORD IS “SPECIALS” IS EXTRAS, AND THE LAST WORD IN eXTRAS IS CAKE. SO THERES A RUMOR GOING ON THAT THERES GOING TO BE A NOTHER BOOK IN THE SERIES CALLED “CAKE” IS IT TRUE???

  18. Is the original one a Back to the Future 2 reference?

    Scott, you definitely need to make more Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras wear. Or, better yet, ask for fan submissions. I would definitely waste a few more hours than I already do on GIMPshop making up t-shirt designs.

    Lizzy-wa… don’t feel embarassed if you go Trick-or-Treating in high school. I’m in the middle of my high school life and dressed up this past Halloween as Alice Cullen ^_^ – and had a total blast!

  21. btw ppl im not the same as lizzy-wa. ive always posted on this site but i had some wierd name that had to do wit nothing…………..just fyi to everyone! i had to change it to something both me and uglie series and Midnighters! i mean the r 13 numbers/letters in it and if u divide it by 13 u get 7777.076923076923 and if u take of the first 3 7nd’s (3 is in 13) u get 13 # left. and the last of these 13 # is 3! and …….. u know there are alot more things i came up with wit that and ill tell latter. kz!!

  23. Scott, bad news. I will not be seeing you today! I can’t make the 3 hour 19 min journy to Houston. 🙁 So please while your still in the wonderful Tejas, come down to San Antone! Please? I know you are probably like gettin all anoyed by me and are probably like yellin “Shut the freakin up allready, I can’t go everywhere!” but seriously! San Antonio is real close to Houston. Only 3 hours away by car. Or, you could go to Austin, which is only 45 min from SA instead of 3 hrs like Houston is. I could probably make it there. Though I don’t know how long that trip is from Houston… but please come down to SA? Like they say, SA is the Heart of Texas! Hehe. I know several people who would just LOVE to see ya! Plus, I’m the one making the fan made movie for your awsome series! So please come to SA? I won’t be mean and obnoxious like I was in the previous comments to come here. So please? I really would have gone to Houston, but alas, I can’t. So you’ll have to come here! And there is this one REALLY cool Barnes & Nobles that’s real pretty that you’d might like… or you could go to the one that’s by Best Buy, or to the Books -A- Millions at the new Alamo Ranch shopping center…

  24. Oh, and Lizzy-wa, I’m a Freshman and on Halloween, lots of other people went Trik Or Treating… it’s for all ages! After all, I think we’re all kids at heart… at least I am, lol
    Once again, I’m going to be opening a cafe Press shop selling fan stuff for Uglies, House of Night, The Vampire Diaries, and Maximum Ride! I’m currently workin on designs and stuff… if any of ya’ll have ideas, contact my on my website… on my name as usual…

  25. Bahahahaha! Nice.
    Gah! Texas?! So close, yet so far.
    Oklahoma is tons better! D:<
    Gahhhh….. This information depresses me.

  29. Casie- Yes, the original T-shirt is a reference to Back To The Future II (1989)! Biff yells this at Marty when he tries to escape Biff’s gang over the city’s water fountain, and his hoverboard ends up having problems.

    I like the “new version” of the shirt, though. It is perfect Special Circumstances propaganda a la Dr. Cable!

  34. LIZZY-WA, I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DESPRATLY NEED TO GET HUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M LIKE DYIN OVER HERE!!!!!! NEED HUNTED, NEED HUNTED…………. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe. I REALLY need to get some books… Oh, and I might also sell stuff for the Warriors series by Erin Hunter… IDK though…

  41. lizzy-wa101102, im a freshman in highschool, and everyone dresses up for hollaween all the time. lol dont be embaressed. ill be doin it till im in coolegee haha
    holawweeen is an opputunity to pig ur face out on freee candy.
    TAKE IT!

    lmfao =P
    =D

  43. Alex-wa: I have shops on Cafe Press and Zazzle (my name links to my Zazzle shop), and personaly, I think Zazzle is better. The products are better and they have tools (though if you have photoshop or something you don’t really need them, unless you want to add images). Also, I think Free Book Friday Teens is going to be giving away copies of Hunted sometime soon.

    I need Max sooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m dying to know what happens!!!!!! Sadly, I think it’s the last book in the series. 😥
    But I guess it’s better to end it now than to drag it out until it’s just not good anymore.

  44. its not!!!IT CANT BE!!!! 1ST OF ALL HE STARTED A 2ND SERIES FOR IT AND THE 1ST 1 HAD 3 BOOKS SO THIS ONE HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST 3 BOOKS. AND2ND OF ALL HAVE U SEEN HIS OTHER SERIES OF BOOKS? THERE ARE LIKE 50 IN A SERIES!

  45. house of night series??? i almost picked the first one up but i didnt think i would like it… it sounds like twilight and i hate that book and movie and stuff so i didnt get it…is it worth the read…sure doesnt look like it…is it like twilight?

  50. Max Ride is the first book in a new series for Maximum Ride. Whoa, Zazzle is way better, Dahila-wa! I’m going to switch! Hehe. Lizzy-wa, if you’re a complete cat lover like I am, or just love animals, trust me, you will be able to read 3 series about cats. You really get into them! I don’t know what I’m going to do when the series finally ends! It’s been with me for so long, I’m going to like panic! Hehe. I really hope it lasts a long time! Seriously, it’s not at all boring! It has a lot of action! Forbidden love, betrayal, fights, enemies, long journies, secrets, murderous plots, revenge, plenty of astrology, you name it! It’s action packed! You should give it a try before you decide to turn it down. You know what they say, don’t judge a book/ series by its cover! Or leanth, in your case, lol. Yup. I just looooove cats! Hehe.

  51. THE HOUSE OF NIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK SERIES I’VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE IT IS NOTHING LIKE BOOK WHICH MUST NOT BE NAMED AT ALL IT IS AWSOME AND THERE IS PLENTY OF AWSOMENESS IN IT IT IS MORE LIKE HARRY POTTER IF ANYTHING WHICH IS ALSO THE BEST SERIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ROCKS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Do you see how awsome HON is? Hehe. I didn’t think I’d like it either when I saw it and stuff but then I had nothing else to read so I checked it out from my library and it was AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same with The Vampire Diaries!!! They’re real good!!!!

  55. Second Max Ride series? What?!?!?! I know JP wrote another series about bird kids with a character named Max, but they’re not connected. When did this second series start? With Final Warning? Are you sure??? I’ll have to look into this on his site.

  58. How did I not know about this?!?! ❓ I just checked his site and it didn’t say anything about a new series (maybe I should look harder). I know about the manga series, but that’s just the original story redone (I recommend you read it. Fang’s hair is terrible, but the rest of the artwork is really good).
    I don’t think Zazzle has pet stuff.

  59. Darnit! Hm… how am I supposed to sell pet stuff then? Perhaps I should just like have just a pet store on Cafe Press, and everythin else on Zazzle… hehe. That could work, ya know…

  62. Cool shirts! I would so buy those if I could.

    Also, I’m pretty darn sure, for me at least, that there’s still a trojan lurking around on this site….

    Sorry I haven’t been on lately. Sooo busy! Updating much stuff.

    Also, anyone who likes books/ vampire books, and haven’t already, should read the Vampire Academy Series. It’s really good. By Richelle Mead.

    Talk to you guys later! Be around in…I dunno…a day or so.

  67. snorg is
    A- the best word since ditto
    B- the best T shirt store ever
    C-hillarious
    LOVE IT!

  68. HON is ok…..
    Zoeys like a megaslut
    i like VAMPIR ACAEMY!!!!!!!!!
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥+
    and blue bloods

  69. Hello! The babes are here! This is my favorite site to visit. I make sure I am alone in case I get too hot. Post your favorite link here.

  77. Hi Scott! You should so get into Wy some time. I know it’s a loser state but almost all the girls in my school ( 500+ ) have read at lest one of your books. It would be so fawsome.

  78. hahahaha! That’s so amazing. *coughADDTOCLOTHINGSHOPPESCOTT-LAcough*

    Yay! Andrea-la is back-ish!

    I hope it’s warm in Texas. (I said that bitterly, you just can’t hear it.)

    lizzy-wa101102: When I e-mailed Scott-la, I got a message from Gigi, his assistant.
    I almost cried. heart=broken.
    Also, with the numbers and your name, whoa. My dad trick or treats, and he’s like 40. Though, not for the candy, just the creepy masks ;P
    My friend, Kasondra (again) read the Warriors series and it’s a lot deeper than cats. I guess…

    Mary: Totally! Trying to trick the little uglies into believing the lies! Muahahahaha! (I’m totally Pro-Specials btw)

    Dahliah-wa(and everyone else who mentioned MAX): I desperately need it, but my friend Kasondra made some UH-freaking-MAZING fan fic for it! I’m not just saying that cause she’s my buddy either. I’ll ask her for the link to where ever she posts it, incase anyone is interested! The Final Warning was bogus. I like my brain-washing-messages to be subliminal not like BAM!

    Eva-la: Blue Bloods was pretty good. I haven’t read Revelations yet though…

    Nobel: What?

    Alex-wa: I think it’s &hearts then a semi colon but no space. ♥

    Peace.

  80. Tally&Zane: The poem doesn’t have to be about anything specific. I just want a good poem, but all the ones I’ve looked up are bogus. But if you give me a poem, I at least need your first name. Make up a fake last name if you want.
    Also, it has to be fifteen lines or more.
    Okay, that’s all.
    Thank you.

    Peace. (again)

  82. Come on… Go to the Midwest.

    Peas….

    And I can’t wait for another one of your books to come out.

  83. Okay, Jay-wa. I’m not sure which one’s you might like, if any. But if you want to, feel free to use any off my deviantart gallery. There’s a link to it in my name now. Some of them kind of suck though, so you might have to look through a couple before you find one you like…My first name’s on there too, and can you use an initial for the last name? If so, it starts with L.

  84. You probably wont read this
    because its to far down already but
    If you ever come to Canada agian
    can you come to vancouver?
    Toronto gets all the fun
    Vancouver needs some fun
    if thats impossible
    are you ever coming to
    like Washington or something
    cause I would deff drive all the way there to
    meet you(even though washington is so boring)
    Please come to Vancouver

    and to the person that said Hot topic should make Uglies stuff
    I say this
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    that would be horrible. Hot Topic is…..yuck!

  85. I love the Warrior’s series…it’s definetly not just cats.
    Ok i really need to catch up on my reading…you guys are always blathering on about HON or the Maximum Ride series but i have NO CLUE what you are talking about.
    wow, imagine me needing to catch up on reading…me who has read 13,000 pages this school year…

  86. Kristina-la: Hot Topic is awesome!!!!!!!!!! How dare you say such things about the best store in the mall!!! (though it’s second best if that has a B&N too)

  92. Oh, and I’m reading the Maximum Ride serise now….Well, you know, not right now….I had to put that on pause to reread the Narnia books……

  93. hehehe fawesomeness.

    i have yet to get the MAXIMUM RIDE series. i plan to go book spreeing this weekend tho. woot! woot!

    hehehe and other Lizzy-wa that is soooo wierd cuz when i was in seventh grade (last year) i was a SPECIAL for halloween! haha its so fun drawing on your face and arms with sharpie! except after i got in trouble cuz its kinda bad for your skin… hehehe but it was so cool and people were asking questions for like a week before it came off hehehe

    -Lizzy-wa OUT! :mrgreen:

  94. T&Z, I try to avoid that section, but it’s always right in the front, taking up a whole (tiny) aisle, so it’s kind of hard. I always end up walking through it because the store is just sooo tiny and crowded (even though there are only about four people in there, not counting my three friends).

  95. I totally forgot to say, I FINALLY FINISHED SPECIALS!!!!!!!!!! 😀 WHOO!!!!!!!! It was soooooo good!!!!!! I’m still working on my review for it, I’ll probably finish it over the weekend. 🙂

  98. My favorite store in the mall in B-Daltons Book Store.

    Oh yea. I could spend all day in there.

  100. K guys, I’m back! Oh, guess what!!!!! I just finished readin an AWSOME book!!!!!!!! It’s called The Secret of Laurel Oaks, and it’s about a haunted mansion!!!! It was REALLY good!!!! Ya’ll should read it for sure! Hehe.

  101. i will definitely pick up the secret of laurel oaks. sounds good. maximum ride looks soooooo boring and i will never ever ever read that book. and house of night just doesnt seem like my type of book idk it doesnt seem good…

  103. Kay-la, you are insane to think Maximum Ride looks boring!!! It’s loaded with fights and sarcasm, two of my favorite things. And it’s super funny. You should at least give it a try. I didn’t think I’d like it when I stumbled upon a few years ago, but now I love it!
    I don’t know about HON, since I’ve never read it. I’ve just recently gotten into vampire books, so I might borrow it from my friend.

  104. GASP. MaxRide is amazing. Definitely not boring. You guys! I made a slidshow vid on youtube! Pictures of hot and amazing guys! Check it out if you want, my youtube is Kalliegirl08 and it’s right on my page. 🙂

  105. yea idk a lot of my friends hated max ride and i kinda scanned through HON and it seemed kinda idk how to describe it but i guess pervy…lol idk….omg but has anyone ever read freaky green eyes? it looked sooooo good so i checked it out from the library and i stopped reading it in the third chapter or so because i swear that book is like super perve

  111. My name is now the link to the fan-fic for Maximum Ride, if any one is interested. It’s actually rather goodl.

    Lizzy-wa101102: you have to put the & symbol infront of the hearts; silly.

    Dahlia-wa: Yay! I’m glad you finished Specials! I have to say that it’s like my favorite of the whole series!

    Tally&Zane: I’ll read your poems when I can (my school blocked DeviantArt) and thank you again!

    Andrea-la: Not much has been going on. Just talking about books, hoverboards, books again, and the book that shall not be spoken. (which is Twilight, btw) Also, long time no post!

    Peace!

  112. Jay-wa, it’s book-that-must-not-be-named. Or, You-know-what-book. Hehe. HP fan, obviously.
    The authors for House of Night are P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast. They’re a mother and daughter team. And they’re a REALLY good team, of course!

  113. So I was poking around the blog (because I’m not really sure WHAT I’m supposed to be doing…yay school!) and I found these

    http://www.scottwesterfeld.com/blogimages/midcomic1big.jpg (comic one)

    http://www.scottwesterfeld.com/blogimages/midcomic2big.jpg (comic two)
    (not so much found as re-discovered)

    And I went to like his first post (you guys can click that) and some one sent him money because they read Touching Darkness in the bookstore. hahaha. And he didn’t cash it in. AND there were only SIX (SIX!) Comments! Wow. and two of them were Scott-la!

    So, you’re thinking the real Bixby has darkling Greeks sneaking around at night?
    Zombie darkling Greeks. (Pay attention.)

    Bahahahaha.

    Scott-la, if you read this, do you still have “Elephants in the Attic.”?

    Teen fiction is undergoing a remarkable transformation — the Wakefield twins of Sweet Valley High have had to step aside for new characters that are both believable and cool. The days of nice-enough, blonde-enough, B-plus-enough heroines are over. The new kids on the block have moxie and magical powers and, dare I say it, soul.

    It’s not just the world of teen fiction that’s cast a spell on me; it’s also the people I’m writing for. Teenage-hood fascinates me — it makes me giddy and breaks my heart at once. Same goes for teenagers. Teens don’t get their due credit. They’re not unformed creatures, wobbling toward sentience; rather, they’re super-formed, super-sensitive, super-perceptive. They pay attention. They stay on their toes. They get it.

    Okay, bye, and sorry for the probably long post.

  116. Does anybody have any suggestions for books I should read? I kinda have over $75 in book store gift cards, cuz it was my birthday yesterday. Ummmm. Yeah. I honestly don’t know how to spend the gift cards. So….Has anybody read any good books?

  117. HON, The Vampire Diaries, Maximum Ride, How to Ditch Your Fairy, The Secret of Laurel Oaks, Skinned, Warriors

    All of them ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  118. I read Need by Carrie Jones just recently and it was pretty good. And of course The Mortal Instruments Series if you haven’t read it yet.

  120. Andrea-la, have you read the Magyk series, Maximum Ride, or
    ‘I’d Tell You I Love You but Then I’d Have to Kill You?’ seriously, thats the name of the book, and its really good. of course, thats probly about $40 worth of books rite there, teehee.

  122. haha i so want those shirts!
    and the vampire diaries is pretty good. but is the 3rd book good?

  123. Has anyone else read Daniel X????? If not, I totally recommend it. He’s kind of like the male version of Max. I also suggest Gatekeepers by Anthony Horowitz to anyone who hasn’t read it. And I totally agree with Alex-wa on Max Ride and HTDYF, and Riva-la on I’d Tell You I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You (or LYKY for short).

  126. Daniel X rocked! I got it in an airport cuz I ran out of books to read on the way home and was being rushed so I just grabbed one and was like Woo! This is awesome!

  128. I love it when stuff like that happens, Tally&Zane.
    I was having trouble picking out a book from the school library, and my friend randomly walked up, grabbed one, and said “you’re going to read this one. It has a dragon on the cover. You like dragons.” I said “Okay…” and it turned out to be pretty awesome!!

  130. HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! sry i just drank two cups of starbucks and im really really really really hyper!! yay spring break!!

  132. bird seeds…ha! its in The Last Warning: maximum ride
    yea…sry im writing sooo many comments but i keep forgetting stuff that i wanna say..its the coffees fault.
    waaa! how do u make those hearts?? ;

  136. Ugh, Twilight. HP’s awsome! I couldn’t stop talkin about it for months after I finished reading Deathly Hallows! I was like completly crazy! Hehe. HP rocks. Like, last year when I was bored at school, I took my red pen, and wrote on the front of my left hand these words: “I must not tell lies.

    HP rocks!”

    Yeah, then I would show everyone, lol. It was fun! Haha. Anyways…

  137. Lizzy-wa101102, HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TW******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, DH sold over 11 MILLION copies in the first 24 HOURS!!!!! You can’t beat that! The book was so good, they have to make 2 movies for it!

  139. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS Harry Potter. Biggest HP geek evarrrr. Lmao. I think it’s ;heart; or something? Idk can’t remember.

  140. Riva-la: I’ve read those…lol….

    OH MY GOSH I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!! MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!!!!! I’ve read the entire Harry Potter serise 10 times and my parents had to hide my books because they thought I had become “too obsessed”. When I got the seventh book, I read it straight through the night until I had finished it, then I went to sleep, then when I woke up I read it again. Yeps. My friends called me the “harrypotterologist”. I was way too obsessed with Harry Potter. lol.

  141. It actually took me a while to read DH. I read half of it the night I got it, but then it took me, like, nearly six months (I think) to finish it. It kind of annoyed my friends because they couldn’t talk about it around me. 🙂
    I love the HP series, but it always took me forever to finish them. I think it’s because I get bored reading about the same characters for too long.

  143. lol….
    I’ve read the third Harry potter book too many times to count. That one’s my favorite, I don’t know why. I also love the fifth. lol. Yeah.

  144. they are petty good……………and ppl lets not get in a fight about these 2 series ’cause i think we all………….. FRICKEN $%$#&!$# LOVE SCOTT AND ALL OF HIS#%$^*! BOOKS!!!!! WHOS^$#!#&$ WITH ME!!!! *CHIRING*
    SCOTT!
    SCOTT!
    SCOTT!
    uLIES!
    MIDNIGHTERZ!!!!!
    **YA ITS TRUE AND U BETETER %$#@!!BELIEVE IT! IM A TOTALL SCOTT/ALL HIS BOOK’S FAN! I HAC OCD FOR THE BOOKS~!!!!
    i SPEND MOST MY TIME AT SCOOHL TRYING TO READ HIS BOOK’S BUT ITS NEVER GOING WRITE! I GOT TO GUYZ TO READ IT! ONE A 8TH GRADE THAT I UNBERABLY HATE! AND MY FRIEND SINCE PRE-K! I TOLD HIM I WOULD READ MAGYK IF HE READ THE UGLIES! pPL WERE GETING ME CAUSE I DIDNT STOP TALKING LIKE A BUBBLE HEAD FOR A HOLE YEAR! THEM MY FRIEND GOT ADDICTED! WE CAME UP WITH BUBBLEY NICK NAMES FOR EVERY ONE! ONE PPL WANTEDED A CHINEZE SUFIX THOE! I COULD RAMMBLE ON AND ON AND ON BUT . *i* *must* &*FORCE* *SELF* OF* *BLOGING* AHHHHHHH!*MIND CRUMBLING* FINGERS* *MUST* STOP TYPING* MUST* STOP*……………… aaaaahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    *PANTING*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    *PANT*
    OK. IM BETTER* BUT STILL CRAZY ‘CAUSE I HAVE BEEN SINCE BIRTH! ASK ANYONE I KNOW! I USALLY DO THAT OUT BURST^^^^^^
    OUT LOUD!

  145. OH MY GOSH! AT MY SCHOOL, I GOT ONE PERSON TO READ UGLIES, AND THEN SHE GOT SOME OF HER FRIENDS TO READ THEM AND NOW SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE READ UGLIES, IT’S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER KEEPS ON GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS CUZ SHE KNOWS IT’S ALL MY DOING CUZ SHE KNOWS THAT I’M SO INSANELY OBSESSED WITH UGLIES!!!!!! NOW I’M TRYING TO FORCE PEOPLE TO READ MIDNIGHTERS, AND I’VE GOTTEN, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE TO READ THEM!!!!! MY ENGLISH TEACHER GIVES ME WEIRD LOOKS CUZ OF THAT TOO…LOL…..JUST CUZ I’M OBSESSED WITH SCOTT’S BOOKS. OH YEAH. SO YEAH.

  146. I F*CK*N KNOW!!!!(PLZ ACSCUSE THAT LANGUAGE I REALLY LOVE THE BOOKS!)
    I GOT SOOOOO MANY PPL TO PICK UP THE BOOK BUT THEY WOLNT FLIPIN READ IT! I GOT MY FRIEND MEGEN TO PICK UP THE BOOK AT THE LIBARY THEN THIS DUMB^%#*! GIRL’S ALL LIKE DONT READ THAT IT SUCKS AND SHE HASNT EVEN READ THE BOOK! I ALMSOT WENT TO HER $&@ HOUSE TO #!&%&^@!* MURRDER HER IN THE F*CK*N NIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  149. know… u dont get it……..let me put it this way…………………….’
    THIS GIRL THAT I ULTIMATLY HATE(not just for that reason) WAS SAYI’N SCOTT SUCKED FRICKEN $@%&@!&y!!! thas WHAT SHE SAID SHE SAID QUOTE
    “SCOTT WESTERFELD SUCKS %&!*!%!!!!”
    AND SINCE IT WAS BY INSTINKED I SLAPED HER HARD ON THE ARM! IT WAS SOOOO LOUD IT ECOUD!!!!!!!!!! SHE TOTALLY DISERVED IT! AND MY FRIEND ANTONIO’S ALL LIKE OMG HOW CAN U SAY THAT!!!! SHE HASN’T EVEN READ ANY OF HIS BOOKS!!!! I CARE ABOUT PPL’S OPINON BUT WHEN U START SAY MY FAVORITE AUTHORS SUCKK PPL’S!#&#&%&!*(@#^ JUST TO SOUND COOL OR WAT EVER I WILL HURT U! KNOW JOKE! I TAKE THAT OFFENSIBLEY! AND I AM NOT A PERSON THAT GOSES AROUND HURTING PPL. I AM NOT LIKE THAT BUT U DONT SAY THAT ABOUT ANYBODY UNLESS THEY REALLY SUCK %#&$#!*!!!
    IM GOING TO THE MALL TO DAY WIT SOME FRIENDS SO I CAN BUY LAST DAYS!
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  150. LOL!!!!!!!
    Okay, I’ll use an inside voice. lol. Whenever my friends want to see if I’m awake, they say “Scott Westerfeld sucks” and if I react and hurt them, then they know that I’m awake. If I don’t react, they assume that I am dead. Yeah. So I guess that really doesn’t help to find out if I’m sleeping. lol.

  152. lizzywa101102: no offense but if you “like to be different” how does twilight fall under that category? everyone is reading that book because all of a sudden it became popular…again no offense but that isnt really being different…i looooove harry potter and i know thats not being different but i do…twilight is the worst (in my opinion)

  154. When people say something against one of my fave shows or books or bands, I just scowl at them until they feel like their skin is on fire. 😈

  155. That;s kind of funny, Lizzy-wa, because I hate Tw****** for different reasons than most people. I don’t hate it just because it’s over-hyped and the fans are kind of crazy (no offense, Twihards), I hate it because it’s a stupid, mushy, teen love story, and according to all logic, something like that shouldn’t be as popular as it is. After hearing about it, I actually looked inot it, but the story just didn’t appeal to me.

  163. The thing about Twilight that bothers me is that yes, it’s a decent book. Not obsession-worthy, in my opinion, but definatly read-worthy. Many people read it, simply because of it’s popularity and then they say that they love the book, and I honestly believe that they do. But most of those people have never read very many books in their life, and they assume that Twilight is the only good book out there. They probably all love to read, but don’t realise it because they put it off as loving Twilight. They still assume that all other books suck. If people would read Twilight and suddenly realise that reading is FUN, it would be different. But they just think that Twilight is the only good book out there. Still, because of Twilight, there are some people who I have met who have started reading other books. So it can’t really be a bad thing.

  164. SEE RIGHT THERE I TOTALLY FRICKEN AGREE! IT PISSESS ME OFF HOW PEOPLE WILL READ THE BOOK THEN BE ALL LIKE YA I TOTALLY LOVE IT! OR IF THE WATCH THE MOVIE THERE ALL LIKE I SAW THE MOVIE IM A TOTAL FAN! GOD IT MAKES ME MAD!!SOME PPL SAY THEY LOVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EFFING MUCH WHEN THEY’VE NEVVER READ THE BOOK OR SEEN THE MOVIE! I READ THE F-ING BUT WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT AND IVE LOVED IT EVERSINCE I TRULLY LOVE THE BOOKS BUT PPL WHO JUST READ THE BOOK TO BE ALLIKE LOOK I LOVE TWILIGHT! IT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO MADD SO I TOTALLY AGREE WITH U!

  166. I haven’t read any of the HON books. I might read MArked, but only if my friend lets me borrow it, I don’t think my library has it.

    I can’t wait until Necropolis comes out!!!!!! I’ve been waiting for that book since I finished the Raven’s Gate!

  167. I’m never going to get anywhere with my new book if I keep getting distracted by blogs. I started writing day before yesterday, and I’m only 2,590 words in. I should probably update the word count on my blog…

  169. Right now, I’m reading “Just Another Girl” by Melody Carlson. It’s pretty good, actually. Nice and easy to read. After that (cuz I’m almost done), I’m gonna read “To Kill A Mockingbird” cuz I have to read it for school. And I haven’t been reading it. So I’m behind. Yay! lol.

  171. Oh GOSH. You’d think I’ve been gone for like a week, not like 10 hours…I’d like to say this to get it out of my system, don’t be offended. I have nothing at all wrong with stephenie meyer. I’m sure she’s a nice lady, and props to her for writing a series and another book. She even admitted that she had never had the idea of being an author, one day she had a dream and just decided to write it. In my opinion, it was okay when I first read it. That was when it first came out. But I read it again, and actually looking into it, it’s not all that good or original. At all. That’s what I think. There are a hell of a lot of people that disagree, mostly fan girls. But I just DON’T like it. I could probably quote the whole series to you, cuz I did read it, multiple times. But there are just SO MANY other books that are a zillion times better that don’t get nearly the hype that they deserve. The only reason it’s so popular is that there’s a hot main character that people can fangirl about. That’s it. But Harry Potter, even though I hate to compare it to The-Series-That-Must-Not-Be-Named, It is just incredible. I mean, JK Rowling created her own freaking world inside our world. It’s so detailed, that I can totally picture it being here. And the characters, there’s tons of them, but they’re all better thought out than most the characters in above series. You can just feel all kinds of different emotions running through the books, sadness, hatred, love, friendship, confusion, devastation, happiness, loss. I mean, name one and it’s there. And it doesn’t end in fluff. Rowling is just genius. There are SO MANY reasons HP is popular, and they’re actually worth while.

    RANT OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    Okay, good. That’s gone, I feel cleansed. Lmao. That sucks Lizzy-wa plus a bunch of numbers that I don’t care to write…But why would your friend listen to the Bish if she’s your friend? I would think she’d listen to your opinion and read it anyways…
    I haven’t gotten to read Hunted yet…so sad, but I have no money for books at the moment and my parents aren’t willing to fork over some cash, cuz I checked on Borders.com and on my rewards card thingy it says how much I’ve spent at Borders since last March…that’s well over 2000 dollars in books. And they’re like HA. That’s enough, you can read them again or start reading them backwards or something.
    *sigh* Oh wells, I’ll probably end up reading it in the bookstore.

  174. fer hon?
    in not tring to be rud but i can sat the same thing about twilight. she made her world like the unknown. and many girl’s love the guy that plays harry. i do tho TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE HOT MANE GUY! PPL SHOULDN’T LIKE BOOKS CAUSE OF THE ACCTORS. IT MAKES ME MAD THAT PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH EDWARD CULLEN CAUSE ROBERT PATTERSON IS HIS ACCTOR!

  176. Ya, for HON. I don’t agree that you can say the same thing about that book. But okays, that’s your opinion. Am I the only one that thinks Rob Patinson isn’t hot? I swear, if you’ve seen him without his makeup, not a pretty sight.

  179. T&Z, even with the makeup it’s not a pretty sight.

    On the subject of Tw****** actors, does anyone else think Jackson Rathbone is the worst pick for Sokka EVER?! I’ve nicknamed him Not Sokka.

  183. She said he played Sokka right? I don’t know what we’re talking about though…or who Sokka is…

  186. Oh, by the way my puppy says hi. He’s sitting on my lap right now and like licking the computer screen so I take that as a “Hi.”. His name’s Zane, but after he was knighted his new name’s Sir Moses Alexander Zanederfeld the 1st of the 18th District of Columbia Originally from Manchester, God Save the Queen. Yeah…that’s my crazy amazing older brother’s doing.

  190. Oops, I guess I should have explained better. Sokka is from Avatar: the Last Airbender, which is going to have a movie next year. Jackson Rathbone is supposed to play him, he was in Tw******. I wasn’t going to judge the casting choices until I’d seen Avatar, but after seeing him in Tw****** I couldn’t help but notice the horrible mistake they made in choosing Sokka… not mention all the other characters, he was just the only one even remotely connected to the conversation.

  193. Thanks Andrea-la! And ya, dogs rock. Ohhh okay, that makes more sense Dahlia-wa. Aw, what kind of dog do you want???

  194. OH MY GOSH. We were talking about guinea pigs in Geography class. Well…chocolate covered guinea pigs to be precise…

  195. There are a million diffent kinds of dogs I want. I want a boxer, a vizsla, a great dane, a westie (but only if it’s as cute as the one on the Ceaser commercials), and a weimaraner. Okay, there aren’t really a million, but whatever.

  197. well i know about sokka from the last airbender. i thought u were just using his name. i loved that show. i loved the names. Ang, Katara, Sokka, i loved his bisson and lemer as well. i would totally love to be a water bennder!

  199. You know, I’d be happy with any dog… except a Chinese crested. They’re gross. And I want a jack russel terrier, they’re crazy. Ooh, that reminds me of something!
    I was watching Dogs 101 the other day, adn they were talking about jack russels, and they interviewed this guy who’s dog had died, but then he found this jack russel terrier. The dg went to a pound and he waited a while to see if anyone would claim the dog before he adopted it. Anyway, on Veteran’s Day, he was walking J.R. (the dog, named after his breed) through a cemetary when the dog started pulling on his leash, then he led the guy to a grave that was almost completely covered with weeds and stuff. The guy cleared the grave off, it belonged to a guy named Jack Russel, and he had been a veteran. Isn’t that weird? o_O

  200. I can never decide what element I’d want to bend. Fire is cool, and I like the martial arts used for it, but airbenders can fly. And earthbending is pretty awesome, but I love swimming more than I like playing with dirt (actually, I hate playing with dirt… or being around it) so sometimes I think waterbending would be best for me. I don’t know. I think for me to be satisfied I’d have to be the Avatar. 😀

  203. I think I need to get off the computer for a while. My eyes kind of burn from staring at the screen. I think I’ve been typing all morning (commenting here, writing about vampires, working on some posts, pretty much all at the same time).
    Yeah, I’m going to take a break for a while.
    Question for anyone: should I stay Dahlia-wa or change to Dahlia-sensei (I use that on Zazzle)? MAybe I’ll change my name after I read Extras.

  205. And I’m back! That was shortlived. 🙂

    Fun Fact from My Name Book:
    Shay and Shayla are both Irish names. Shay means “fairy place” and Shayla means “fairy palace”. I find it kind of funny, because it’s like when they became bubbleheads she made her name fancier by adding the “la”. 😆
    Yeah, that was random. 🙂

  207. Cool. I was off cuz I was straightening my hair cuz it’s curly and I slept with it in a bun so when I took it out it went BOOM. Lol.

  209. And now I’m leaving again. Going to the mall with my friends. Yayyys hottopic and pacsun…

  214. *shudders* I hate malls. There’s too many people and then there’s even more people telling you to buy things that you really don’t need and don’t actually want. And there’s too much noise. And there’s weird smells from the food courts. I just really can’t stand malls.

  215. OMG. I’m gone for ONE day, and 60 comments appear? Whoa. And Lizzy-wa, you’re CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! Jeez, calm down! And I thought that I get crazy sometimes. I am definatly not going to be able to read all of those! Daaaaang… you crazy people…

  217. omg,lizzy-wa, i agree with everything u said about twilight. i have read the series only once, but it was AWESOME. and i was disappointed that they made fugly robert pattinson play the gloriuss edward. OMG I LUV AVATAR SO MUCH SOKKA ROX. THEY SO BETTER MAKE A MOVIE. oh,btw, any news on uglies turning into a movie? i would luuuuuv that,as long as they sticckk to the book. I never read harry potter. i find it to b boring and,no offense, but I hated HON. i men, it was written well,i just could not get into it. i bough marked and betrayed at the same time, but i returned them and bought bogus to bubbly. oh, i have a Q 4 lizzy and Tally&Zane. first: how many times have u read the uglies seris? and second,have u read peeps or so yesterday?

  218. uknowuwantZANE, Avatar is getting a movie. I don’t think they’ve started filming yet, but they probably will soon. It’s due to hit theaters sometimes next year (summer, maybe).
    I want to read So Yesterday! I almosr bought it last time I was at Books-a-Million, but I got Frogs and French Kisses instead, because I really wanted to know what happened next. I’m definitely going to buy it next time I see it. 🙂

  219. Oh and, I FINALLY GET TO READ MAX!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!! Well, I get to read it soon. My friend bought it today, and she said I could borrow it as soon as she finishes it.

  220. Dahlia-wa: i totally agree with you…twilight is a mushsy teen love story and its terrible compared to most books (i mean seriously id rather read junie b jones) and doesnt deserve all the rave

  221. uknowuwantZANE:ive read peeps and so yesterday. ive read the uglies series 8 times. PPL AND ALL HATERZ OF TWILIGH!!!! PLZ STOP TALKIN ABOUT HOW U HATE IT! I FRICKEN RESPECT UR OPINIONS BUT I TAKE IT OFFENSIVLY WEN U TALK BAD ABOUT TWILIGHT!

  223. jeez, it’s so hard to keep up..i’m never on when you guys are on so i have to scroll through 100 comments or so 😛
    okay…
    Riva-la: the book was actually none of the above. It was called Dragonhaven. and it was pretty good, quite believable.
    i have this to add to Tally&Zane’s & other’s rantings:
    HARRY POTTER SERIES ROCKS!!! for sooo many reasons.
    also, craziness is awesome. normal people are secretly jealous, you know they are! 😀
    i love peeps & so yesterday, even though that question was not directed at me…i didn’t like the last days as much though.
    Malls…I love to go in those stores with swords and figurines all over the place which seem to be exclusive to large malls. and bookstores, i could spend HOURS in there…and i have border’s gift cards, what am i doing at home!?!??!

  225. GRRRRRRR!!!! STOP EFFING DISSING TWILIGHT!!!! IT I COULD I WOULD NOW TAKE HARRY FRICKEN POTTER AND RIP IT UP THEN THROW IT IN A FIRE AND WATCH IT BURN!! THANKS TO ALL U HATERZ I NOW OFFICALLY HATE HARRY POTTER!!!! I ASKED SOOOOOOO MANY TIMES TO TELL U ALL OT EFFING STOP!

  227. Jeez, Lizzy-wa. All I’m saying is Twilight makes people… overreact, and that it might be best if we didn’t mention it for a while.

    Click my name, I just updated my blog (it’s really quite funny). 🙂

  232. Toph and Suki are my favorite characters. Toph reminds me of Dess, Suki is just awesome. Like when she climbed the tower in Boiling Rock to capture the warden. That was so cool!

  233. I’ve read the Uglies series like…6 times for each book I think. And yeah, I’ve read all of Scott’s books. Dude. Lizzy-wa. Calm down. Everybody’s entitled to their opinions, you can’t ask them to stop and expect them to immediately. If you can still say you love it, we can still say we hate it. It’s not a big deal. I don’t wanna argue, I think this is just silly. On the Bright side, I went to hot topic too and got a freakin sick arse skelanimals jacket that’s black and turquoise and purple and a purple twloha shirt. Heck YUS.

  234. Gah, I forgot to mention Sokka! He’s also one of my faves. Long live the meat and sarcasm guy! 😀

    To all Avatar fans, who else thinks Zuko is totally emo? He has kind of emo hair, and they even managed to give him a hoodie in season 3. 🙂

  236. Whoa. *rubs head from all the YELLING*
    ♥= & hearts ; just get rid of the spaces=&hearts ;=♥

    😀

    I THOUGHT WE DECIDED >>>>>not<<<<< TO MENTION TWILIGHT?!?!?!!? HMM? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PEOPLE? *angry silence because that’s worse than yelling.*

    Also, people who LOVE (<not yelling) Maximum Ride, don’t forget about my friend’s fanfic. It’s my name WAYYY up there before all this shouting. ;P

    Andrea-la: If you haven’t spent all your money yet, Feed by M.T. Anderson is a pretty good SciFi, obviously Love is Hell, An Abundance of Katherines is good (by John Green).

    Tally&Zane:Thank you for letting me use your poems! I can’t decide, so it’s between I’ll Spell it out For You, The Rant of a Dreamer and Just Press Play. I figure I’ll look for some hyperbole and whatever. ;p And your last name is now Larson. and it rhymes with arson!

    Peace.

  237. ha yea np dahlia-wa… and once again i agree we should probably stop talking about twilight

  238. blah……….
    ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

  239. Ha, nice. I’ll check out the fanfic as soon as I can! No problem, thanks. HeHe, AWESOME. Larson arson larson arsonnnnnnnnnnnn. Lmao. I VOW NOT TO MENTION THE SERIES THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED ON THIS WEBSITE AGAIN. WHO’S WITH MEEEEEEE??????????

  242. *Gasp*
    *Silence*
    *Struggles to remember how to speak*
    You… do… NOT… EVER… say… THAT… about… HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  245. And why are people all of a sudden posting a gazillion comments? I have several things I’d like to say.
    First of all, to whomever was upset at the Sokka casting, he was in BOOK-THAT-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED. He was acting for THAT. Do you get what I’m saying? If I put on some make up and stuff, I could look completly different in anyway I wanted. So don’t judge him just because you saw him in THAT movie, for cryin out loud. I don’t mind malls much. Personally, I like the food court. I’m a cat lover. 100%. I LOVE cats! Wait- ♥ lets see if I made a heart…

  246. I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just made a loooooong comment, and it got DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  247. *Sigh* I’ll say later, don’t want to post too many comments in a row. Jeez. And I officially declare that Westerblog is infected with a virus/trojan horse/worm, because EVERY TIME I go here, my computer detects it. So Scott, you might need to check that out…

  250. Tally&Zane:
    I totally agree with you on the rant score. I used to be all fan-girly, complete with mad and and wild looks, but when I read some spoilers (true ones) and BD, I was upset. Really upset.
    So I started looking into the section of internet media that really, really doesn’t like Twilight. And then I realised something. The people who wrote negative reviews and articles about it generally had less spelling mistakes, caps lock problems etc. than the fangirly things I read. And when I read them I agreed with them. I personally was horrified when I re-read Books the 1st, 2nd and 3rd, that I had been all….fangirly about them. Ew.
    But…There’s a happy ending. I don’t have anything against Twilight, and I am still glad that I got to read and enjoy it.
    IN the 2/3 weeks leading up to BD’s release, I did some artwork of the quotes on my deviantart page. I learnt how to make cool banners, and my deviantart page was inundated with friendly people who thought my work-ideas, news, spoilers, ART- brought a smile to their face.
    And heck, if YOU like Twilight….no problem with me.
    Over and OUT.

  252. Scott-la, why can’t we buy that shirt???*whines*

    …
    No, seriously. You should post it on Zazzle, or something. And I bet the T-shirt sales would even beat the 11mil-in-the-first-24-hours record that Deathly Hallows set!
    Funding to buy lots of Rambutan.How do they taste, anyway?

    —–
    Clickeh teh link.My name, randoms.

  253. Hi! Sorry if this is really irrelavant, but I found Jess’s sword/antenna thing used in context!

    “The construction site makes it interesting because portable toilets are at construction sites all the time, but, the Tate Britain’s a respected institution; the juxtaposition makes it more unique.”

    from:http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/toilet.asp

    Isn’t that cool? The article itself is neat also.

  254. Okay…..You guys talk a lot…..My opinions on Twilight are that it’s read-worthy, but not obsession-worthy, and that most people who like it have never read another book it their life, so maybe they just love reading, not Twilight, but cuz Twilight is the only book that they’ve read, they’ll obsess over it. That’s just my opinion.

  255. Alex-wa, he doesn’t just not look like Sokka, he’s way too old. Sokka is supposed to be 15, not 20! I think the actor playing Sokka is older than the guy playing Zuko, and Zuko is supposed to be older than Sokka! It’s just not right! THEY’RE RUINING AVATAR!!!!!!!!
    Sometimes I wish they weren’t making a movie, because so far they’ve gotten everything wrong. 🙁

  256. omg i hate when they have like 26 year old actors playing kids in high school…it happens all the time…like in shes the man (love that movie though)

  261. i like twilight. *gasp* i just said the T word. i want a hoverboard shirt sooo bad, but my mom doesnt want me ordering stuff online…sob. ahem. so. how many of u actually hav a hoverboard shirt?

  262. i think talking about those series would be fine if we all were civil about it…i mean, there are those who go “TWLIGHT SUCKS” or “HARRY POTTER IS THE WORST EVER” and then there’s those who defend it equally violently…”OMG YOU GUYS SUCK FOR NOT LIKING IT IT’S THE BEST EVAR!!!!1!!@!!” and the excess of caps lock and violence happening…ugh…*shudders*
    plus, banning talking about two of the most popular book series where we all love to read? don’t think that’s gonna work very well.

  265. i dont think that will work eIther…………
    HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!!!!!!
    NEW LAW IN THE SCOTT LAW KINGDOME!!!!
    WE CAN SAY TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER ONCE A GAIN!
    THO HEAR YEE! DO FLIPIN’ DISSIN EITHER SERIES OR OFF WITH YEAR HEADS!!!!!!(dont worry we wont cut off ur heads but plz dont diss either) HEAR YEE HERE! AND READ ALL ABOUT IT!

  269. *throws rotten fruit* WHO DIED AND MADE YOU COURT JESTER?!?!?!?! OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! LONGGGGGGGGGG LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE SCCOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT-LAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lmao…sorry, I just had to. I’m just kidding.

  270. *dances with Haley~Hyperness is ICY*
    *starts a riot*
    All hail king Scott-la!
    SCOTT!
    SCOTT!
    SCOTT!
    WOOT WOOT PARTY OVER HEAR WOOT WOOT PARTY OVER THERE!!

  272. Aryll-wa: people were freaking out over harry potter and twilight, and we were wasting comment space dissing both of them so we decided to be civil about it (after a brief period of banning saying either one). Then lizzy-wa declared it in a random fashion and it was awesome.
    come dance in the streets with us!

  273. *GASP*!!!!!
    PPL! IF THIS IS A REAL KING DOM THEN WE NEED OTHER PPL!
    OK SOOOO WE NEED A cOURT jESTER
    A PRINCESS
    A PRINCE
    A BANKER
    jUSTINE IS QUEEN
    A BAKER
    WAT EVER U CAN THINK OF IN A KINGDOM!
    iM THE ROYAL ADVISER!
    FIRST COME FIRST SERVE SO PLZ PUT WHO/WAT U WOULD OR LIKE TO BE@!!!!!
    HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!!

  283. Ya, I know. Just officially recognizing it. Lmao. Hells yesh. I feel special. Can I be a ninja/faery/awesomeness on ice princess???? And Three cheers for randomnessosity!

  285. Awwww…but…but…okay fine! I can deal with that. We should hecka tell him! But not until we have an AWESOME name for his kingdom, it has to be totally original, and we have to get jobs or names or whatever for everyone!

  286. NOW LETS PARTY FOR SCOTT LA’S REIN!
    LONG LIVE THIS KINGDOM OF TOTALLY RANDOM AWSOMENESS\
    LONG LIVE THIS WEB SITE!
    LONG LIVE KING TOTALLY AWSOME SCOTT-YA!!!!
    *CROWED WOOT’S AND CHEAR’S

  288. Haley~hyperness is ICY
    wow, u hav a long name! lol.
    no i havnt read those series, and my comments a wittle bit late, but i only left for like(about) 20 minutes. fyi my name is actually italian…i think.

  291. Awww…okay Haley-Sensei. I don’t know any karate, so you can be the ninja of the kingdom!

  292. HOW ABOUT THIS NAME!……..
    tHE TOTALL AWSOME KINGDOM OF GREAT RANDOMNESS AND TOTALLY AWSOME PPL!
    HEY PPL WE NEED CHOIECES FOR NAMES SO WE CAN VOTE ON ONE SO PLZ TRY AND MAKEUP A AWSOME 1~!

  294. i did taekwondo once, but then i quit, i was a senior blu belt. yeah. *bobs head* does it really take 1 year to up ur belt color for karate?

  296. UMMMMMM…Westerfeldiantopiataniaawesomeiniainsania. Try sayin that 3 times fast…rofl. Jk.

  300. HELP!!
    it wont let me go on westerboard!
    it keeps sayin like um…authorization required plz enter name and password!!
    ???????

  302. wat i wanna be…i wanna be the vampire with the shiny skin so i can just stare at my arm all day and become a fairy princess!
    no.
    i wantz to be a Cutter with flash tatoos minus the cutting.

  304. Mmkay, a non-cutting cutter with flash tattoos. And what will you do for our society? And how does that make you feel?…Uh huh….Mmhm….*writes this all down on clipboard*

  307. *also rights this down*
    ok so this is wat i have
    im the royal adviser
    Haley~Hyperness is ICY is the top ninja
    Aryll-waon is the magical elf!
    tally&zane is ninja/faery/awesomeness on ice princess
    Riva-la is Cutter with flash tatoos minus the cutting.
    did i miss any one/ thing??? causei need to do my job and tell scott la the ppl of his kingdom!

  314. Teehe…but we shall be nice to the peasants. Cuz we’re not an evil kingdom. If we were there’d be more maniacal laughter duhhhh…Okay maybe a little evil. Who wants to joing me in practicing the laugh??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

  315. alright!!! hey pplz hear yea!!!! we will now vote for the name of this kingdome!!!!1! first name to get 20 votes starting now will win !
    we have Westerfeldiantopiataniaawesomeiniainsania!!!!
    and
    tHE TOTALL AWSOME KINGDOM OF GREAT RANDOMNESS AND TOTALLY AWSOME PPL
    and other if ppl think of 1!
    i vot for Westerfeldiantopiataniaawesomeiniainsania!!!!
    thats 1/0!

  319. OH NOES! LIZZY-WA CAN’T BREATHE! SOMEBODY CALL A HOT GUY TO GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH!

  322. I vote for tHE TOTALL AWSOME KINGDOM OF GREAT RANDOMNESS AND TOTALLY AWSOME PPL. I’m not gonna vote for my ownnnn. Pshhh.

    so 1/1.

  323. Wow, I missed a lot while I was writing, but I’m caught up now.

    So, the blog is a kingdom now? Interesting. Wouldn’t a Cutter without the cutting just be a Special with flash tattoos?

  325. Dahlia-wa, SHHHHH, we don’t have to speak about that! She’s just a fancy, upgraded, non cutting cutter. Totally hi tech. Rofl.

  339. well we have.
    im the royal adviser
    Haley~Hyperness is ICY is the top ninja
    Aryll-waon is the magical elf!
    tally&zane is ninja/faery/awesomeness on ice princess
    Riva-la is Cutter with flash tatoos minus the cutting.

    so anything else.

  350. I don’t think it matters cuz there’s no other Haley on here, but whatever ya want.

  356. ok !!!!! yay Dahlia-wa! so far this is are kingdom…….
    im the royal advisor/flame bringer{from midnighterz}/ And part of special curcomstances
    Dahlia a ninja (with dark purple hair and a black katana).

    Haley~Hyperness is ICY is the top ninja
    Aryll-waon is the magical elf!
    tally&zane is ninja/faery/awesomeness on ice princess
    Riva-la is Cutter with flash tatoos minus the cutting.

    and the peasents that just ride hover bords!

  357. This kingdom needs an anthem! Since it’s easier to pick a song than it is to write one, I think we should use something by MCR (I was just listening to them). Ooh, no, we should use Muse! (listening to them now)

  369. Grr, this computer is so annoying! The old one saved my name and stuff, but it died, so now I have to type them in EVERY TIME I want to comment.

  377. 13 numbers/letters in it and if u divide it by 13 u get 7777.076923076923 and if u take of the first 3 7nd’s (3 is in 13) u get 13 # left. and the last of these 13 # is 3! <<<<<<<ant it randome!!!!!!

  383. Hehe, it was worth a try. 😀

    Has anyone else read The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan??? I’m reading it now and it’s really good. 🙂

  393. there r at least 20 bloggerz. and if scott-la votes then hos vote will cont as 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and on and on and on ’cause hes the king!

  396. But if no one reads all the comments about the new kingdom thing, they won’t know they need to vote (and there are so many comments that people will probably just skip over most of them). So, we could be here a while.

    Do we need to have a name before we choose an anthem???? We could probably choose an anthem without a name. 🙂

  404. I don’t have a particular song in mind, but like I said before, I think we should use something by MCR or Muse. Or Paramore, Flyeaf, the Killers, Tool (just got 10,000 Days yesterday!), Mayday Parade is good, and We The Kings, and 30 Seconds to Mars. 😀

  412. anything by Paramore, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, BoysLikeGirls, WeTheKings, Panic! at the Disco, or Fall Out Boy is fine with me.

  416. Okay, so we have 2 people for Three Days Grace, and 2 people for Paramore, Flyleaf, and We The Kings. I also like Linkin Park, so 2 people for that too.

  417. Maybe we should stop thinking about favoreite bands, and start tihnking about something that would actually make a good anthem. 🙂

  431. Hola crap. You guys are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are SOOO lucky that I even read all through the 150 comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, crazy people. I am AGAINST monarchies, so I choose not to be a part of this “Kingdom”. And I would say “Westertopia”, or “Westerland”. Minus the “feld”. Sounds better. Or “Westermania”, you guys are sooooo crazy you can’t even type right! I was SOOO annoyed by ALL of the stupid typoes!!!!! Come on, people! THINK!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  435. Yep. Most of them were so short, it didn’t take too long. And calm down and think, take a deep breath. Then you will be more creative and stuff. Okay?

  437. Do you guys think I should add a {Shay} to the end of my name? Maybe I could do something with ♥ now that I know how to make them….

  438. and it all started out with……
    265 lizzy-wa101102on 06 Apr 2009 at 7:12 am
    i dont think that will work eIther…………
    HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!!!!!!
    NEW LAW IN THE SCOTT LAW KINGDOME!!!!
    WE CAN SAY TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER ONCE A GAIN!
    THO HEAR YEE! DO FLIPIN’ DISSIN EITHER SERIES OR OFF WITH YEAR HEADS!!!!!!(dont worry we wont cut off ur heads but plz dont diss either) HEAR YEE HERE! AND READ ALL ABOUT IT!

  448. Seriously, there is soooo many comments on here now that like it takes forever for me to go on here and post comments!!! At least, I’m guessing that’s what is causing those….

  450. I think I’m going to rewrite my review of Specials. I don’t like it, it doesn’t do the book justice. I guess I’ll do that tomorrow. 😛

    I have to go eat dinner. Bye! 🙂

  458. So… hey guys, guess what?? I’m making a Zazzle store for fan appearal for Uglies, HON, The Vampire Diaries, and Maximum Ride! And maybe a few others… I’ve made 3 products so far…

  462. OMG, I haven’t been on here in forever. Oh well. If you read ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE Scott-la, I must say I love the shirts and I would SO buy them. At Hot Topic, where ever the hell you decide to sell them, I’ll buy them!!! [even if they make me a little hoverboard crazy] And I’m uber sad that I couldn’t come to Texas. I was so SURE, but ugh, stupid people. Hopefully the next time you go somewhere, I’ll be there.

  464. I’m back!!!!

    I need votes on my new poll! I’m thinking of doing a contest to name two characters in one of my books (the two main characters, not some extras that will be there for one page), but I’m only doing it if people want to enter. So, click my name, read the post, then vote on the left. Please!!! 😀

  465. Hoverboard Warning T-shirt is made! It’s $23, around that… due to high demand… plus I have to make some money! Hey, think of it this way- by buying my apperal, you’re donating to the Uglies movie! That is why I’m selling the stuff, guys, so I can get money to buy stuff for the movie, so it’ll be awsome! I need money to make it good!

  466. Oh, and if you visited my blog, what did you think of the jellyfish up top??? I just added them the other day. 🙂 I ♥ jellyfish, they’re so cool looking. 🙂

  470. I love how on Zazzle, you can put a design on any shirt you want (though some designs are limited to light shirts or dark shirts, but who cares?).

  474. Cool gallery, Alex-wa. And there’s no difference between a shop and a gallery, I just keep forgeting they’re not called shops on Zazzle. 🙂

    Who was it that said we should call the kingdom Westertopia? I like that more, it makes more sense. 🙂

  478. I’m workin on more designs and stuff… I made an awsome HON shirt design at school, but I need to put it on my flash drive to move it to my computer so I can put it on Zazzle! Or, I might just make it again… hm…

  481. Does anyone else ever feel like their iPod plays favorites when you put it on shuffle? Like, it gets stuck on one band even though your playlist is really long?
    Mine does that. It seems to like Bullet for My Valentine and Muse a lot. It always plays 2 to 3 of their songs in a row. 🙂

  483. I guess… I don’t really have a huge amount of music on my iPod, like I still have only used just about half of my iPod memory or whatever, with music, pics, and vids included…

  487. Oh. My. Gosh.
    You peoples talk a LOT. Too much, almost. lol. btw, there is no force on the planet that could make me read all those comments.

  489. Heehee I actually did, Andrea-la! Well, that was earlier… hey, long time no talk! We should IM eachother again… we haven’t in FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe

  491. hmmmmmmmm. to day i started the hole kingdom thing. ppl get to pick wat they want to be in the kingdom. we r having a vote for a kingdom name and a top ten playlist. we r now alowed to say harry poter and twilght but we cant talk bad about either. if u have q.z just ask me!

  492. ooo the DSi…im getting that…im so so glad i didnt get the ds lite to replace my original ds… now i can get the DSi…also i vote for Westerfeldiantopiataniaawesomeiniainsania… and i would like to be apart of the kingdom if its okay…and i think the theme song should be keeps getting better or mr brightside ordont trust me or OH DEFINITELY: THAT 70s SONG BY THE CAB my fav band!!!… who here has a sn?

  494. I should probably get off the internet and work on my book a little. I’ve decided to keep track of how many words I write a day, and if I don’t work a little more today’s word total will be kind of low.
    I don’t think my iPod likes Tool. I just bought one of their CDs yesterday, and none of the songs have come up on my shuffle yet. 🙁 It seems to like Brand New, the Killers, Muse, and BfMV just fine.

  498. well first of all we dont know if its going to be Westertopia. and yes wee do have an enemy. haterz of Hatertopia! they dont like scott so the ninjas shoud take ’em out!

  501. Awesome! I have someone to fight now! What good are (imaginary) ninja skills without an (imaginary) enemy to fight?!

    I should make a shirt for this. Then Westerfeldians everywhere could wear the official shirt. I could make a few, like one for each job/title. That would be awesome.

  502. Oh yeah, #499 was just something random about my book. I call it B16 so people can’t steal the title (I’m a little paranoid about that).

    We’ve passed the 500 comment mark!!!!! WHOO!!!!

  504. gosh I have been without a computer much too long, the ones at our house just broke, conveniently my sister and brother both got laptops that I rarely get to use, so unfair.
    Prolly my last comment for a while

  509. Yup. I’m back. But just for this sec, because my parents just decided a few weeks ago that I’m not allowed to use electronic devices past 10PM. Crazy, I know! Well, I guess I do need to go to bed because of stupid school tommorrow… which reminds me! My friend Anthony {david} wrote a very special poem about homework!

    Homework, oh homework, I hate you, you stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink! If only a bomb would explode you to bits, oh homework, oh homework, your giving me fits! I’d rather take baths with a man eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. Eat spinach or liver, or pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework my teacher assigns. Homework, oh homework, your last on my list; I simply can’t see why you even exist. If you just disapear it would tickle me pink! Oh homework oh homework, I hate you, YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Isn’t that awsome?? I think we all agree on this, too!!

  510. HOLY SNAP. You guys commented SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Can you give me a summary of what happened?

  511. o.m.g. i left for 5 hours and there were 200 more comments.wow.
    Kay-la: i wanna get the DSi. but my mom wants to kno how much it costs?
    plz plz plz plz plz be under 300$

  513. ok this is wat happend……..
    we have gotten a rid of the rule about not saying twilight and harry potter. but u can not say anything bad about either. in the making of that i was speaking weird and had an idea for a kingdom. u can be almost anything u want just tell me. we r voteing on a top ten playlist and a king dom name!
    have a q? ask me!
    hear yee hear yee! long like king SCOTT-LA AND JUSTINE!!!

  516. Andrea-la: I think you’re right about the-book-that-shall-not-be-named-due-to-gazillions-of-comments-and-screaming.

    also, there’s like 515 comments now, which is a pretty clear sign that A NEW POST MUST BE PUT UP. With lots of happy-making things. ;D

    Dahlia-wa the ninja: muse, brand new and the killers rock!

    I’m with Tally&Zane, I could use a summery of all ^^that^^.

    Peace.

    P.S.
    I read Looking For Alaska, and it was super great!
    Everyone knows David Leviathan…

  518. Ooh, yes! Working props would make it totally bubbly/icy/doos/fawesome!!!!

    But if everything worked, it wouldn’t really be a role-play. Would it?

  529. Well, since I don’t have to ask, and ninjas can do whatever they want, I’m changing to a black-winged ninja sorceress. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  532. is anyone on right now actually looking at me commenting?
    if so please talk to me…im boreddd

  544. Soooooo………………. I’m sort of bored… I’m blowin off my HW as usual (See comment # 509 if you want to) For a quote of comment 509:

    Homework, oh homework, I hate you, you stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink! If only a bomb would explode you to bits, oh homework, oh homework, your giving me fits! I’d rather take baths with a man eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. Eat spinach or liver, or pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework my teacher assigns. Homework, oh homework, your last on my list; I simply can’t see why you even exist. If you just disapear it would tickle me pink! Oh homework oh homework, I hate you, YOU STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  545. Okay, playlist? Like…music???? ZOMG. Okays, if so, Panic at the Disco HAS to be on it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. My All time favorite band eveerrrr.

  552. OMG that is such a cool hoverboard sign. Photoshop? And i really want to buy “mind-rain”.

  555. а ты интересно публикуете видосы вблоге?

  564. Copenhagen has failed. The UN has failed to address the most important crisis in human history. This is now the time for sanctions, boycotts and embargoes. A new alliance is needed. An alliance of hope and peace and justice must be built to oppose the axis of pollution, extinction and self destruction

  566. That’s a lie! In the Aquatic Capital and Tempest Waterway hoverboards are good at maneuvering in water! LIAR! And the fact the top speed for a hoverboard which is 480, but the average speed they go is 163 to 180 mph, so don’t tell me you can’t ride hoverboards on the water! Got that?

  567. Plus those places are real, since I visited them this summer, and for the fact I also went to Splash and Red Canyon! So leave me, Cream, Cheese, and Chocola alone!

  571. Hoverboards work int he wild too! You pathetic morons are nothing but liars! >:C Plus the fact i went to the Botanical Kindom and you ARE able to ride the them. So get rid of your pathetic nasty, rumor please! 🙂 Thanks

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