Hoverboard Warnings

Posted on by scott

Snorgtees.com has a hoverboard safety T-shirt for sale featuring this logo:

hoverboard-t-shirt

Of course, this warning doesn’t fit in with the canonical Uglies universe rules of hoverboarding, so I felt a quick remix was in order:

hoverboardwarning

Ah. Now doesn’t that feel better?

Still in Texas and having a blast.

Update:
If you’re at TLA, I’m signing Thursday for two different publishers: Penguin (So Yesterday, Peeps, Last Days) at 2PM and S&S (Uglies, etc.) at 3PM. Both at Aisle 6.

If you’re in Houston but not at TLA, there are signed copies of my books waiting at Murder By the Book, 2352 Bissonnet Street, Houston, TX 77005.

573 thoughts on “Hoverboard Warnings”

  8. So… hey guys, guess what?? I’m making a Zazzle store for fan appearal for Uglies, HON, The Vampire Diaries, and Maximum Ride! And maybe a few others… I’ve made 3 products so far…

  12. OMG, I haven’t been on here in forever. Oh well. If you read ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE Scott-la, I must say I love the shirts and I would SO buy them. At Hot Topic, where ever the hell you decide to sell them, I’ll buy them!!! [even if they make me a little hoverboard crazy] And I’m uber sad that I couldn’t come to Texas. I was so SURE, but ugh, stupid people. Hopefully the next time you go somewhere, I’ll be there.

  14. I’m back!!!!

    I need votes on my new poll! I’m thinking of doing a contest to name two characters in one of my books (the two main characters, not some extras that will be there for one page), but I’m only doing it if people want to enter. So, click my name, read the post, then vote on the left. Please!!! 😀

  15. Hoverboard Warning T-shirt is made! It’s $23, around that… due to high demand… plus I have to make some money! Hey, think of it this way- by buying my apperal, you’re donating to the Uglies movie! That is why I’m selling the stuff, guys, so I can get money to buy stuff for the movie, so it’ll be awsome! I need money to make it good!

  16. Oh, and if you visited my blog, what did you think of the jellyfish up top??? I just added them the other day. 🙂 I ♥ jellyfish, they’re so cool looking. 🙂

  20. I love how on Zazzle, you can put a design on any shirt you want (though some designs are limited to light shirts or dark shirts, but who cares?).

  24. Cool gallery, Alex-wa. And there’s no difference between a shop and a gallery, I just keep forgeting they’re not called shops on Zazzle. 🙂

    Who was it that said we should call the kingdom Westertopia? I like that more, it makes more sense. 🙂

  28. I’m workin on more designs and stuff… I made an awsome HON shirt design at school, but I need to put it on my flash drive to move it to my computer so I can put it on Zazzle! Or, I might just make it again… hm…

  31. Does anyone else ever feel like their iPod plays favorites when you put it on shuffle? Like, it gets stuck on one band even though your playlist is really long?
    Mine does that. It seems to like Bullet for My Valentine and Muse a lot. It always plays 2 to 3 of their songs in a row. 🙂

  33. I guess… I don’t really have a huge amount of music on my iPod, like I still have only used just about half of my iPod memory or whatever, with music, pics, and vids included…

  37. Oh. My. Gosh.
    You peoples talk a LOT. Too much, almost. lol. btw, there is no force on the planet that could make me read all those comments.

  39. Heehee I actually did, Andrea-la! Well, that was earlier… hey, long time no talk! We should IM eachother again… we haven’t in FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe

  41. hmmmmmmmm. to day i started the hole kingdom thing. ppl get to pick wat they want to be in the kingdom. we r having a vote for a kingdom name and a top ten playlist. we r now alowed to say harry poter and twilght but we cant talk bad about either. if u have q.z just ask me!

  42. ooo the DSi…im getting that…im so so glad i didnt get the ds lite to replace my original ds… now i can get the DSi…also i vote for Westerfeldiantopiataniaawesomeiniainsania… and i would like to be apart of the kingdom if its okay…and i think the theme song should be keeps getting better or mr brightside ordont trust me or OH DEFINITELY: THAT 70s SONG BY THE CAB my fav band!!!… who here has a sn?

  44. I should probably get off the internet and work on my book a little. I’ve decided to keep track of how many words I write a day, and if I don’t work a little more today’s word total will be kind of low.
    I don’t think my iPod likes Tool. I just bought one of their CDs yesterday, and none of the songs have come up on my shuffle yet. 🙁 It seems to like Brand New, the Killers, Muse, and BfMV just fine.

  48. well first of all we dont know if its going to be Westertopia. and yes wee do have an enemy. haterz of Hatertopia! they dont like scott so the ninjas shoud take ’em out!

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